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This Week in Teen Mom News: 16 & Pregnant Edition

1. Sarah Roberts’ daughter Tessly turns one

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Sarah has been pretty quiet about her second daughter, Tessly Jordan Loucille, but did comment that this week she celebrated her first birthday.  Sarah, who is currently with Tessly’s dad, didn’t post any pictures of Tessly online, but did show followers on Twitter her daughter’s birthday outfit.  Hopefully Sarah will show some pictures of Tessly enjoying a birthday party, but she’s commented before that her children didn’t sign up for 16 & Pregnant, so she tries to keep them out of the spotlight.  Either way, happy birthday to Tessly.

2. Ashley Salazar is selling insurance

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Ashley has made several life changes over the course of a few months, but her most recent change is in employment.  Ashley, who was formerly writing online articles and using her journalism degree, has decided to switch gears and sell insurance for State Farm.  Ashley made the switch very public on Twitter, but there’s no real word yet on if she’s making any sales.  I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

3. Shawn and Aleah work on co-parenting

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Shawn Burke and Aleah Lebeouf were featured on season 5 of 16 & Pregnant, and you’ll probably remember them as the juvenile detention center lovers.  Shawn had a son from a previous relationship named Noah, and he and Aleah were taking care of him on their own before Aleah got pregnant.  Noah’s mom wasn’t really involved much, but it appears that she’s come around and is taking on more responsibility with Noah.  At first Aleah seemed hesitant to letting Noah stay with his mom for extended periods of time, but by the looks of that Tweet, things are going in the right direction.

4. Nikkole Paulun’s back on Twitter

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Gosh, what did we do for a month without seeing Nikkole all over Twitter.  I’ll tell you what…we didn’t see any fake boobies pressed against tanning beds, tacky advertising tattoos, or stillbirth references.  Anyway, for those of you that didn’t know, her account was suspended for some reason (unknown to me) and after a month without Twitter, she’s announced that she’s back.  In her one month hiatus she was able to get back together with ex-boyfriend Ryan Rice who she claimed was physically abusive.  Also, I’m still waiting to see those Playboy pictures she supposedly took.

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  1. Profile photo of farrahs old chin
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    so the old man in the pink shirt is tessly’s dad or grandpa?

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    I’ve lurked forever and now posting! Hi everyone! Forgive me if this has been covered already but is this child’s name pronounced “Tess-LEE” or “Tes-SILLY”.

    It’s stupid either way I just wanted to clarify.

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    This tripped me up for a moment seeing the same picture of Sarah, Justin, Tinleigh and Tessly. I thought an article was deleted. Lol

    Well, I would love to see pics of Tessly too but I applaud Sarah for trying to keep them out of the spotlight.

    Selling insurance is tough. My husband tried to take the tests to sell life insurance and couldn’t pass. They are supposed to make good money.

    It is sweet that Aleah has taken on that motherly role with Noah too. Yet, she is mature enough to allow his bio mother into his life. Hopefully, for whatever reason she wasn’t in it before, won’t come back in the future.

    Nikkole…

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      Me too haha I thought my computer was drinking baby dye

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      Yeah…I hate how people (as a majority) seem to be unable to get past their personal feelings about an ex and do what’s best for their kid. It’s so uncommon that it’s something to brag about. I don’t know this two so I’m not calling them out at all…it just seems like a lot of people whose relationships didn’t work out but still have kids with the other person feel like they should be given a high five for being magnanimous enough to ALLOW their child to see its father/mother.

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        LOL I know….on this whole fucking show everyone thinks they deserve a medal for co-parenting (even though they actually suck at it). Like for the short like Leah and Kail weren’t complete cunts to the father’s of their childsis they acted like they deserved a fucking medal. That’s like saying congrats for feeding your kids…(even though Leah doesn’t do that), congrats for not being racist (even though Kail doesn’t do that). Congrats for being a normal adult…(nobody does that).

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        Haha, I loved when Jurrmy said, “I want to know when the coparenting went to hell?” like he was shocked while he’s spent the past two years trash talking Corey with Leah every chance he gets. I dunno, Jeremy…maybe you and your entitled wife have something to do with it.

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        @Rae i cant wait to see the reunion i hope Dr Drew asks corey how he felt hearing Jurmmyy trash talk him. cause corey never says anything negative abt Jurmyy

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        Sex4Kuerigs, I will bet anything that Dr. Douche says absolutely nothing about how Meth Man and the Percocet Princess treat Corey so terribly. Instead, he’ll be on offense, hounding Corey about how he could dare to try to take custody away from such a loving mother. Then he’ll make up some numbers about how 947% of Teen Moms don’t allow their kid’s father around at all, and that’s completely within their rights because moms are more important than dads anyway.

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        Meth Man and the Percocet Princess…I am dying!

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        i say they let andy cohen do it, wwhl style!!

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        I know I’m older then these kids, but I just dont understand the inability to handle the co-parenting. My ex & I stopped loving each other, not our daughter. All major milestones had both of us & even our partners at the time involved. there was no playing one parent against the other, he & I both delt with her if she was in trouble. There were very good reasons my ex & I split but my daughter didnt need to know what they were! She is 21 now & she has been able to figure out on her own why dad & mom arent together. My ex had some hiccups being on the same page but learned very quickly how to co-parent. And believe me that ones not the brightest crayon in the box. lol

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        I think it shows their immaturity.
        Also you said you stopped loving eachother, not your daughter. Most of these girls don’t stop loving the guys, they are still in love with them (or they convince themselves they are anyway). As for the boys, a lot of them never had love to lose. Or they get over it way before the girls.
        Even Leah, who was the fuck up in her relationship, convinced herself she was sooo in love with Corey and it was special (even though she’d said she had connected better with Jeremy as they hadn’t been forced together for their kids).
        I can’t imagine how awful it is having parents who co parent like these people. It’s hard enough having your parents split when they stay on good terms for you! Let alone them acting like you are a pawn.

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    Nikkole is on the same shitlist Jenelle is on. Even lower. What an insult to those who HAVE had a late term miscarriage or stillbirth. She can choke on her “abusive” boyfriend’s dick.

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    Go away again please Nikkole, that is all

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    Happy birthday to Tessly. Only 17 years to go before she can change her name. I’m sure her dad is proud as punch watching her take her first steps, as he follows with his walker.

    Too bad Skankosaurus can only sell insurance in Texas, because I know Adam could probably use a good deal. Maybe he’ll offer to give her an ee baby for a 15% discount.

    I want to like Aleah, but I could never quite get on board with her. She had a tricky situation, and her boyfriend seemed like a loser, and she moved in with him in that zoo with his battling brothers, and apathetic mom when I think Aleah had a good mom herself (I know a few girls last season didn’t have parents they could depend on, but I think her mom was okay). I flipped a shit when she left her newborn there over night when she fought with Shawn. I don’t know, I guess she was okay and she’s good to Noah, but I think most of her problems were self imposed.

    Nikkole can go suck an egg.

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      Now you’ve got me picturing Adam using babies as currency haha.

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        The only thing Adam has to contribute to society is his ability to father babies that will grow up to have daddy issues. Maybe he’s got a chick at the tattoo parlor who is willing to exchange an hour of work on his tattoos for a shot at carrying his 3rd/4th baby.

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        It’d probably have to be a tattoo apprentice, and not a trained artist. He makes cute kids, but they’d be like the pesos of baby currency because they come with an absent father.

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        Plus, as Germany learned after WWI, if you just make more currency to cover your debts, each bit of currency becomes less and less valuable. If he’s going to use babies to pay for services and goods, he needs to slow his roll and keep an eye on that baby inflation.

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      I personally cannot stand it when a friend/acquaintance on facebook or wherever gets a job that relies so heavily on commission. Suddenly they go from normal person to makeup pusher. Their statuses are all about the new mascara they just got in the mail and do you want to buy any!? And then they love all the girls on their team and do you want to join it?! DO YOU WANT To HAVE A PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE? You get discounts and free placemats from pampered chef! Do you want to have an online party? Hey can you do me a favor and invite everyone you’ve ever met to this thing and every subsequent event so that I can make money and all your other friends can delete you for being as obnoxious as I am?!?!?

      Fuck that.

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        Talking about Leah? Yeah i hate people who do that too, they seem to be in a cult. Only few people rilly suh-seed in that business.

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        I love the unfollow button on facebook. They also try and invite you to their “Events” aka buy my shit party. FUCK OFF.

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        I didn’t understand how Mary Kay worked my freshman year of college and a friend’s sister started selling it. She invited me over for a free facial. When I think facial, I think scrubs, peels, massages, relaxation! Nope. They give you a dab of soap (expensive as shit soap at that) and you wash half your face with it and then put moisturizer on half your face and then they ask you to see what a huge difference it makes. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t make a damn bit of difference.

        So that was disappointing but her “team leader” was this really pompous woman who was a complete MaryKayBot 100%. She told me the story of how she started selling Mary kay and it was basically that she was the breadwinner for their family and had a great job with a big salary and benefits. She decided one day to just QUIT and start selling Mary Kay and she’s been so successful at it blah blah blah. I still didn’t catch on that this was a sales pitch along with a job recruitment and wound up going to help my friend out the next day for an “event” she was planning. Impulsiva McDumbass was there, as well and actually sat me down and asked me this question, verbatim: “Okay remember my story I told you about how I got started with Mary Kay? Tell me, what part of my story impressed you the most?” It took all the self control I had not to say, “The part where you put your family’s welfare and basic needs in jeopardy to peddle mascara to sorority girls!”

        They kept asking if I knew anyone who’d want to be a consultant or if I wanted to be. I didn’t but I wanted to help my friend so I was like, “I’ll ask my mom, I guess.” My mom is not dumb and was like, “No way in hell.” And then, folks, that was the day I learned about pyramid schemes.

        Also: My husband’s aunt is the dumbest person I’ve ever met. And she’s a total hypochondriac. She becomes a “consultant” of every fucking business that does this. But she never actually sells anything. She just buys inventory with her husband’s money and then never follows through. She put her “mary kay consultant” business card in their RSVP card they mailed to us for our wedding. At my nephew’s wedding, she was talking to people at the reception about the My Thirty-One stuff she was selling which is like monogrammed bags and luggage and stuff. My cousin does the My Thirty-One mess and she’s actually very successful at it but she doesn’t hound people to buy the product and she’s not obnoxious about it. I actually had to send my cousin an email warning her about my husband’s aunt just in case there were like regional conventions or something because we all live in TN. I explained that she’s a nutcase and will trap you in a corner and tell you her entire sordid medical history within 5 minutes of meeting you so if you see her, RUN! That woman is a complete turd. Her husband is retired navy with two different military retirement/pension plans and STILL has to work 60+ hours a week to keep up with his wife’s shopping addiction. And every year around Mother’s Day, she sends an email to my MIL (her husband’s sister) with suggestions of whatever she’s selling for a Mother’s Day present even though my MIL (and thus crazy Aunt’s MIL) has been dead for like 10 years now. I would punch that woman in the face so hard if it wouldn’t make her ill-fitting dentures fly out and her crossed eye to finally roll into the back of her head. Sorry..needed to rant.

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        @Rae i think they tell themselves that they gave up this good job to run a marykay business to feel better abt that dumbass decision. my nail salon now sells the shit in the salon and i had to tell the owner if she tried to push that shit on me again i will stop going there to get my nails done i go there to relax and have my nails done not to be harrassed and pressured into buying shit i will never use.

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        The only thing I miss about having friends who worked for Mary Kay were the free makeup sessions LOL! It’s sad Miranda’s doing the whole pyramid scehe thing now with those stupid body wrap things. I don’t even understand… Do people selling all that crap not get how annoying they are? Well duh no they don’t but just saying they should.

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        Did she give up a job as a police officer to sell body wraps? This show ruins people

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        @Beth, I don’t think she did. She moved away to marry Corey and had to leave the sheriffs dept she was working for. I think the body wrap thing is relatively new.

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        I don’t get why she couldn’t be a cop where she lives now though? I could see someone being like “Hey I’m on TV, I could sell these wrap things” but just no.

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        Yeah I was guna say, you don’t have to give up your whole career because you moved lol. Every place needs police! I suppose it’s an easy way to make money but it seems a step down.

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        Eh, her not being a LEO anymore doesn’t really bother me that much (the wraps things are like every other product of that ilk though).

        We don’t know why she isn’t doing it. Maybe once she moved they did the math and it wasn’t worth it for her to drive all the way to the old town for what is probably a small paycheck. The town/county they’re in now may not be hiring. In tough economic times that’s the kind of thing that can be effected by a hiring freeze.

        Maybe she really didn’t like it and now she’s going back to school for something else. Maybe Corey makes enough money she doesn’t need to work and spends her time volunteering.

        Hell maybe she just sit around and waits for her crazy-attractive and sweet husband to come home. I would if I could.

