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Jordan Cashmyer might be making her way up the “most talked about 16 & Pregnant stars” list.  Jordan, who was voluntarily homeless on her episode of 16 & Pregnant, has changed quite a bit since her episode concluded.  Here’s a short timeline of her past few months:

– Jordan and Derek separated after moving back to Maryland

– Jordan lived on her own without a job, so she ended up running drinks at a strip club called Chez Joey

– Jordan decided to start stripping and stop supporting her daughter

– Jordan attempted suicide a couple weeks ago, and has since returned to social media to promote her stripping gig

– Derek takes care of the couple’s daughter, Genevieve, while also going to college

These two have had several public battles regarding whether or not Jordan is actually stripping, who’s taking care of the baby, and why one of them has the kid more often than the other.  The “Where Are They Now?” special for MTV is being filmed at the moment, so you can bet we’ll get to see a decent chunk of this in an update around the first of the year.

Jordan took to Twitter yesterday to promote her “business page” on Facebook.  The page, which is titled “Raquelle at Chez Joey” is promoting her stripping at the club, and includes pictures of her hugging the pole, taking shots when she is not of legal age, and even some potential drug paraphernalia.


The picture that sparked the most controversy is the following shot of Jordan and 2 of her friends, who are also fellow strippers at the club, in a dressing room before a performance.


Jordan’s ex-boyfriend, Derek, has spoken about her alleged drug usage, and it appears that the usage at Chez Joey is something that happens frequently.  Our sources claim that Chez Joey is known to be a “relatively trashy” strip club, and that “drug use happens there all the time” by both the workers and the customers.  If you look at the counter on the bottom left of the picture above, you’ll see bags, cigarettes, and what appears to be white streaks of powder left on the counter.


Many are assuming that this is cocaine, but others are questioning those claims and thinking that it might be something stronger judging by appearances of some of the other girls on Jordan’s “business page” photographs.  While we can’t confirm or deny Jordan’s current drug usage, she has admitted to smoking marijuana in the past (isn’t it the gateway drug or something?).  Some are also questioning whether or not Jordan’s suicide attempt was actually a drug overdose.

Leah Messer

Leah’s life has been a seemingly ongoing mess for about 6 weeks now, and her cryptic Tweets and subtle messages continue to leave the social media work wondering what’s really going on.

On November 15th, Leah shared a picture of some grass and a caption of “stop watering things that were never meant to grow in your life” and that was the start of a few days of subliminal messages that she’s been sharing.


Leah has shared several messages about her youngest daughter, Addie.  She’s shared messages about going to church with Addie and her mother, as well as spending her nights on the couch with Addie.  Sadly, there’s been no real mention of Ali and Aleeah in a few days, besides Leah saying that she was missing them on Sunday.  When fans asked where they were, Leah failed to reply.

Leah also shared that she was going to lunch with someone very special to her and that we should keep her in our thoughts and prayers.  Leah has been really reiterating the need for prayers lately, but hasn’t shared why she would need them or what is actually going on.

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On November 17th, Leah shared a lengthy Tweet about failure which sparked a lot of people’s interests in the situation.  Leah also didn’t address what this one was about, but many people are speculating it has something to do with either her marriage to Jeremy, or custody of Ali and Aleeah.


Since all of this happened, Jeremy has removed himself from social media completely.  While our sources claim that he’s still not trying to repair his damaged marriage, he hasn’t filed for divorce that we know of.  Court records are published each Sunday at midnight, and you can bet we’ve been stalking them religiously.

All of this drama is happening at the same time that MTV is planning a 6th season of Teen Mom 2.  Sources claim that Leah and clan haven’t signed on for the season, but The Ashley shared that MTV is planning on going on with the show with or without Leah’s family as a part of it.  The Ashley also claims that filming for a 6th season is supposed to start pretty soon.

Alright friends, I haven’t been posting as much as I used to.  I am finishing up my student teaching and am going to be a lot more available here shortly.  I appreciate how willing to help all of you are, and it’s been a huge blessing to be able to come to the blog after a long day and laugh hysterically at all of your comments.  Really, thank you, because without the readers like you, the blog would be nothing.  Moving on…


Kailyn and Javi’s son, Lincoln, celebrated his first birthday yesterday, and both parents took to social media to share some messages for their son.  Kailyn shared a short message about the milestone on Instagram, and shared a collage of 3 pictures to go along with it.  The caption read:

My littlest little turns one today! I cannot believe it’s been one whole year! I’ll keep the sappy stuff for his first birthday card! love him too much for words.

Javi also shared a birthday message for his first biological child.  His message read:

A big happy birthday to 1/3 of my world! Don’t need to say much else cause I’ll tell you as we all grow together. I love you Lincoln Marshall.


Lincoln had his birthday celebration on Saturday, and judging by the pictures that were shared, he had a “Barnyard” theme, including cake pops, copies of Barnyard Dance by Sandra Boynton, pony rides, and farm themed food items.  These two went all out for Lincoln’s first birthday, and it looks like everyone had a great time.

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Happy first birthday to Lincoln.

1. Briana is engaged or something


Honestly, I never know what’s going on with this girl because 90% of what she posts on Twitter is either written in some slang that I don’t understand or it’s simply an attempt to get attention.  Earlier this week, Briana posted a picture of her left hand and a ring on her finger.  While she hasn’t confirmed that it’s an engagement ring, many are speculating that these two might be getting married pretty soon.  Briana has since removed basically every tweet from her Twitter account, and any mention of a ring at all.