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        Well she might have had to leave her job if she moved far enough away. I think they prefer that you live relatively close to your departments’ jurisdiction. She might also not have been able to go from one department to another just like that. She probably would have had to go through the whole new hire process even if she was prior LEO. And like my booster seat said, some departments are just not hiring depending on the financial state of the county or municipality. Anyways, it sucks that she had to leave but maybe it was her choice to stay at home. Maybe Corey wasn’t thrilled about her working such a dangerous job. Who knows. But yeah, those body wrap, makeup and sex toy sales people drive me crazy. I have friends who sell that kind of stuff and it sucks to be like, yeah, no thanks. Lol

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        Hey if she wants to be something other than a cop then that’s more than fine with me (not a huge fan of cops especially with all the footage coming out with all the abuse of authority) but body wraps? C’mon now. And I’d really hope Corey wasn’t so controling as to make her quit her job. He knew that was her career choice when he met her. Kinda reminds me of the episode where Leah wanted to start working more and Corey wasn’t having it. I totally forgot he was like that.

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        I think Corey didn’t want Leah “working” because 1. Financially it didn’t make sense and especially 2. Work for Leah equals trolling for dong.

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        That’s not good enough. She has just as much of a right to work as he does and I didn’t see a problem with her taking a part time job to get out of the house for a little bit. I mean they couldn’t even afford paint at the time so I wouldn’t see why it didn’t make financial sense. Like I said though, whether or not it does doesn’t matter. Most homes have both parents who work and there’s nothing wrong with that.

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        I think I remember Corey making a huge deal about Leah going to work because he was afraid she would cheat on him with someone at work. I remember thinking that was weird because she was working at a dentist’s office. I guess he was worried that she was going to fuck the dentist or something. He tried to be nicer about it, like, “you’re going to spend your whole paycheck on gas and a babysitter.” Maybe that’s true but I feel like he was kind of being an ass about it. I hope he is not like that with Miranda.

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        Well as we all know, that didn’t stop her from cheating. I feel like if someone’s gonna cheat, they’re gonna cheat and you can’t stop it. And because Corey has been burned so many times I could see him being more controlling toward Miranda, not that it’s an excuse at all and if he is that way he needs to seek help for it.

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        They didn’t “get a job”. Selling insurance is actually a job, and it’s commission based. But the stuff you are talking about is multi level marketing/network marketing/pyramid schemes. They certainly aren’t real jobs and you have to actually pay to become a part of it. They encourage the people who join to push their sales on facebook and on their personal friends and family. As “Javi’s Miley Addiction” said it is a very cult-like thing and there’s lot of articles about how messed up this type of “work” is. It’s not a real job, and it’s basically a great way to waste your money.

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        OH nvm Rae, I saw your other comment. Sounds like you’re fully aware lol.

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        I am SUPER wary of a “job” that requires you to fork over money to have the privilege of making money for them. My MIL did the life insurance sales thing for a couple months and I was actually really miffed because she’s just like me…we couldn’t sell candy to a 5 year old and the only way she’d make money would be to sell A LOT of insurance. She KNOWS she can’t be pushy but took the job anyway so I was irritated. She was living with us at the time for free and while I adore my MIL, the idea was that she would cover the electric bill..now she was about to be working for a paycheck that was 100% commission based and neither one of us is pushy enough to make a living that way, even if it’s just to cover electric. They charged her to get “certified” to sell life insurance with their company, her first interview was with like 20 other people and they showed them a powerpoint presentation and tried to “recruit” them and it just gave me a bad feeling like they were scamming her. We lent her the money for the certification. (She wasn’t living with us because she’s a mooch, she just needed a cheaper place/had some health problems and we offered for her to move in because we love her.) She ended up having another bad health scare that required her to stop working for awhile about 2 months into the job so she had to quit. I think that not being involved with that company saved her a lot of money and grief. There are some careers that require some investment to begin but if your “investment” only pertains to that specific company (like, say, thousands of dollars worth of Mary Kay shit that they convince you will help you make more money in the long run) is sketchy as hell. Plus, 75% of the time, she’d have someone signed up for the insurance policy and get to the point of payment and you have to have a bank account/checking account to buy these policies for whatever reason and for some reason, a HUGE amount of grown-ass adults didn’t have a bank account at all so the entire sale was scrubbed.

        Not to mention you turn into a zombie and your only interactions with others are some form of selling this product and there’s something soul sucking about all your interpersonal relationships being that hollow. I did hospital newborn photography a few years back and I made like $300 every two weeks because I just couldn’t bring myself to try and manipulate or guilt a woman who just had a baby to buy our cheap products and prints at a county hospital where a majority of the moms have no money. I actually ended up buying a few things for the parents/moms that had really fucked situations and I knew they couldn’t afford anything. One woman was putting her baby up for an open adoption. I did her photos with the baby and waited for the adoptive parents to get the baby to do their photos. By the end of the hospital stay, the bio-mom decided she couldn’t do an open adoption and decided on a fully closed adoption instead and took all day saying goodbye to her baby. She didn’t have much so I picked out a picture I took with her and the baby and bought her a locket with that picture and just slipped her the invoice so she would know to call if it never showed up in the mail for her. I’m not cut out for sales.

        As for the Mary Kay crap, http://www.pinktruth.com is a great little blog about all their skeevy sales tactics and it explains about how they push you to go into debt in order to have a big inventory on hand and how the pyramid crap actually works to screw you over.

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      Yay a new Callee to replace the old one!

      Anyone know if Ashley’s still with her baby daddy?

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        She still has the old one in the sense that she doesn’t parent the child or support it like her aunt and uncle do but she does have the poor kid calling her AND her aunt (the adoptive mother) “mommy” which has got to be insanely confusing for that poor kid and probably super offensive to the mommy that’s actually her mommy. Don’t lend family money and don’t adopt within your family. ZERO boundaries.

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        This show has actually caused me to think if I ever adopted (not happening, kids don’t drink so we’d have nothing in common) I’d want the quick and dirty contact-them-when-you’re-18-if-you-want old school way lol these kids get crazy stalker from hell on their kids’s parents.

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        Like in Juno! “Let’s do this old school, like Moses in the basket.” I always said if I adopted, it would be orphans from Asia or Africa or something.

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        There’s a reason that style is “old school” and that’s because anonymity and secrecy is actually very damaging to children who are adopted and it is they who have campaigned and still campaign for openness in adoption. There’s a big reason why things have changed.

        Also Ashley isn’t the legal parent. If her aunt didn’t want her involved or for Callie to call them both “mom” then she could tell Ashley to fuck off. But she doesn’t. It’s their choice as a family. I’m not sticking up for Ashley as a human per se because she has really disappointed me, but I’m speaking from a perspective of someone who cares a lot of adoption reform and awareness.

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        Also adopting within your family should ALWAYS be the first suggestion and that’s what’s recommended by family courts and child services. They will always try to place a child with a family member to be adopted before placing them with unrelated strangers. It is in the best interests of the child to stay with relatives, and this is an undisputed fact not only supported by all levels of government, but by the UN as well. The only problem is that because of PRIVATE adoption agencies being allowed to operate the way they do in North America, there is a huge public misconception that family is just replaceable and DNA doesn’t matter. It’s simply not the truth. It hurts to see comments saying otherwise but I understand that most of the public just rolls with those misconceptions and don’t mean any harm. But I will always take the opportunity to provide the fuller picture whenever possible.

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        You know this comment isn’t my favorite… Here is my two cents as someone who has been there and done that with placing a child. The whole mommy thing is totally at Callie’s families discretion and by that I mean the aunt and uncle who adopted her. I actually feel sorry for Ashley. She reminds me of a younger me. Ashley is on a tough road and it is too bad that she hasn’t found the support that she needs. I spent the first years of my son’s life drunk and hooking up with destructive men. I didn’t love me and didn’t know how anyone else ever would. It wasn’t until I found a good support group that I finally was able to move forward with my life. To know that it was okay not to be sunshine and roses over a situation that sucked for me.

        I can’t help but feel sad for her. She may be older and she may be a nut case but I strongly suspect that she is just damaged and hasn’t actually dealt with the grief of adoption. And A good on Ya for the adoption knowledge… I suspect there is a connection somewhere in your life 🙂

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        I’m not speaking up for anyone per se, but I’d rather not know my birth mother was a hot mess.

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        I really didn’t mean to offend anyone with this comment. I know Ashley went through hell going back and forth about her decision to let her aunt and uncle adopt her child. I’m just one of those people who NEEDS very strict boundaries established or else I get walked all over and find myself in miserable situations. As for staying in the family, I think it can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on the family. I believe wholeheartedly that Jace would be better off if they had put him up for adoption and he didn’t have to deal with Jenelle and all her men coming in and out of his life at all times because Barb very rarely puts her foot down and sticks with it when she doesn’t want Jenelle around him because she’s too stoned or with a violent drunk.

        I’ve had several family members that have been in shit situations when they got pregnant and either put the baby up for adoption or had the kid taken away. I think if the child is taken away by CPS or whoever when it’s still an infant, depending on the circumstances, getting it away from the entire family can be a very smart move. But when my cousin lost her child due to her boyfriend breaking both the infant’s legs, her mother was devastated and we tried everything we could for someone in our family to take the child in. But by the time we found out any of this was going on, he had already been placed in state custody and there was nothing we could do. His bio mom is still able to visit with him, though, and she’s never gotten her shit together, abandoned her second child when she was 6 weeks old and I just think the first child would be better off having all ties to his bio mom severed until he’s old enough to make the decision for himself.

        On the subject of open/closed adoptions, the idea of completely open adoptions makes me uneasy. Carly’s adoptive parents didn’t want to do an open adoption at all but compromised because they really wanted to start a family. And then we see four seasons of boundary crossing and snide comments from Catelynn and Tyler and their batshit crazy families. If it were a situation like that, I would close the adoption to protect the child from it’s biological relatives. BUT I realize that not everyone has boundary issues because they’re bad people…most of the time it’s just a huge struggle to move past something like that and obviously Catelynn and Tyler have had trouble understanding that they’re the birth parents and NOT her parents. I used to watch Unsolved Mysteries all the time when I was little and so many of the segments were about closed adoptions where the records were completely sealed and inaccessible to the adult adopted child. Personally, I think closed adoption is a better option but I would definitely want to make it easier for the child to learn about his biological family whenever he/she decided to do so. The idea of those people who basically ran baby mills and adoption scams as recently as the 1960s or more recently make me sick. A lot of the time, they’d take in as many children as possible for the money and end up letting the infants starve to death or killing them when they couldn’t immediately find a family to place them with. And those always resulted in the “records sealed, you can’t ever find your family” type of approach.

        This all being said, I don’t have children. I have no idea what the true bond between a mother and the child she carried for 9 months is like. I truly don’t. But I would want whatever is the least chaotic for the child so they can grow up with a normal childhood and then have readily available information on their birth parents/relatives whenever they decide they want to look into it. I guess what I’m saying is that extremes on both ends of the adoption spectrum make me very uneasy and it seems like some sort of happy middle could be achieved.

        I hope I didn’t insult anyone and I’m genuinely sorry if I did. It was my personal opinion on the subject of adoptions but mainly my knowledge of Ashely’s 16 & Pregnant episode along with all the crazy, horrible things she’s done since that colored my response.

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        It is such a complicated issue and I really see a lot of it having been a birthmom for sooo long.

        I was a hot mess my own self for a while. I was trying but there was just so much grief that I was self destructive. Now years later I finished medical school and am a Doctor. I have two children of my own and a fantastic relationship with my son and his family. We are very close and I am better for knowing them.

        Boundaries are hard as shit in open adoption. The better everyone communicates the better off everyone is. I would have hated the world to see me when I was at my low points from it. As for closed adoptions, I know that it can be really hard on the children to not know THEIR story. With that said in the number of years that I have been in support groups I don’t believe that all adoptions should be open, as there are legitimate safety concerns.

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        Rae, I love you and I know you didn’t mean anything by your comments. Like I said, adoption is just a topic I’m passionate about and I like to share more about it when I get the opportunity. There are a lot of misconceptions about adoption and it’s nobody’s fault and you didn’t do anything wrong. Thanks for sharing some more thoughts on your perspective of adoption. There’s no easy answer really. Adoption is such an emotionally difficult thing for everybody involved, and there’s no easy answer on what is the “right” thing to do. It is also a pretty new concept in human history, about 100 years old or so and it evolves every decade, and every individual adoption situation has so many variables. That’s another point that I try to get across, trying to remind people to reserve judgment and assumptions about specific adoption situations because they are all different and have different needs.

        @Messer Beauty Salon thank you for providing some more insight from your perspective as a woman who has also placed their child for adoption. I feel like some people are not often aware of just how significant that grief can be. Thank you for sharing that. It’s obvious that Ashley has faced extreme pain and emotional turmoil over Callie. That does not justify some of the strange and disappointing things she has done. But I do sympathize with her for the loss that she feels and I hope she can start coping better. It’s funny because so many people say Catelynn is “obsessed” with Carly and can be very insensitive towards her. Catelynn actually seems to process her grief and emotions in a pretty healthy manner and is doing as well as you can do living with that loss that never goes away. And her open adoption dynamic with Brandon and Teresa is actually pretty ideal in terms of boundaries. They are clearly set and followed. But yeah I just don’t get how people can be mean to her or Ashley when it comes to them missing their children. The loss is always there.

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    1. I can’t hear that kid’s name without thinking of Tesla, be it the car, inventor, or hair metal band.

    2. The turnover in the insurance industry is pretty high, right? Doesn’t she have to start her business by recruiting friends and family? Good luck, doesn’t have any.

    3. I liked Aleah. She seemed like it was really important to her to take good care of Noah and her daughter. Shawn had her living in a nuthouse.

    4. Nikkole can go to hell. My niece was stillborn, and I’ll never get over her death.

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    Not mentioned in the article, Chelsea got a new Jeep! It’s black, lifted with black wheels and big tires. I’m a fan of Chelsea and Jeeps and I’m pretty jealous because I want a lift on mine! I just don’t want the mpg that comes with a lift and oversized tires!

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      She still has more new cars than most people her age (*grumble grumble says the chick who’s had the same car since high school*) but she doesn’t get a new one every fucking semester like Leah or buy one for her useless twat of a boyfriend who can’t drive legally anyway. Props to her.

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      Apparently, Teen Mom 2 has been renewed for a season 6!

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        I thought I’d hate this idea because it gives Jenelle more money but I’m actually really excited to judge her some more and watch their relationship crumble and find out just how little she’s parenting her replacement baby. Plus, you know Barb is going to snap eventually and give Nathan the wickedest purple nurple anyone’s ever seen.

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        Yeah that’s definitely the negative… She deserves no money and no fame, it’s already gone to her head enough.
        But things are just getting juicy now! Jenelle with her new baby and apparently trying to get Jace back (lol), Leah spiralling downwards, Chelsea with a new man and Kail… Okay Kail doesn’t bring much apart from two very cute kids.
        Atleast if we get to see Jenelle fuck up on tv her minions can’t believe her tweets about her oh so perfect life.

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        It was juicier when Juhnelle was with Keifah. Her shit is pretty boring now (which is good). I just watch for Babs.

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        My boyfriend loved Keiffer. He was a fucking idiot but he was upfront about it and he was funny

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        I totally hate this idea because Jenelle will get more money and MTV has apparently decided to make her look “changed”. I loved the queefer days because at least then they were showing Jenelle as she truely is. She hasn’t changed but they need to change up the story or it’ll get boring so now they’re trying to hide all the bad stuff she does. Of course we can still see through it but that last scene, just ugh. (where Barb was saying how she’s grown up now. No, no she hasn’t!)

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        That will be hard to watch, if they give Jenelle a good edit I will skip her segments!

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        Yeah but with Kail we get to see how fast her “forgive and forget” bullshit is going to actually last with Vee. I smelled bullshit from day one on that one and watching Vee’s reaction to Kail’s “little white boys” comment was interesting…Kail likes to be in control and she’s not in control of Vee’s opinion of her and that probably drives her insane.

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      Which could explain her being able to buy a new car lol. I love Jeeps

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        I don’t get them getting new cars, whats wrong with the old ones?

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        Just had a look at her tweet and she said she picked the Jeep up from a place that does tires and services. I might be wrong but looks like it’s not a new Jeep, just her old one revamped?

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        The Jeep Wrangler Unlimiteds built before 2013 had a really crappy engine in them. Always in the shop and bad mph. Could be why she wanted a new one.

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        I showed my husband that jeep picture and he was like, “I hope that’s 4×4. Otherwise that’s a huge waste of some badass expensive tires.” But I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t. Her gas mileage just went from shitty to super shitty.

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        The interiors probably build up that stench of cigarette smoke and bad decisions pretty quickly. You can never get that smell out. Gotta buy a new car every time it gets too gross to be around anymore.

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        If she got it revamped I bet it was free, since she named the company in her tweet

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        Oh yeah. Our current car is used and its previous owner was a smoker. It smelled gross for a long time no matter what we did:/ houses are even worse! My grandpa quit smoking and their house still totally reaks of it.

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        My house was built in the 1940s and several summers ago, the living room ceiling collapsed. They took FOREVER to fix it so all hot ass summer, the AC would go straight through the roof literally and the walls and doorways were basically sweating all summer. We saw this rancid brown stuff dripping down one door frame and I couldn’t figure out what it was for about a month. Turns out, it was old, old nicotine stains that had soaked into the paint over the years leeching out of the newer coats of paint on top of it. I thought I was going to puke.

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    Nikkole is such white trash, so is Ashley. I can’t stand either one of those girls.

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    Tinleigh and Tessly. I’m sorry, but ugh.

    I doubt she is really a SF agent. She might be working for one, but not a full blown agent. That takes a long time and costs thousands upon thousands of dollars to start your own agency with them. I don’t think she has that kind of cash or the brains for something like that. I don’t see her as an insurance agent, but who knows. Maybe she’s getting her shit together. I’m skeptical.

    Didn’t watch her episode, don’t know anything about her situation.

    Didn’t notice that piece of trash was gone, didn’t miss her a bit. I wish she would just disappear. She’s not relevant, not famous, was only on TV for an hour once and is a complete imbecile. She’s pathetic excuse for a mother, and I guess human being in general. She’s disgusting. Not surprised that she would get back together with a guy she claimed was abusive. Taking a page from Jenelle’s book. Jenelle faked a miscarriage, Nikkole faked a stillbirth, I don’t get how these girls aren’t besties. I have serious issues with the fact that she still has “fans” out there.

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      I’m wondering about the legitimacy of Ashley actually becoming a State Farm agent. As a lifelong State Farm client, I can tell you they vet the hell out of their potential agents – in addition to the financial investment they are also looking for candidates of good moral standing and quality. I can honestly say that I DON’T think ANY of the females featured on 16 and Pregnant would pass muster in that regard – especially Skankazar.

      If for some crazy-ass reason State Farm DID allow her to buy in and become an agent, then I’m switching insurance companies tomorrow morning on principle alone – State Farm is an EXCELLENT insurance company.

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        I know! My dad’s been working for State Farm for over 30 years. I’ve met a lot of agents in my life, and none of them were as young as Ashley, they were not as brain dead as her, and it took them many years and lot of money to start their own agency. It doesn’t happen overnight. Just a few months ago she was pregnant again, I seriously doubt she was in the process of starting her own insurance agency. She’s full of shit. Now, she is probably working in an agent’s office, a lot of times agents hire recent college grads/interns to work in their office. That would make a lot more sense. I’m with you, I would be alarmed if SF was allowing people like Skankazar to become agents in such a short amount of time, with no experience whatsoever. I just don’t believe it.

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        Maybe it varies by state? I knew a girl who was probably 24 when she became an Allstate agent. I think she was licensed to sell insurance under the main agents name.

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        It could very by state, but I know State Farm is particularly picky about their agents, and to get an insurance license it could take some time depending on the state. Until I see proof or something I’m not so sure. I don’t get how she goes from pregnant to raging alcoholic to insurance agent in like 3 months.

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        She’s probably just hired on as a saleswoman selling life insurance policies. My MIL did that through a different company and they didn’t require much from her. She has a bachelor’s in social work. It was entirely commission based and it was a shitty, shitty situation. Perhaps there’s some small subset of the overall company of State Farm that sells specialized life insurance policies or supplemental healthcare policies and she’s just in sales. I’ve never used state farm. I use Nationwide and they’re fantastic. I’ve spoken to my agent about 2 times in 7 years but his worker bee is amazing and always calls me to let me know if there’s been a change in my policy, I forgot to pay my premium or anything like that. She seems like a bright woman so I’m assuming Skankazar doesn’t qualify.

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        I love the Nationwide commercial with Peyton Manning. “Chicken parm you taste so good!”

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      Almost as bad as Genesis and Giselle. Ugh.

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        I’ve never liked the same initial for your kids thing. It gets very confusing. My husband’s from a family of 5 kids, and they are all J’s. There’s 5 grandkids and 4 of them are J’s too. My husband gets called Jenny or Jessica or Jaclyn by his mom so much it’s kind of hilarious. I wouldn’t want to be like that with my kids.

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        ahh, im totally THAT mom. my son’s name is Ryder Izaiah and ive already planned that my first daughters name will be Ryleigh Izabele. then in a perfect world, I will have another boy and give him a completely different name followed by a girl with the same beginning of the first and middle names (like the Ry Iz)

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        Both my girls names begin with C. It wasn’t intentional. I was actually trying to avoid it. Though, I will admit, I originally had planned to use the same initials as myself and my stepdaughter, which is A. If I had come across Adalyn back when I was pregnant, I would have used it and had the A thing going.

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        My brother and I have the same first initial too. My mom tried to avoid it, but she ultimately decided that she didn’t think it was fair to not give him the name she liked best for him just because it started with the same letter as my name. Then when my sister was born, she picked a name that began with a different letter and everyone was like really surprised, because they thought she would continue the trend.

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        Lol, I think the thing that turned me off the most about matching initials for your kids was the Duggars. They have 19 freaking J’s! And the dad is Jim Bob! That family is just creepy in so many ways.

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        Don’t forget Jubilee, so it’s 21 total J’s. I wonder if they regret not giving Michelle’s birth-control-miscarriage baby a J name, I think they called him Caleb. Names aside, that family is nutty.

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        @ Leah’s High Horse – we call him J’Caleb! Funny how J’Caleb never even had a name until the Jubilee drama unfolded.

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        J’Caleb is the best thing I’ve ever heard! I snorted and scared my dog. I think it also says a lot about them that they just assumed that baby was a boy. At least “he” was given a good name. Jinger and Jubilee are just terrible. In what world is Jinger preferable to all the names they used after her?!

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    Maybe Nik-hole posed for playboy college edition and it just hasn’t come out yet…. Wait who am I kidding… She’s never going to college

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    HAHA Megan I love how you usually keep the snark to a minimum but just can’t help yourself with Nikkunt. If anyone deserves a biased report, it’s definitely her.

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    1. I love the look on that babies face like GTFO me
    2. Ashley go fuck yourself you bucktoothed potato
    3. That’s nice…I wonder if the mom was a drug addict or what. Aleeah was pretty mature for her age.
    4. Nikkole is the antichrist

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      Lol, I read ANTICHRIST in Debra’s voice. “I’m getting tired of Nikkole faking stillbirths and her ANTICHRIST attitude!” Lol sorry I don’t know why that’s so funny to me.

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        LOL good. Whenever I hear Antichrist that’s all I think of. Mission accomplished.

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        Also remember when Farrah brought that guy home and Deb asked if he went to church, and he said no, and she was like “You should start going because we don’t want your soul going to hell” or something freakish like that. God damn scary ass woman.

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        She asked if he would like to go to church with them and he said yes. I thought it was going to be a nice, normal exchange and that Debra would say, “Good, because we want you to go to worship with us!” But not being one to disappoint she said, “Good, because we want you to go to Heaven with us.” Bwahahahaha, that was a level of guilt I had never heard before and I went to Catholic school!

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        YES! It’s been years since I’ve seen it. I just remember it was fucking psychotic and scary.

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        I really want to watch the episode where Daniel ditches her sorry ass again. That. Made. My. Year. It was like she was following a script for how to make sure this dude will never ever call you again.

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        That was one of the best episodes ever. I could watch Farrah getting rejected by guys all day. See this is why I’ll miss her.

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        I laugh like a hyena every time I think about that part. What a presumptuous, psychotic bitch. People like Farrah and her family who go on and on about how great of Christians they are and then behave the way they do piss me off so much. There are plenty of Christians out there who actually act like good people and are respectful of others and Farrah’s family just gives off a stigma blanket of crazy that makes people everywhere hate Christianity. And then those people become militant atheists who spend all their free time bashing Christians (not any other religion, I’ve noticed,just christianity) instead of behaving like normal atheists and simply not believing in God. They act like “atheism” means “My parents made me go to church at the butt crack of dawn my whole life and now I can’t stand christians.” To each their own but be respectful, dammit! (By the way, I’m not trying to preach at anyone…I don’t even know what I believe but I DO think if you’re going to claim to be a devout christian, you probably shouldn’t fuck James Deen for a porno and then lie your ass off and drag the dude through the mud.)

        Fun fact: My mom thinks Farrah is Jewish. Every. single. time. I make fun of Farrah for her “Christian parenting book” plans or for being an almighty hippocrates, without fail, my mom says, “I thought she was Jewish?” And I explain it to her every time that she’s not Jewish. In one ear and out the other. I guess my mom thinks that everyone with the last name Abraham has to be a Jew. The Jews don’t want Farrah or her family. No one does.