2. Nikkole posts an ultrasound photo


I’ll be the first to say that I’m skeptical about Nikkole’s current pregnancy.  Today she posted an ultrasound photo of this baby on Instagram along with a caption about her pregnancy so far. The caption read,

First ultrasound of my little bean! They put me at 5 weeks and 5 days based on the size of everything and I’m due July 12! We didn’t get to hear the heartbeat but we saw it flickering away! & to the people who say I can’t be showing this early, my doctor actually said my uterus was really big and was thinking it could be twins until the ultrasound lol! (ignore the 7w0d that’s based off of my last period and not the size of the baby)

Part of me hopes that there’s an ultrasound tech that reads our blog that can tell me what all of this actually means, but there’s also a part of me that hopes she’s not lying again simply because it would kill Lyle to think that he had two little siblings that aren’t around any more.  Either way, I don’t wish anything bad on an unborn child.

3. Mackenzie talks about more babies


As far as we know, Mackenzie isn’t pregnant again, but she did share on Twitter that if it were up to her husband, Josh, the couple would have 10 kids.  During his time on Teen Mom 3 he didn’t seem to really be too interested in Gannon, so I’m wondering where this change of heart came from.  Luckily for people that have followed Mackenzie’s journey as a Type 1 Diabetic, she had confirmed that she is not planning on having another baby soon because she doesn’t think her body could handle the stress that it puts on her condition.

4. Jeremy breaks his silence

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Jeremy’s been awfully quiet since this whole cheating incident went down, and he’s been pretty cryptic in his online presence since then.  Two days ago he posted the messages above, which let followers know that he’s sick of having to keep his mouth shut and that he’s spending a lot of time at a home away from home, which just happens to be a camper.  While our sources confirm that Jeremy still isn’t living with Leah, they are both listed as in complicated relationships on Facebook.  The two have followed each other on Twitter again, but we’re unsure as to whether or not they’ll be able to work things out.


Catelynn Lowell is around 30 weeks pregnant, and she and fiancé Tyler Baltierra are gearing up for the arrival of their daughter.  Over the weekend, they chose to have a baby shower to help get some things ready for their new baby.  There were lots of gifts, including clothes, blankets, and toys.  Guests from all over showed up, including both Tyler and Catelynn’s mothers, and Dawn, the adoption counselor that we’ve grown to know over several seasons on Teen Mom.  MTV was there to film the entire event, and several guests took the opportunity to pose with the crew.  We can look forward to seeing more of the details of the day on the upcoming season of Teen Mom in early 2015.

Here are some pictures from the event that Catelynn shared on her Instagram account.

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Catelynn and Tyler had been pretty secretive about the name of their unborn child, although they did reveal that the name contained the letter V.  Most people assumed that the name started with V, but it turns out that the V is actually in the middle.  On Sunday, Catelynn’s official Facebook page released pictures of the baby shower, along with the caption, “Princess Nova coming in January 2015” which revealed the name for their daughter.


This sparked a decent amount of discussion in the Teen Mom world because Teen Mom 3 star, Briana Dejesus named her daughter Nova on the 4th season of 16 & Pregnant.  The name was unique to the show, and now that Catelynn and Tyler have chosen it, it seems like Briana has some jealousy problems.

Briana shared a screenshot of Starcasm’s article sharing that the baby’s name would be Nova, and simply captioned it “welp.” One follower said that the fact that Catelynn and Tyler chose to name their child Nova had to be annoying considering that they’re all on the same Teen Mom platform.  Briana agreed and said that it was more than annoying to her. While she did reply to some comments explaining her frustration, she later deleted the picture and her replies to followers.

What do you think?  Does Briana have a right to be mad about Catelynn and Tyler’s name choice?  Should Catelynn and Tyler have gone with something different?


Summer Rewis was featured on the most recent season of 16 & Pregnant, and her episode seemed to be one that a lot of our readers enjoyed simply because of the sheer trashiness of the entire production.  There’s no way I’ll ever be able to forget the eye-patch wearing, cockroach infested crib selling lady.

During Summer’s episode, we saw her strained relationship with her mother, Katrina.  Katrina was also a teenage mother, and gave birth to 4 daughters throughout her teenage years.  Katrina was a good mom when the girls were young, but one day, she decided to drop the kids off with their dad and step-mom, and ended up popping Klonopin instead of parenting.  Summer has struggled with her mother’s addiction (uh-deek-shun) for basically her whole life, and the sporadic behavior never really ended.

Now, months after filming has stopped, Summer’s mom has gotten herself into another sticky situation.  It all started after Summer’s grandma (Katrina’s mom) posted a picture and status on Facebook saying that her daughter was missing.  The post, which you can read for yourself below, says that Katrina and her fiancé ran away nearly 3 months ago and haven’t contacted anyone regarding their whereabouts since they left.  Summer’s grandma seemed genuinely concerned, and the post has nearly 500 shares to try and spread the word.



Summer’s mother heard about her family’s cry for help, and took to her own Facebook to post a message saying that she’s not really missing.  Summer’s grandma didn’t believe that her daughter was actually making the post, and said that there are investigators on the case that will find her no matter what.



As far as we know, Summer’s mom still hasn’t been found, but the attempt to find her and make contact with her is still ongoing.  Currently, Summer’s grandma believes that Katrina is somewhere in Texas, but that hasn’t been confirmed.