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        As a Jew I think Farrah’s mom is the kind of person that has a home made gas chamber out back and would try to throw me in it Hansel and Gretal style. Some Christians really really fucking scare me, but I’ve met a lot of nice ones too. Unfortunately most of them are like Deborah or worse just from my personal experience.

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        Loooool they ain’t taking Farrah to heaven with them. Actually they will probably be glad, they’ll get Sophia all to themselves

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        I find it pretty hilarious too. I really wish Farrah and her BELLIGERENT, ANTICHRIST ATTITUDE would be a part of Teen Mom when it returns.

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        I could rewind and rewatch her getting smacked by her mom all day

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        Yeah I actually wish she was going to be on it!

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      I feel like you have to have SOME intelligence and drive in life to be the antichrist. There’s a lot of responsibility on your plate Nikkole is lower level…like…the anti-Jimmy Swaggart or something.

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    Nikkole’s mom was another one who had a little bit of 80s hair in her episode right?

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    OMG the awkwardness of this Ask The Moms is already contagious, y’all.

    Ohhh Catelynn you’re gonna be a mom ….. again .. !! I can’t.

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      Love the reason for why Farrah isn’t joining them and it was put so eloquently by Maci *rolling my eyes*

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        What did she say?!?!

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        That after the show went their separate ways, Farrah made some decisions that maybe not everyone would agree with, and did not support the original purpose that the show had in mind, but that they support her no matter what, y’all.

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        OH cause the other teen mom’s decisions have been soooooo great. And they’re upholding the teen mom image to a tee.

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        Actually, Farrah’s decision does support the aim of the show, she got rill jobs, her daughter might be a future stripper but at least Sophia will never starve, she never got pregnant again, she doesn’t dickhop around(maybe she does but we don’t know), plus she’s very independent. Yeah her porn career is too much for mtv to handle, but what have the others accomplish except waste energy and oxygen?

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        Yeah because the amount of money makes her so much better? With all these appearances it’s clear she never even has time to be around her daughter. She’s just busy going to clubs and pleasing dirty old men. Yeah no thanks.

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        I still stand by the idea that the ONLY reason she hasn’t had another child is because she can’t get a guy to stay with her for longer than one menstrual cycle. That and her eggs probably never come out of their respective ovaries. They just roll their eyes, say “whatever Michael!” and then talk to each other about Dead Daddy Derek.

        Or maybe they’re too dizzy to find their way out with all the stripper pole spinning Farrah’s been up to.

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      I hate how so far it’s been about Amber going to gel. Come on, ask Leah about her drug use, ask Jenelle why she’s a lazy piece of shit!!

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        Amber: “I’m not saying I’m a wise person, but cmon guys. I kinda went to gel.”

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        It did really piss me off how the interview came out and Jenelle was all high and mighty on twitter saying “you went to jail to get sober and I did it on my own”. Like if I were Amber I would’ve been a lot less nice than she was because that was awful, especially when Amber’s sober in the truest sense of the word (no drugs including alcohol, etc) and Jenelle just means heroin. Because weed doesn’t count and she’s been hitting the bars with her alcoholic loser boyfriend.

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        What a bitcharooniedoonie. I hate her. I don’t even like Amber and that’s a shitty, horrible thing to say. Just because you went to one NA meeting and then bought your little keychains doesn’t mean you’re sober you twat-waffle! You’re an addict to everything and I know for a fact the one thing you’ll never break your addiction to is dicks with even lower standards than your own. Have a seat, slutweasel.

        Amber was busy trying to get her life together while you were sitting your ass on the couch at your mother’s like Briana, married, passing a fetus through your 5 for 5 Arby’s hole, texting a new guy while your husband is in jail and then bitching about how annoying your son is because he’s being A CHILD. You’re such a prize, Jenelle. Everyone’s super jealous of you and your boooyyyyfriend.

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        I want to change my name to bitcharooniedoonie. Lol

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        Jenelles whole “sobriety” thing pisses me off. It’s an insult to those are actually sober and living a healthy lifestyle. We have family friends who just celebrated one year clean. Theyre husband and wife and the nicest people you will ever meet. They worked to get to where they are now where as Jenelle dick hopped and got knocked up and did absolutely nothing. I may not agree with Amber jumping back on the Teen Mom merry go round, but I have a lot more respect for her.

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        HAHA gel. I loved when people on the street were trying to pretend like they don’t watch Teen Mom and then doing impressions of Babs.

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        Lol I like the guy who said he likes Chelsea.

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        I like how he looked like Gary Time and pretended like oh maybe I would date her. Bro, Chels is so far out of your league it’s not even funny. Speaking of Gary, that answer from Amber about talking to him while in jail then learning he was in a relation the whole time is the juiciest tidbit that’s happened so far.

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        Can we talk about how Gary is balding? I can’t be the only one who made a noise in disgust. Gary is at an all time low on the attractiveness scale.

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        I said “EEP” out loud. I mean not like he was attractive before, but he is NOT aging well. Same with RHINE! Holy grey hair batman! I have to say Tyler still looks 12.

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        I have a crush on Rhine if he doesn’t speak. Cos he’s a bit nice to look at.

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        Someone said she loved Jenelle and she’s amazing. Gag! Pleaes say MTV paid her to say that!

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        Gary’s body is probably eating his hair for sustenance since there’s no way he can effectively hork down the 30,000 calories a day he needs to maintain that svelte figure.

        And yes, if I were Amber I’d be shocked to learn Gary was dating someone new, as well, because I’m pretty sure he hasn’t seen his penis in a decade and I’m still not quite sure how they made Leah.

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        Funny story…my husband (who doesn’t watch, ever) walked by when they were showing the preview for the new season of TM and Tyler’s part was on when he sees Catelynn’s pregnancy test and he said “is he gay?” I said no, but everyone has their doubts, and he said “well, he missed one hell of a chance”…oh..I laughed. Couldn’t wait to tell you guys! 🙂

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        Rae, you just made my day x1000000. I’m at work cackling like a loon at the idea of Gary eating the hair off his head. Did ge get fatter too?

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        Thanks for that Rae… Making me laugh and feel sick at the same time. I’m just gunna pretend gary has no penis, which is plausible since nobody has seen it for so many years. If ever.

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        Softball questions. The best we got was asking Jenelle if she gets hate from people. And that stupid answer made me want to punch my TV. That’s the best answer she could come up with?!?

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        I think a better question would be, “Jenelle, can you count how many people don’t think you’re a grade A screw up?” Or perhaps how she thinks she’s going to be able to get a job in healthcare as a recovering drug addict. (And I’m using the term recovering very loosely).

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        I turned it on, saw Maci’s pained/constipated look, fast forwarded to them on the balcony and shut it off. Megan’s recaps and the comments here will suffice for me.

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        “Dear Jenelle,

        What is currently coursing through your veins along with your big fatty fat fat ego and the creatine and tuna transferred from Nathan’s manboy juice?”

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        I want to HIGH FIVE whoever told her she was a disgrace at the Keisha concert.

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        I hope it was Kesha herself and Jenelle had an existential crisis.

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        Whaaaat? But that’s why she had all those feathers in her hair for!

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      Why did Tyler have to crash the party? He must really be “one of the mom’s” aka a woman.

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        Because God forbid Catelynn ever do anything without him. I was amazed on Being Catelynn that she could successfully operate a pee stick without his supervision and support. Then again, she did have sober April, and probably at least 2 MTV employees. And with Tyler talking over Cate, it gave us a break from listening to her talk over everyone else except Amber.

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        Seriously. Have we ever seen them do things without each other? It’s really weird that they are always together. Does Tyler have any male buddies at all? I mean, I love my husband and love spending time time with him, but I also really like when he goes golfing or fishing with his buddies. If he spent all his time with me that would just be weird. I don’t think it’s exactly healthy to be together so often like Catelynn and Tyler. Heaven help them if they do get married someday. The codependency is seriously weird, not to mention they’ve each others only relationship! Since they were 13!

        Also, what the hell was the host thinking when she was like “thank you Tyler for coming and showing us what we are all missing!” Yeah right, I’m sure we all are so sad we don’t have an overly feminine guy who won’t commit! Whatever!

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        Being the mature adult woman that I am, I made gagging vomit noises when she said we all wish we had a Tyler. Um, thanks, but I think I’ll stick with being single rather than being the beard for a douchebag that emotionally blackmails me, is willing to impregnate me, but won’t marry me, blames me for everything and is just a know it all bitch. Thanks anyway. And they do spend an absurd amount of time together. Get a damn life, Catelynn and Tyler. As far as other relationships, didn’t Cate have an ex that she cheated on Tyler with?

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        Oh yes, you’re right, I forgot about the dude from Florida or wherever. But that was one guy and it probably lasted a few weeks at the most. The scary thought is that Catelynn is probably the only woman Tyler’s ever been with. Ever.

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        Oh gosh it reminds me of a new friend I made who I don’t think I could ever get close to. She is literally attached to her husbands hip. They do EVERYTHING together. If we’re having a dinner with all girlfriends she STILL brings him and she’s not scared to admit it either. She says we don’t do anything without each other. We don’t like being away from each other and then she says but we’re married that’s normal. If you invite her to a girls night she still wants to bring him and if you say girls only she won’t come. I’m like well gees if that’s what marriage is like I don’t wanna get married. I couldn’t imagine being attached to someone’s hip like that it would drive me crazy…. idk I mean good for them I guess. They’re happy in love and they never fight so as long as they don’t mind not having any close friends for themselves then whatever… its pretty annoying tho I don’t hang out with them as much because of it.

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        @trash that’s not fucking normal. I’m married and have a group of married friends and we all have separate hobbies from our spouses like sane people. We had one friend couple that was like that where we couldn’t invite the girl out to do girl stuff without her hubbykins and their relationship became so weird and toxic that we ended up stopping inviting them to hang out at all. Individuality is normal, people. I’m looking at you, Jenelle.

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        Yeah she dated someone in florida but if she’s been with Tyler since 7th grade, I’m guessing her “ex-boyfriend” was a situation where they passed notes in class and frenched once at the movies. Hardly life experience.

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        I’m so grateful about her wise advice on how to date a gay man for 9 years

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        Maybe it’s a good thing they didn’t keep Carly. If they had and, for some reason, their relationship survived, she would have been a third wheel for sure. Not only that, but Catelynn would probably always put Tyler above Carly no matter what. I feel for this trap baby. I really do. No child deserves to be born into this kind of dysfunctional relationship. At least when they were 16 & Pregnant, C&T seemed genuinely into each other. Now, five years later, not so much. Not only has their situation barely changed, but their relationship has considerably worsened. And if they do ever break up, then I can’t see them being good co-parents. This isn’t going to end well for anybody.

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        They could have kept Carly in the family and donated her to Butch. He would try to snort her, sure, but then she’d be cozy and safe inside his nostrils (and also I’m pretty sure his nose hairs have a mullet, too. You can tell just by looking at him that he’s having a business party in his sinus cavity regularly.)

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        Add to me the “C&T need some space from each other” list. They said they’ve been to therapy for a long time and still go.

        Sweeties, if you’re 22ish and you have to keep going to therapy to keep your relationship together maybe it’s time to move on. IT SHOULDN’T BE THAT HARD.

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        Because he’s an independent woman

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        You just made me think of Destiny’s Child. Lol

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        I read that and then did a Z-snap in my head without even realizing what I was doing. Ooooh, gurrl.

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        GOOD GOD. I just watched did you see him singing about having a baby? He just sounded like the biggest gay in the world I’m sorry (no I’m not).

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      The whole thing was awkward! Showing the reunion of the moms at the beginning, you can tell the conversations were staged and it was just, sooo weird!

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        Did they let Maci host so she can be monotone and talk about Rhine every time another girl says anything on any subject?

        “I have really bad cramps sometimes.” Maci: “Oh I know. Rhine is such a cramp and he still wants me so bad.”

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      Is there going to be a post on here about the special? I totally understand if Megan was too busy/ not bothered about watching it, it was pretty awful haha. But even just a post for us to comment on, without a recap, would be cool, if possible 🙂

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    I can’t watch the damn Ask the Moms because my kid has to watch Full House. Darn 3-year-olds!

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    Sarah: Happy birthday Baby Testicles! I joke, I joke. Tessly isn’t that bad of a name, I guess… Good on Sarah for not famewhoring her children out like a lot of these hoes.

    Ashley: I don’t want a newly “recovering alcoholic” managing my insurance claims. Nothing against my recovery peeps, just specifically this pathologically lying cunt face!

    Aleah: The forgotten twin grew up so fast! (Why tf did people start using this god awful spelling of the name Aaliyah?!)

    Nikkole:I don’t even want to waste any good shit talking on her. What a pile of shit.

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    In summary, Ask The Moms is awkward small talk, and Catelynn answering everyone’s questions on their behalf.

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    These gals need to take it to over to Jerry Springer. Is he still on? This special is slow.

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    Watching the reunion show and Maci’s legs are like the size of my arms.

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      She looks eMACIated next to the other two on her couch. I am disgusted with myself for that last comment.

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      Aint nothin’ good enough for you Maci, damn.

      You don’t know how badly I want to change my name to that.

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      No kidding! I used to be her size, about 4 years ago. I’ve gained like 25-30 pounds since then and I look back and wondered why I thought I looked so hot back then. My bones were showing. At least my boobs aren’t fake, that just makes her look strange.

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      Maci was and forever will be a self absorbed psycho bitch. I can’t think of her without thinking about the time she paid for her and all her girlfriends to tag along with Rhine’s family on his vacation time with BEEEEENTLEY and Rhine’s new girlfriend. And then they spent 5 hours trash talking the girlfriend and Maci going on and on about how Rhine still wanted her and Dalis would never be as fantastic as she would all while her loyal little followers nodded and encouraged her. Then the strutted down to the beach like something out of a whore infested West Side Story and BEEENTLEY didn’t want anything to do with her. I’ve never seen someone that skinny be deflated that completely. Hilarious.

      But the fact that she did ALL of that without ever once thinking, “Hmm…maybe this is inappropriate and makes me look absolutely pathetic…” just goes to show that she’s a delusional whorebag who peaked in high school because she got knocked up by a semi-attractive consta-yawner who still lives with his parents.

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        She loves to hear herself talk so fucking much. I’m excited for the new episode when she’s mad about RHINE living with his new gf and he’s like ummmm you’ve done that twice already. Once with the bulldog KY and once with this new pedobear looking bf

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        Oh I know! That was gold haha!

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        Plus during the Being Maci special she was basically living in a frat house!

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        Cause that’s an environment for a 5 year old!

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        Bulldog ky hahah that’s a new one. He always reminded me of Bobby hill from king of the hill. You know it would be cool if teen mom did a spin off with the dads that’s pretty much a parody of king of the hill. Corey can be hank, jurmy can be boomhauer, adumb can be dale, and Gaythan can be bill

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        That was honestly one of the best things ever because Maci was so caught off-guard by Bentley’s reaction. You can tell she really thought he would be so happy to see her and just ditch his dad to hang out with the whore patrol all day. Instead he started crying and told her to go away! Maci tried playing it cool and was like, “Oh, he’s just tired. He needs a nap.” I’m pretty sure Bentley threw sand at at her lol. Okay, maybe he didn’t. But he did in my book, damn it!

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        Yeah he threw sand, kicked her in the twat and then ran over her with a dirtbike. I remember very clearly. 😉

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        He peed on her which is even better

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    “Jesus is fixing my mommy’s heart” Jesus God Amber, you didn’t deserve that girl, but I’m glad you pulled through for her.

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    It’s basically “Ask Amber and Catelynn” while Leah sits there with a stone cold look on her face.

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    Wait so leah lived in a 6 bedroom house and the girlses shared a room? If I had a 6 bedroom house and more than one kid, they would all have their own room…

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      They might not have wanted to be separated. I will give her that. My girls aren’t twins but close in age. They will fight to stay in the same room. It’s actual really cute. If I try to move my oldest to another room, my youngest will grab her and say “no sissy go, my sissy”.

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        That is so cute 🙂 my brother and I shared a room when we were little, and then when we moved and got our own rooms, we would still usually wind up in the same room

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        Aww that’s cute! My sister and I had separate rooms growing up but we always slept in my room together. But we are six years apart, not exactly normal, but we are really close today and I wouldn’t change it. We had fun staying up way past bedtime talking.

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        Aww all of this is precious. My sister and I just beat the everloving shit out of each other. The only day we got along each year was Christmas Eve. We’d make a bed on her bedroom floor with a bunch of comforters and pillows and camp out watching the Exorcist and waiting for Christmas morning. We have a weird relationship.

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        The Exorcist brings families together

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        My mom forgot Easter one year and the next year, to make up for it, she put a copy of Schindler’s List in my easter basket. I’m fascinated by WWII so I see where she was coming from (and that’s an incredible movie) but I couldn’t resist pointing out to her that she gave me a movie about the Holocaust in which a protestant dictator decided to eliminate all the Jews on a day when people celebrate Zombie Jesus doing an encore after he was crucified by the Jews. (I’m not as well versed on the bible as Holocaust information, I’m just basing this “blame” on the fact that I always hear crazy ass fundamentalists saying in defense of why they’re anti-semitic bigots.)

        My family is weird.

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        I’m a jew and I find that sick but also absolutely hilarious

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        That’s so when one room got ridiculously filthy, she could just close the door and move onto another one.
        It’s got me fucked how she can go from living in a 6brm home, to a 2brm apartment WITH THREE KIDS and not feel claustrophobic! Something’s not right. There’s something we aren’t being told. Maybe they owed taxes or something and sold to settle the debt and are now buying again. But something is suspicious.

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        I doubt leah cares what the girlses want. She just wants more room for her crappy clothes and keurigs.

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        Don’t forget her bad wigs…jeez..

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      The seperation issue and the fact Leah would have to attempt to clean another room.

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      Why the FUCK did she buy a SIX BEDROOM HOUSE?! I’m impressed at her ability to practice that kind of foresight for her future trap babies.

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        Its for all her MK makeup and tribal shirts with matching headbands. The kidses sleep in the barn with the meth ponies.

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        She probably figured she could house the “therapy” horse in one of the bedrooms – she doesn’t have the time to go outside to clean and muck the stalls, so just have the horse live with the family. Hell, hygienically it would be an improvement on the filthy trailer she shared with Corey, the one she had dirty tampons and maxipads all over and had the girlses suck Cheese Puffs off the floor of.

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        She needs a lot of guest rooms for the various people who are there to raise her children when she is stressed, busy or on a bender with Jurmy.

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    That man looks like an actual penis.

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    Relationship advice from Cate and Ty? Umm, date a straight guy?

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      Don’t have a replacement baby to trap the guy who made you give up your first kid!

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        And won’t marry you. And borrows your makeup. And kicks puppies. And says you need to work on yourself. And is gay for batman.

        Also loved how they were like we’ve been to YEARS and YEARS of therapy. Oh I’m so glad to be taking advice from you guys then. My parents who have been married over 30 years and have never been to mother fucking couples therapy have nothing on Cate and Ty.

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        Your parents need to work on themselves, OK??? How dare they live normal lives without any kind of therapy. That is just NOT NORMAL! Love, Tyler.

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        “I’M THE PARENT” *drunkenly topples over and blows cigarette smoke in your face* – April

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        *snnnrgt* – Butch

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      That might be helpful. Also, if you feel like your boyfriend wants some space, you should smother him, demand to live together, go to school together, and work together. If you don’t spend every second with him, he might leave you. And if he doesn’t want to marry you, it’s probably your fault and you should work on yourself. And take a walk.

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      I sooo don’t get him! He won’t marry her, but he’s so excited to have another kid with her? Okay… I guess he wants kids but doesn’t want to be married to a woman, and won’t have a courthouse wedding. I’m assuming that means he wants a big fancy wedding. It doesn’t make a lot of sense.

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      Forget that old sage advice about seeing how a man treats his mother to find out what kind of man he is. You should look at how he treats small defenseless animals. If your man won’t kick a puppy, he’s not man enough for you!

      Also the best way to move on from a traumatizing experience of adopting your child out to a family that can provide for her, you should act extremely sanctimoniously and make sure everyone knows that you guys gave that family something they couldn’t give themselves. And also delusionally claim ownership of the above mentioned child every chance you get because if you say it enough, it will come true.

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        Omg I do!!! I see how they treat my cats. My cats usually hate everyone so I think that means I’ll be forever alone.

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        I think cat-hate is like regular pet love. If the cat warms up to a guy really fast, he’s probably waiting to smother him in his sleep later and start chowing down on his face. If the cat gives you a fuck off and die face, that means he likes you and, if you feed him wet food from time to time, he’ll consider letting you live.

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        in her defense, I gave my son up for adoption 2 months ago (today, actually!)..and I still refer to him as “my son”. it depends on the openness of the adoption. even my son’s mom refers to me as his mom and my actual son as his brother.

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        Aw wow, it takes a strong person to do that, I think Catelyn just does all that shit to milk her fame though, at least it comes off that way. Two months is so recent too, that’s good you have an open adoption? I like hearing about adoption stories just not Catelyn’s

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        in her defense, again, I think mtv pokes and prods these girls way more than they should. HOWEVER, as someone pointed out on another comment (was it you, maybe?), they’ve said some incredibly hateful things about B&T, like that they would have chosen another couple “had they known”.

        my adoption journey has been so amazing that if given the chance to go back in time and choose between NOT getting pregnant, or getting pregnant and doing it all again, I would actually choose to do it all again. I’m almost positive I chose the most perfect family that exists in America. at this point, im a pretty huge advocate for adoption. and I honestly was inspired by C&T to do it. if it wasn’t for this show, I probably wouldn’t have given adoption a thought.. so good job, mtv, you’ve susseeded.

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        Congrats on making an incredible choice. I was criticizing the shitty things she’s said about Teresa not being able to have her own children so she should appreciate Catelynn more and favoriting tweets from “fans” delusionally bitching about how B & T are just jealous and that’s why Tyler and Catelynn can’t put pictures of her up on social media. And calling them foul names. That is the exact opposite plan of attack one should be taking to maintain a good relationship with the adoptive parents.

        I do think they did an incredibly difficult and selfless thing by finding her a family that could provide more for her than they could. I’ve also never been through that so I don’t know how hard it is. Catelynn and Tyler just became whiny skipping records, they’re constant talk about all the things they were going to accomplish for Carly while not even attempting to back that up with action or follow through just got pretty old pretty fast for me.

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    Anybody watching Ask the Moms?

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      Ummmm lets see cate and amber are pretty much doing most of the talking… Chelsea revealed its only been a few months since she last hooked up with Adam… Maci still flirts with Ryan…. Cate thinks she’s so mature because she’s having another one…. Jenelle keeps staying quite because she’s such a wreck compared to everyone

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        It’s hard to believe, but Amber was actually quieter when she was still doing drugs. Love how she shamelessly plugged her book at the end there.

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        Yup I’m waiting for Randy’s she’s over him everyone makes mistakes… how many times is that gonna happen. She keeps going back to him I bet she’ll cheat on that new guy with him. Then she calls him a piece of shit dad well stop sleeping with him and chancing having another kid with him…. does she want two of her kids to have him for a dad? Whats the matter with these dumb girls in SD? And how the hell does Chelsea go from I hate him he’s a douche to hooking up with him? Poor Aubs I wonder if he stays the night that would give her such mixed signals…

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        She’s super predictable

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        I love Chelsea – she’s probably my favorite… but GOOD GOD! and its not even that she cant pull somebody else to sleep with…she definitely can. so why choose him? why? JESUS. GOD. CHELSEA.

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        FUCK NO. Every. single. damn. reunion. special. YOU CAN DO BETTER YOU IDIOT!

        Not that I’d ever be stupid enough to try and find out, but what the fuck does Adam do in bed that keeps these women so attached to him? Other than the constant emotional abuse and manipulation, of course. Dr. Drew and the hosts of these things can go on and on all they want about condoms and “it’s your sex life dot org” but I have never ONCE heard anyone sit down with Chelsea and speak to her about Adam’s MO of guilt, sucking up, being two faced, tearing a girl down by saying and doing HORRIBLE things to her and then promising that he’ll give them the completed family they keep thinking will one day happen. Chelsea seems like kind of a slut but I like her the most of all the Teen Mom 2 girls for various other reasons…but Adam really did a number on her with all the sneaky, skeevy shit he pulled on her to get whatever he wanted at the moment. She needs to do what’s right for her daughter and set a better example by NOT fucking her deadbeat, South Dakotan Evil Knievel ex-boyfriend every time he waves his dick in her direction. Aubree will never learn to respect herself and value herself if her mother can’t manage to teach her how. There are only so many times you can hate-fuck your ex before it just looks pathetic.

        How could you keep sleeping with the guy who treated his own daughter and YOUR daughter the way he treated Aubree?? That little girl is going to know nothing but heartbreak when it comes to her father growing up and therefore she needs her mom to be both a mother and a father to make up for Adam’s balding shortcomings. Sleeping with him every chance she gets isn’t doing Aubree any favors. It’s basically turning into a woman sleeping with someone who’s emotionally detached and abusive to your daughter.

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        Right? Hate fucking your ex is all well and good if he hasn’t called your daughter a mistake, you a fat stretch mark bitch, made another mistake baby, fucks that mom, fucks another old “pornstar gf”. I mean that alone. Does she not look at the walking STD pornstar gf and go…yeah I wouldn’t want Adumb’s used up dick in my pretty kitty because of where it’s been? Guess not. It’s really pathetic.

        The ONLY thing I can think of is if she goes on these really bad dates like the speed dating thing. Whenever I go on a bad date (Which have ben WAY WORSE than the speed dating) I do THINK about my ex more. But I think about it like oh there’s cocaine, I could do it, but that would be dumb and never actually go through with it. I think her confidence is just shit and she likes thinking that she wins by fucking Adam and hurting Taylor and blah blah….it’s sick

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        Trap it looks like from Twitter photos Taylor has had a new boyfriend for a while now. so the only person Chelsea is hurting by fucking Adam at this point is Aubree. It’s a shame Chelsea paid all that money for a pretty kitty, only to have it infested with herpes. We all know Adam can’t be clean.

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        TTB—I read your cocaine comment and thought of a line from Pitch Perfect. “Sometimes I have that feeling of doing crystal meth but then I think…mmm…better not. “

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        I know Adumb is a complete and utter piece of shit. And Chelsea is a dumbass for continually sleeping with him, BUT maybe she feels like “better the devil you know”? Or she doesn’t want to have a lot of different partners. Thought technically, fucking Adumb is fucking all of SD but let’s be truthful, Chelsea isn’t that bright. I just think she probably thinks “it doesn’t count” if it’s Adumb.
        I really hope she doesn’t cheat on this new guy with him. Thought Asswipe Adumb will try his hardest to ruin anything good she has going.

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        WTH. I missed that part!! Damn. Can she be SO LAZY that when she’s horny she just goes for the low hanging fruit?

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        The Girlses YES I was thinking of Fat Amy when I was writing that LOL! She’s the best. I thought Chelsea had a new bf now? hopefully she’s stopped that nonsense with Adumb but I doubt it ick

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      I’m confused…. this is just the Ask the Moms special, right? When is the TM2 Reunion/Finale/thing?

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      Did anyone else think that the segment with the original TM’s on the balcony was scripted? It really seemed like they were reading cue cards or trying to remember their lines. It did not seem natural at all.

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    Haha, I just looked at some of the comments. Haha, obviously you guys are watching!

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      Freakin Leah is worried that Amber is gone for 7 days. Meanwhile, Jace has no idea.because her being gone is the normal state of affairs.

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        Jace has no idea that Jenelle is actually his biological mother, most likely. Jenelle is just his babysitter that tells him not to tell his real mom about inviting her boyfriend over or throwing a party while she’s watching Jace.

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    Tyler’s reaction to Catelynn’s positive pregnancy test is seriously the gayest thing I have ever seen. Especially since he refuses to go to the courthouse because he needs a wedding.

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      OMGSSSS we’re havin a babyyybayyssss LOK AT THAT LYYNNNEEEE. – direct quote.

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        I can just imagine the homorealization finally dawning on Cate in that moment, ironically the exact moment when it’s too late to back out.

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        Seriously is all of the teen mom discussion going to be filled with nothing but people thinkin it’s their place to accuse someone of lying about their sexuality based on how feminine or codependent he is? It’s already gotten so old:/and there are many more legit things to snark on about…

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        Very much so. Especially when Teen Mom reboots. It has been a constant speculation in this group. Is it ‘politically correct” heck no! Or stereotypical, oh yes. It is one of those things that won’t go away. Sometimes you need to take it with a grain of salt and just skip over them.

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        Oh and I do a lot of time but Teen Mom hasn’t been on so it’s just been some comments here and there. Having to constantly read it is gonna get annoying though. It’s different with Javi because nobody’s being serious (I mean come on we all know he’ll cheat on Kail with Miley in a second) and well, Nathan’s a disgraceful POS so you can accuse/call him whatever you want LOL because he deserves anything bad that comes to him. I don’t dislike Tiler that much (didn’t used to at all before the “being” episodes and apparently he was a jerk on Couple’s Therapy) and if I got more of a sense that it was a just for fun thing then I wouldn’t care so much eather (which is why the “him and Javi/Nathan comments don’t bug me)

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        I think more than anything, Tyler is just a really, really weird dude who needs to date other people besides codependent Catelynn. I don’t really know what they see in each other other than they have been each other’s only serious relationship. I think it would be a good thing. Hell, he won’t marry her, so he would probably not be opposed to it. They need a trial separation at least. Their relationship seems dysfunctional despite the years of therapy they have had.

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        sorry, but I agree with Farrah’s autotune. besides the annoyingly dysfunctional relationship cate and ty appear to have (which actually makes it more realistic in this day and age), I feel like they’re not bad/annoying on this show. people can argue that “they’re not actual parents, they don’t have a kid” but don’t forget mtv’s actual purpose of this show. adoption is a life changing process and a very possible outcome if you get pregnant young.

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        Yes it is because he acts gayer than my gay best friend and until he comes out of the closet I’m goign to make fun of his narcissistic pizza loving bat man loving diva ass.

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        Also I used to like Tyler and Cate until they went off at Brandon Teresa for not letting them post Carly 1 on social media, and saying “bitch I gave you a gift you could never, have a child.” That was one of the most awful things I’ve ever heard someone say on this show so fuck them. They get paid probably close to six figures, I actually went to school and got a degree and didn’t make excuses and its a struggle to pay for my shit, so FUCK THEM.

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        TTB I’m having to pick my jaw up off the floor after reading that. What pieces of shit. I’m sure Brandon and Teresa would have preferred to have had the ability to conceive their own children but that’s not the hand they were dealt. What fucking entitled assholes. Congratulations, your reproductive organs work.

        RE: speculating on Tyler’s sexuality. I think he’s gay because everything about him reminds me of my first boyfriend who turned out to be gay. His body language, intonation, lack of male friends, always has female friends, attention to appearance. Yes those are all stereotypical but it goes further than that for me.

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        Ah sexism at its finest. If someone doesn’t act within the confines of their gender roles people automatically think they can tell their sexuality. How sad. I work in theatre and trust me, metro guys exist. Like I said, making fun of him and how he acts is one thing but acting like you’re in any position to judge something like that is another.

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        Blame it on media. Blame it on society. Blame it on sterotypes. Blame it on people’s limited experience.

        I am guess either you or someone close to you is homosexual, Autotone. Most of what is said here is judging one of these girls or baby daddies by things that we see. A lot of it based on the small amounts of time we see them. And to a point where it is not joking. Drug abuse, child neglect, promiscuity, etc are all brought up and consistently repeated. But, you are more offended by people declaring someone’s sexuality. Not attacking or anything, it just something I noticed.

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        LOL you don’t mean to attack but you’re choosing to make assumptions about me? OK then. The simple fact is that I hate sexist stereotypes and I’ve known people who were bullied for not fitting the gender norms and that’s not something I’m ok with. Not to mention drug abuse, child neglet etc is something that’s actually worth being concerned over because you know, lives being at steaks (if Nathan were typing this). Someone’s sexuality isn’t. And I don’t even jump on the Leah drugs/meth bandwagon for that reason, because I don’t know.

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        That wasn’t an attack. A lot of times when someone is very passionate about something it affects them personally. That is why I mentioned it. You have voiced your opinion on quite passionately about Tyler’s sexuality. Naturally, I assumed it affected you in some case. And you even confirmed, that it has applied you personally. Whether it is yourself or friends or family. I was trying to assess a better understanding on why this, out of all topics, you are vehemently defending.

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        LOL I guess you haven’t seen all my comments on other threads (prolly because I’m always busy thus usually late to the party) but I’m much more passionate about Nathan being a supreme douchlord that’s a waste of human air and that doesn’t affect me. Wait I take that back, having to see him on my TV screen is an assault on all my senses.

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        Yeah I don’t care how many children they have or don’t have or whether or not Tyler’s a friend of Dorothy. I just find them both obnoxious, snotty and boring.

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        Usually the amount of comments jump while I am sleeping, so it is very possibly I have missed them. Lol. And Megan is very good at updating, so people tend to jump to the new topic.

        I honestly didn’t mean anything by it. The way you defend and feel passionately about it gave me the impression it did affected you in some case. Especially since it went against the majority of opinion. Most, if not all, people agree that Nathan is a douchelord.

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        Oh and the other thing is it’s not even that I’m super passionate about this topic, but a lot of other things I comment on I feel like most of you will agree with me is I don’t feel like I have to bite my tongue. And I’m the type that tries to keep things to myself if they’re gonna cause a fuss but when I finally do let it out it seems passionate because well I let it build up too much. But nobody’s perfect:P

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        Farrah’s auto tune I agree with you 100 percent! I don’t see how Tyler would be seen as gay. We have a lot of close minded people on this site. The gay jokes are getting old.

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        Omg finally haha! It just weirds me out how certain people almost seem to downright obsess over it. Like you can’t even bring him up without “come out of the closet”. Sigh.

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      My dad was in the room when that came on, and he said “holy shitballs, that is a gay man.”

      And can you just imagine Tyler bitching about how it’s HIS day? I know he wouldn’t waste his time, but I would love if David Tuterra would do their wedding. He would meet his match in sass.

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      Stall tactic. They’ll never get married and if they do, I give it 6 months before Catelynn is miserable but TYLER will be the one to file divorce papers because Catelynn can’t function without him so she’d never actually have the self-esteem to divorce him (or refuse to marry him or have his child after you cancelled your first completely planned out wedding.)

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    Wow Tyler’s reaction to the pregnancy test is the most unattractive thing ever.

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      Wow. I just couldn’t even look at him. Fake. And yes, my gaydar was clanging.

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      Attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder. I’m sure Nathan thought it was kinda hot…

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      If my husband ever did that, well, I don’t know. I just can’t. That was scary.

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      Quickly followed by the scene of Tyler wearing a black wife beater, laying in bed next to his pregnant girlfriend and throwing a hissy fit about “not wanting to do it that way” in a high pitched voice as he referenced his disgust in marrying Caitlyn. That girl needs to get some serious self respect!

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        Wait he said WHAT??

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        POor girl was like I’d get married in a courthouse, I want to get married since I’m having your baby…and he’s like NO!!! NO!!!!!!!!! *throws complete bitch fit* I DON’T WANNA DO IT THAT WAY. That’s what he also says when Catelyn asks for actual sex instead of anal.

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        TTB Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
        Tyler is the biggest cunt. Why can’t she watch the show and see how much of a prick he is to her?? And what about his mother? She seems normal (ish) can’t she stomp on it and tell the little fucker to pull his head in. He made her give away their first baby. And now he won’t marry her. He’s probably pissed that the one time he fucked her that wasn’t in her ass, she got pregnant. Again.

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        His mom is the voice of reason? She’s like you’re having a baby but dont’ want to get married? That makes no sense! Exactly. I always liked Ty’s mom she seemed like the most normal one besides marrying Butch. Yea Catelyn’s work she needs to do on herself his thumbing Tyler’s ass some more during sex. Sick bastard.

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        Ugh. How the fuck is their daughter going to learn proper self-respect when she is going to grow up and witness her father treat her mother like this? I really don’t think C&T’s relationship is going to survive parenthood, but they’re still going to have to interact for the sake of their trap baby. Can you just imagine Catelynn sobbing to her kid about how it’s so hard losing baby weight and she’s going on lots of walks but Tyler still won’t take her back? Or how if Carly were here it’d all be so different? These two are so wrapped around each other that there’s practically no room for anybody else. And with Tyler treating Catelynn…ugh, that poor trap baby!

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        He’s going to be like VARLEIGH 2 you listen up! You need to work on yourself, right when she’s a newborn lmfao.

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        Sorry but this is why I have the apparently old-fashioned opinion that you should be married before having a baby. It’s bad enough that the divorce rate is so high, and then you add the fact that now people don’t even want to have a solid life long commitment to someone before having a kid with them? It’s a fact that split homes are not healthy for kids so why are people so careless:/

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        Every time his “work on yourself” shit gets brought up, I’m reminded of an episode of Snapped where the woman found out her husband was having an affair and he gave her a list of things to fix about herself if she wanted him to stop cheating on her and focus on her ever again. She did ALL the things on the list and then some. Then, she found out he was still having an affair and snapped, (hence the name of the show) tracked them down in a hotel lobby and beat the shit out of the mistress, stormed away to her car and ended up running over her husband multiple times with her car while his 16 year old daughter was in the passenger seat.

        Careful, Ty-ty…you’re pushing it.

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      I’m sure it gave Gaythan and Javi a boner. He honestly makes Javi seem a little bit straight.

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    Is it just me, or does anyone else remembered when Nikkole made her self a Wikipedia page saying how great she is and how much of a good mother to Lyle she was and how she had to put up with evil Josh, I am to lazy to check but I believe it has been YEARS since that page has might have been delete( there is a huge clue for you Nikkole)

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    Ok, the only good parts of the special:

    * A mom telling Jenelle to her face “Just so you know, I never let my kids watch you on TV because you’re a disgrace”
    * Jenelle saying she’s never been single for longer than 2 months
    * Chelsea saying it’s only been a few months (A LOOOONGUH TIMEEEEUHHHHHHH) since she hooked up with Adumb but it’s okayy xuz she’s singleuh
    * Kail admitting Javi didn’t know what he was getting into when they decided to have a baby (that’s almost like regret of rushing into it, y’all)
    * Bentley saying Maci was his girlfriend
    * Tyler’s reaction to the pregnancy test. Seriously someone put that on youtube, stat.

    Ugh seriously, don’t waste the hour of life.

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      Thanks! I shut mine off. I couldn’t stand more than 10 minutes.

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      Seriously – what the HELL does Chelsea see in Adumb now? I get that she was young and dumb but come on! He has a receding hairline, is drowding in his own self worth not to mention baby mamas and STDs!

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        I forgot to mention all of the incredibly irresponsible actions this man has done by driving when he is not supposed to. He is damn lucky that he did not kill anybody in that accident. Chelsea knows that he drives with her daughter in the car but yet she chooses to open her legs to such a douche bag! Poor Randy, he will be taking care of her until he dies or runs away.

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        Surprised none of them have gotten the gift that keeps on giving: Genital Warts…. or Herpes, but to be fair, a LOTTT of people have cold sores (aka herpes), just not on their junk.

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        I remember Kail said she had something lol

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        I’m sure she blamed that on Janet, too.

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        She did blame jo. And yes I’m sure she figured out the root of that problem was Janet.

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        OMG she did. She said she got it from Jo when she cheated on Jordan with him. Then she gave it to Jordan and had to tell him so he could go to the Dr. Ew..just fucking ew!

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        I thought that after that she tried to say it was all made up for the show? I don’t remember, but for some reason I feel like she took to Twitter afterwards to say that no one had any STD’s, that MTV wanted to make a point about having unprotected sex with multiple people at the same time or something. Lol whatever. If that’s the case, then they should have just used Adumb to make that point, but there’s no way they could fit all the girl’s he’s banged on one stage. I’m sure he’s had every STD under the sun. He just looks dirty and unkempt to me.

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        I bet he cheated on one of his gfs with her too…. everyone hates on Taylor but she’s coparenting with Adam a lot better then Chelsea ever has. She’s probably sleeping with him too I’m sure… I wonder if Chelsea slept with him around the time that her and Taylor had all the drama about Taylor posting selfies. It would make sense….

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        Taylor isn’t as catty but she’s just as pathetic. 3 or more people are banging Adam when he deserves to be castrated. Those 3 or more people are going to make more mistake babies. It’s just fucking sick to me, these girls have no self-respect and Adam is a man slut.

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        Omg but you kn ow what’s funny? Is the last episode chelsea was on her way to speed dating saying she wouldn’t consider dating a guy like Adam that had multiple kids/not taking care of his kids etc. yet she banged Adam months ago. Ridiculous.

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        A) We don’t know how Taylor is in real life. She may be hyper aware of the cameras and puts on a good act. B) I think Chelsea declaring she’s single so it’s a-okay that she fucked South Dakota’s version of Steve-o YET AGAIN is her actually trying to inform people that the only thing single about her is the one single braincell she must have remaining to keep being this careless and stupid. Stop it! Bad Chelsea, bad! I don’t dislike Chelsea but she has GOT to stop doing this. What happens when Aubree gets older and notices her dad leaving the house at 5 am on the walk of shame and thinks her parents are finally going to get back together? C) Can someone in the Dakotas just lose they key to his cell the next time he’s in jail so we don’t have to keep worrying he’s going to vehicular manslaughter some poor person’s face off??

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        Taylor just seems like a complete dipshit like the rest of them. I don’t dislike Chelsea either she cracks me up but yea….not smart to fuck Adumb. I love how on the preview for the reunion he’s like “It’s messed up that everyone says I’m a bad dad!” REALLY!?

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        Chelsea will always get back into Adams pants. Its why I can’t see her lasting with anyone. Everyone gets upset when we talk about her “bad qualities” and say she hasn’t done it again, but here she goes again. She can’t deny it either cause Adam would be quick to call her out. Honestly, Chelsea needs to stop talking bad about him cause she keeps running right on back. Especially when he’s with someone. I can see her getting knocked up again while this current girl is preggers, allegedly.

        Randy must be proud.

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        She needs one of those “Days since there’s been an accident in the workplace” paper counters except hers can just be “Days since there’s been a douchebag in my vagina.”

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      It’s no surprise to me that Chelsea is STILL sleeping with Adam. No matter how many times she assures us she is over him, she is not.

      When was the ask the moms filmed? Very recently right? So Chelsea was pretty much banging Adam 4ish months ago still. Every single reunion type show, it has come out she slept with him again. No wonder no one believes you anymore Chelsea. It’s pathetic. Have a little respect for yourself.

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      Ugh. KAIL! GOD! *stomps off like Napoleon Dynamite.*

      That wasn’t her admitting regret. That was her trying to make herself look superior as a parent to even her own husband. Yeah, Kail…you’re already a master at all things parenthood because you were too stupid to make your boyfriend wear a condom in high school. Brava, bitch.

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        Did she admit to anymore Javi-head-shaking?

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        Not in so many words, but she did admit that it’s not all roses marriage-wise, and that Javi didn’t know what he was getting into having a kid. Of course Kail TRIED to prepare him, but since he is inferior to Kail in every way, he just didn’t get it (the subtext: headshaking ensued.)

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        GOD I was watching that and thinking I’d be pissed if I were Javi.

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        Man Javi is ewww in general but pissed off Javi, I just can’t. He tries to put on this “i’m sooooo baaaad” act all of a sudden and fails miserably. Go cry to Miley like you actually do when you’re pissed and there are no cameras around;)

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    Noooo! I had no idea the original Teen Moms were going to be on this special! That’s, like, my most favorite train-wreck ever. Can somebody go into detail about Tyler’s reaction to Catelynn’s test? I know people are saying that it’s the gayest thing they’ve ever seen, but I want to know what exactly went down lol. I can only imagine how he acted…

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      Don’t worry, it was from a preview for the upcoming season of Teen Mom so you will have the pleasure of experiencing it yourself!

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      OH it’s SUCH an awkward trainwreck. Between Catelynn trying to join in on saying she’s a parent…between the Girl Code chick going we’ve all watched the babies grow in front our eyes (but we’re all thinking errr yea except for Carly), and Amber constantly talking about prison, and “its like filming for the first time because I’m not high!”, it is a fucking. train. wreck. Lol yeah the Tyler Catelyn thing…he held up the piss stick and in a REALLLLLLLLLLY high pitched voice goes WE’RE HAVING A BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEE. It was honestly uncomfortable to watch.

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        Did they show the actual pissing in the stick this time or just the result, I don’t think I could handle watching Catelynn on the toilet again

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        No toilet, thank the lord.

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        I was still grossed out that he was holding it

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        Somehow I knew that Catelynn would still try to have some input as Carly’s “mother” even though, at best, she’s only a distant relative to that little girl. It’s okay to share stories about the kid, I think, but to take it a step further and try to claim to be her parent in the sense that you’re raising her? Come on, Cate. Give it up. You’re not fooling anybody.

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        Well, she’s fooling Kail – didn’t Kail pipe up and say something like, “Oh, you and Tyler are so inspirational, and giving Carly up made you a parent because you put your child’s needs before your own.” Way to fuel that fire, Kail.

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        as a mother who gave a child up for adoption 2 months ago, I agree with kailyn. youre not a parent in the sense of raising a child…but you are a parent in the sense that you did what was best for your child, even if it means giving them up to someone who can do that job better than you… its a really hard and life changing decision and I feel people on here are honestly incredibly rude about it…

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        Neck mole, I think Leah said that to them. Cause I just had this look on my face like I had just smelled shit the whole time she was talking to them about that.

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        Nobody is trying to be rude about adoption. But Catelynn and Tyler act incredibly self-entitled and self-important about giving Carly up. Yes, they did a great thing for her, but I think they expect way too much for doing what countless people do every day. They act like they still have rights to Carly when the whole point of adoption is giving those rights up. Five years later, and they threw a hissy-fit over the fact that Brandon and Teresa asked them not to put up Carly’s photos on the internet. I do not believe that’s a normal reaction to that kind of request. And then they took it one step further and claimed that they would have picked another couple to adopt Carly had they known about this restriction. And then Catelynn basically lambasted Teresa’s infertility on national T.V. Nothing about that is acceptable. Yes, they made a wonderful decision for Carly. But I don’t think they should be so self-entitled about it five years later and when they have their own child on the way. Something about C&T just rubs people the wrong way.

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        I’m sorry, Marriage Infidelity.

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        you do have a point there, CCB. I would NEVER bad mouth my son’s mom over something so stupid. and I would definitely never say on national tv that I would have selected another couple over them “had I known”. I guess I just understand more of where theyre coming from with certain things now that I’ve gone through it myself.
        and its okay, farrahs neck mole. I’m also probably still hormonal and sensitive from the whole thing since it was so recent. no worries 🙂

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    Please tell me somebody asked Leah what the hell dye for the babies head is? Please?

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      We are all “dying” to know. (Sorry). But yea maybe they’ll bring that up on the reunion. I swear if I ever go to a TM2 reunion I will ask.

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      I bet you a bajillion dollars that they vet all the questions ahead of time and make sure they’re not too harsh or awkward, and don’t make the girlses look too bad. After all, MTV wants to show that these girls are all about pregnancy prevention (even as one after the other pop out more and more kids every year. Keep telling yourself it’s working, MTV.)

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    Maybe I missed it somewhere, but how has no one brought up how Maci said that Bintlay had a crush on FARRAH?!?!?!?

    Also, has anyone noticed any passive aggressive musings from the Teen Mom 3 rejects?

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    Forever time lurker, first time poster. I haven’t gotten the chance to watch the episode tonight, nor do I think it recorded. However, the comments on here are making me crack up and cannot wait to see Tyler react to the baby news, lol

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    I’m not trying to defend Farrah, but why are her “choices” as Maci so eloquently said, so much worse than, say, doing heroin or beating up your significant other??? I know that answer was hand crafted by MTV, but come on! At least give us some sort of legitimate answer. Does that mean you condone drug use and domestic violence, but consensual sex on camera, that’s a no no!

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    I laughed when Leah said she parents! “I’m their mother and I’m the one parenting them, not anyone else.” The only time I’ve seen her correct the twins is when they didn’t want to wear their seatbelts and threatened them with boot camp. She is so full of it.

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      She beats Gracie’s butt remember? So in her mind that means she disciplines. (I don’t give a shit about spanking or not) but seriously Leah is just the kind of person to spank and not do anything else since she’s lazy as fuck and is too busy putting mud on her face.

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      Did she actually say that? I’m sure that went over like a lead balloon with the girls three OTHER parents, especially Corey. Take every opportunity you can to bash the dude, Leah. Especially when you’re swearing up and down that you never talk badly about him in front of your kids.

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        Nah no mention of spanking or Corey, but “I’m the only one who parents them” was kinda a low blow.

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        What’s funny is that she tells Corey she never puts him down and that the low blow to her was him filing for custody and pretty much calling her an incompetent mom. Funny, NEVER once did Corey call her ANY names or say Leah isn’t capable or ask to someone ‘What does Leah do? Nothing!’ Leah is a piece of shit hippo-crit!

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        Corey was so nice to her when they were having the conversation! He made himself vulnerable and said how much it hurts him to be away from him and he’d do anything for more time. He’d even work with her and switch a week on a week off. See Leah? He’d even be happy with 50/50 an dyou certainly should want that for your girls. That right there proves he’s not trying to take them from her.

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        Then she wouldn’t be so stressed all the time and handing off the girlses to corresponding family members. Corey is an amazing dad, even for him being divorced from the girlses mother. I’m glad he finally put his foot down on all of Leah’s bs!

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      Yes, that was funny. I was thinking, no, Corey doesn’t parent them at all. After all, Leah is the one who has to feed and bathe them…they don’t eat or bathe during the weekends at all. :\

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    Girlses, any advice on how to handle crippling loneliness?

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    Hey wasn’t Farrah’s restaurant supposed to have open like a week ago? I wonder what happened with that.

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    Hi guys, just wanted to pop in and see if anyone watched ask the moms! I made my first tv appearance hahaha I asked jenelle her question!! Lol

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      OOOOH!!! You’re semi-famous! Give us the dirt, what was it like? Also, did they check your question before you asked, to make sure you weren’t going to ask something offensive?

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        Haha yes actually I didn’t get to pick the question! It was sooo long. I would really hate filming all the time lol I’m not cut out for that stuff. I really enjoyed watching the 3 teen mom girls, they had better responses and there chemistry was better. Jenelle was SO quiet you guys. It was weird. And so was Leah. I actually saw Nathan and baby Kai after the show. As well as Aubree, Javi, Lincoln, and Randy. Randy actually made a comment to my (poor) boyfriend because he was one of the only males in the audience haha. Chelsea looked amazing, even my boyfriend made a comment when she first came out on stage. But Jenelle did stick out because of her outfit. It just didn’t fit with the theme of the show. There were also a few questions they didn’t air. They also brought up the farrah/jenelle drama but that didn’t air either.

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        That’s cool! I always get so curious about what they don’t show. I’m glad you’re here! I love hearing from people who go to reunions and stuff. I’m kind of surprised you didn’t get to pick your question. That’s so dumb to me, obviously they don’t want people asking the tough questions that we all really want answers to! As for Farrah, doesn’t she have drama with everybody? Lol

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        Thank you! I’m happy to be here 🙂

        And yes, it didn’t seem like any of the girls cared for Farrah. It’s understandable though!

        I was so bummed when I found out it wasn’t Dr. Drew and the girl from girl code. But I did see Dr. Drew outside after they filmed unseen moments. He is in such great shape hahaha

        Also, I think I know why Leah always sounds congested. She didn’t seem to drink water during the breaks. She had a coke and I know after I have anything sugary, my throat kinda clogs up. Maybe it is that? And she didn’t seem to be on any kind of drug that day.

        I could tell Amber was getting a little antsy towards the end. It had to be weird for her because she was in jail for awhile and sitting in front of an audience is just awkward.

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        That’s so cool you got to go! I’ve always wondered if the girls get to pick what they wear on the reunion shows. Jenelle stuck out because she was dressed to go out to the bar, not surprising. Amber’s outfits didn’t jive with me either lol.

        So Kai got to go but not Jace?

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        I only saw Kai. I want to say it’s because Barb was there the day before for the reunion so I bet she was watching Jace. Or she took him home.

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        That’s cool! When my husband was walking through as I was watching it, he paused and looked at the TV and said something like “ha..there’s the one token guy in the audience” and my FIRST thought was “OMG, was it Randy?!”

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        Randy’s TM obsession has always totally creeped me out… So does the fact that he calls himself randilicious. Like that doesn’t weird anyone else out?

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        That’s always the thing that bugged me about Randy too. He’s so proud of being on the show. He gets involved in EVERYTHING that’s none of his business. If any of the other TM girls ever do something he always throws his 2 cents in. He thinks he’s so wise and people should listen to him. Then he loves going on about how Chelsea is so great and so over Adam. He even gets mad at people for saying his name he goes we do not speak his name what is he Voldermort or something?! Chelsea is way more mature then him in that aspect that she keeps that shit off twitter. Then you have Randy who acts worse then a teenage girl on twitter then he wants to be all adult and mature. It takes away his credibility. He needs to be more like Jeff he basically keeps to himself or even Babs who’s off twitter all together.

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        Oh you did???? That’s awesome!!! Yea I thought Jenelle looked trashy as usual. That sucks you don’t get to pick the questions WTF is the point of asking questions if they are already preplanned? Although I’m not surprised. Was Lincoln in a bear suit????

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        And I totally felt like the original girls took over you hardly heard a peep from the TM2 girls. They kinda just sat there and listened. I almost wondered if there was some aminosity because of that. Also the original girls seemed so much closer then TM2 girls. I mean Kail and Leah used to be BFF and they hardly talk it seems like, Chelsea never was particularly close to any of them and it just seems like they all gang up and laugh at Jenelle (which I can’t really blame them) I wonder if Jenelle and Amber really do follow each other on twitter now and if they are ok or if that was just for show. Also I wonder if Amber was told to bring that up or if she did on her own cause that was awkward when she mentioned it. And what all was said about jenelle and farrah?! We want details girl!

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        Unfortunately, Lincoln was not in his signature bear suit. I actually saw Kail and Javi arriving for the morning taping. Javi was getting linc into a stroller and Kail shot me a smile. LINCOLN REALLY IS SOOOO CUTE.

        Also, just did some creeping on Nikkoles insta and someone asked if Lyle lived with her. She said her and her mom split him… I call BS. and she is back with her “abusive” ex.

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        Did you get to meet any of them in person? What were they like? Did any of their personalities off camera surprise you?

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        No I didn’t, but I did have to try and look Jenelle in the eye when I asked a question LOL

        Jenelle wasn’t really involved. She was kind of stone faced, just like she was this entire season.

        Kail was sweet, she was signing her book for a group of girls that sat in the front row. She wasn’t angry or anything, just pretty normal.

        Chelsea was actually very quiet and didn’t ask any of the girls any questions. I think she was the only one who didn’t ask anyone anything. She seemed kind of shy.

        Leah was pretty quiet as well. I really think they focused on the original teen mom girls.

        Catelynn was pretty well spoken. Actually, all of the original teen mom girls were very vocal. Maci did a really good job at answering questions. She actually isn’t terrible at that kind of stuff. Maci was actually saying some pretty funny stuff, she probably made me laugh the most out of all of them.

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        OH were you the one that was liek you’ve been with Gary, Courtland, Nathan, Keifer, the mailman? HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so fucking hard. LOL i did see a bored looking boyfriend in background and was like wow he’s a saint hahahaha 🙂

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        LMAOOOOOOOO that was me, I couldn’t remember all of the damn names. hahahahahhaha and the guy behind me wasn’t my boyfriend, they had a few “acts” during filming and I had to sit there (close to the mic) so I could ask my question. After the act was over, I went back to sit with my boyfriend! He actually wasn’t really on it and was very happy about that!

        PS I did invite one of my gf’s for the morning taping but they overbooked. She couldn’t make the afternoon taping so my boyfriend came! I owe him big time lol. Looks like I will be going to a ton of jazz shows (he is a jazz musician) as payback. kill me now hahaha

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        LOL dude I laughed at that so much!!! So wait they gave you that question or you made that up? Cause it was fucking hilarious. LOL OHHH ok yea I just saw some bored looking dude in the back. I remember I made my boyfriend go to some taping of a soap opera years ago and the cast said he was a saint LMAO. Ah your friend missed all the fun!

        Omg I’m just watching in the background at all the baby recap moments, and I love how they have all of them starting to walk, and I remember Jenelle’s was when she came back from being a drug addicted whore and she had missed his first steps and was shocked to see he was walking cause she’d been away so long “Omg he’s actually walking”. Such a touching moment.

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        THEY GAVE ME THAT QUESTION!! hahaha and I wanted to roll my eyes at her response SO BAD. I was such a bad audience member, I kept laughing and acting like a child. Oh well hahaha

        He went to a soap opera taping with you?! OH MY GOSH I WOULD D-I-E. hahaha

        I remember that scene with Jenelle, by the time she saw him take his first steps he was already running. If I were Jace, I would have ran away back then. JKJK I love Babs. I wish I could have seen her.

        Also, Can someone please explain to me where the pic of Kaiser came from? The one with a black eye! How does that happen?

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        I actually teared up a lot at the recap. all the births and first steps caught on camera… really was touching

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        Ooh yeah there was no babs!!!!!!! Well she’s a busy mom taking care of Jenelle’s I mean her kids 😉 LOL no that was hands down the best question. Oh yeah her answer was absolute horseshit…not sure about the Kaiser picture but it’s awful 🙁 Were Catelyn and Tyler as annoying in person? Omg thanks for answering all of our silly questions

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        WOW! I laughed my ASS off when that question was asked! I cant believe that was you!! AND I cant believe MTV gave you that question!! You’re our new hero!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! LOOOOVE IT!

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        Yeah I figured Babs was watching the kid/s.

        And Catelynn and Tyler weren’t terrible. Tyler does seem to be very excited about the new baby but the marriage thing is still an issue. Catelynn did make a comment that there will be a wedding VERY SOON and Tyler didn’t say much about that…

        and it’s no problem! Ask away! I’m excited to be able to talk to people about this lol.

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        HAHAHAHA thank you!

        You should have seen my reaction when they handed me the index card with that question. I was like OHHHHHHH SHITTTT!

        I practiced reading it and my boyfriend kept saying “JUHNELLEE” like babs and I was cracking up! His voice was in my head when I was asking the question haha

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        Ok you need to make your twitter name something about MTV and act famous now… I wonder how many followers you could get. Maybe you should fake a preganacy!!! Lol btw I’m not making fun of you but of the idiot girls who would actually do something like that its awesome having someone on the inside who could give us all the dirty deets!

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        LOL!! Almost Fanous. I knew you were being sarcastic!! The funny thing is, I didn’t tell anyone(not even family) when it was coming on! So I thought I would get by without anyone seeing me haha and then my male co-worker sent me a picture of me on tv. I was so mad I got caught! and then my phone started blowing up because some of my friends saw me.

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        I love it! Your username could be @MTVMadeMeAlmostFanous!!!! Then you can go on about being on the show and act like you know all the girls personally! I bet you’d seriously get followers that will go on about how they’re such big fans and they love you so much! Then you’d get people like us would start calling you a crazy stalker!!! That’s funny that someone noticed you tho! So were there a lot of crazy fans who were obsessed with the girls?

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        OMG you should change your name on here to Alnost Fanous. I was bored by a lot of the questions but yours had me cracking up! Thanks for sharing!

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      tell me youre the person who asked her if shes ever been single!!!! I swear on all the I love I thought to myself “I bet that’s a TMJ girl” (because I knew someone from this site said they were going).

      by the way, this is jenelle’s marriage infidelity. now that shes FINALLY officially divorced, I figured it was time to let it go.

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    Jesus god Rae, your comments are cracking me up! I seriously love every single one of them. It’s also nice to hear that my sister and I aren’t the only ones with that type of relationshit. She’s five years older & never wanted a sibling lol I’d been feeling left out reading posts about nice sibling relationships.

    TTB, are you on twitter? So many of the things you say are just like someone I frequently interact with on there! You’re probably not the same person, but I’d love to follow you if you’re out there! Especially because you mentioned your cats…. My twitter BFFs are all crazy cat ladies/TM junkies 😉

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    This is late because I just watched the TM2 episode from last week (was that the finale?) – but Jo holding Lincoln was the sweetest thing ever and Kail was such a raging bitch to him!! UGH *KAIL HULK SMASH* *RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRRR*

    Jo came off mature and pretty darn wonderful throughout the entire episode, and I had to wonder if it was genuine or if he was hyper aware of the cameras and calculated his every move. Either way, kudos, I was extremely impressed!

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    Not sure if anyone has already commented about this but HOW SKINNY are Maci’s legs?!

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    Did anyone hear Jenelle mention Jace or Kaiser even once last night? I thought it might just be me, but the only things I heard her talk about were her beef with Amber and the Kesha concert.

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      Her drama with Farrah got brought up too tho I wonder if she ever gets embarrassed when they bring up all her twitter wars with people like does she not wonder what the other girls think of her at all? Idk I’d be embarrassed to be Je Jenelle all together tho especially when she’s in a room with people like Chelsea who doesn’t wanna date anyone because it wpuld take time away from Aubree and Kail who is such a good mom to her kids even if she is a mega bitch and then you got Jenelle who hops from dick to dick and jail sell to jail sell never thinking about her kid not even second or third always last

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    So this is what happens when I come on this page 4 am after my daughters wake up at 3. I had a dream that I got to meet some of the teen moms. They wouldn’t let me ask questions but I got pictures. I remember setting a picture with Catelynn. Then some random 16&P girl. And I tried to get a picture with Maci but she brushed me off. She was in a hurry somewhere. The entire time I was thinking I couldn’t wait to tell the people on here that I met the girls. LOL

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    Sooo off topic but I know you all understand my struggle. My son LOVES Lunchables. I have bought them twice for him in his 5 years on earth. He does eat them at his friends house though and he begs and begs me to buy them anytime we are at the store.

    Well today I found Applegate Naturals (they make lunchmeat without antibiotics and added horomones)makes a Lunchable type box, with their lunchmeat,their cheese, Annies Organic Crackers, Stonyfield Organic yogurt,and Annies Organic fruit snacks. Im so excited and while I know its still not “healthy” Its a better alternative for parents that are in a hurry and need a quick snack or small meal for their kid.

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    If you could ask the girlses one question, who would it be and what’s your question? I would ask Chelsea why adumb’s dick is so amazingly irresistible? Most questions i think we have the answers to, but not this one!

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    So I just watched this video on youtube with Leah talking to Dr. Douche http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg8ZIug0tT4

    I’m not going to speculate on her drug use or child neglect, but something is up with homegirl. Not only did she take forever to answer the question, but she was looking up for most of that time. That’s one of the #1 signs of deception. People look up when they’re trying to invent excuses or think of a good lie.