Not teen mom related, but whatever. She’s pregnant, a reality star and trashy… perfect for this blog.
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1987 is calling her back!!!
Jenelle just left for rehab.
She looks like she is carrying the baby in her hips, poor thing. Twins!
What do you mean Melissa?
Omg I saw that too…apparently it’s not really rehab it’s just a 30 day paid vacation MTV is providing for her. I think it’s because this is going to be “a rough season” for her. At least that was my understanding. Stevebeans story please!
You’re stupid, and it only shows you’re just as trashy as the articles you write!
Why are you here if you think its trashy..? I think its hilarious.. so stfu.
Oh please…is this Mimi Jen? The alcoholic teen moms mom who encourages her drinking? Guess you can’t handle the truth that this blog has the balls to say…
Sarav(h) M’s Unite!
Me too, me too!
And me!!
No mims you are trash. Bitch STFU. You must be high on all that dope your on bitch to come here and talk shit. You Heather Clause wannabe bitch. Go to Teen Mom talk and you can read REAL TRASH articles you may understand it better since her articles sound like a first grader wrote them. Damn dont you wish you could just find out who some people are on here and beat them senseless. Shit like this pisses me off
LOL, damn, don’t hold back!
Your a bitch Mims we dont want trash like you here on TMJ. Your a piece of shit bitch and it shows. You seem really uneducated. I wish I knew who you were I would take care of you bitch.
Maybe you should reconsider calling someone uneducated when you don’t seem to have a grasp on basic sentence structure, spelling, and grammar. Just a thought.
I am usually pro grammar police, but at least her heart was in the right place on this one. I give you both thumbs up, and it is incredibly rare for me to give a thumbs up to someone who obviously does not know the difference between the contraction, “you’re” and the 2nd person possessive pronoun, “your”. Sometimes it is s typo slip-up, but in that case the mistaken spelling was obviously intended.
What the heck is she wearing? Horrible!
Lololol if looks like she’s wearing an umbrella
is rhiana under it?
LMFAO ^ I always love to see both of your comments.
No….but her umberella ella eh eh eh eh eh might be!
It’s called a PantBrella! Duh! Can you sew? I can give you my grandmas old drapes and maybe we can market these bad boys together and get rich?
Scarlet O’Hara, is that you?
Godzilla run for your lives
Er’megerd… Like, Im gonna be a such a MILF: muff is ludicrously foul…
Are they pants? Is it a skirt? No! It’s pant drapes from the house she shared with Kris Humphries before their divorce. She is still trying to hold on to a non staged memory from her fake marriage.
Damn. I’m too busy laughing to come up with anything funny. I’ve never seen anyone look so pretty while looking so poorly put together.
Wow, you’re way too catty to be a straight guy.
And you clearly haven’t been reading this blog long enough to be judging stevebeans.
No shit. Steve and Melinda know who their loyal readers are. About 98% of the readers love his articles and his snarkiness. I guess your part of those 2% of ass kissers. Steve and Melinda are about the best TM bloggers. They are about the only bloggers that don’t kiss these girls asses. And again about 98% of the readers agree with the articles they write. But then there is that 2% that thinks that he is too hard on them, and they should give the girls a break. Fuck that. People need to be called out on their actions. If most of the people think the same way don’t ya think maybe your the one who’s thinkings fucked up. NOT ALL OF US GET TO LIVE IN LA LA LAND WHERE THE FLOWERS ARE ALWAYS BLOOMING AND THE SUN IS ALWAYS SHINING. We have to live in the REAL WORLD, where your character is judged based on the way you carry yourself. Just remember they chose to be in the spotlight and anyone with a brain is not going to justify their behaviors. I know if I were doing the shit that these people do, then my peers would talk shit about me too, and call me out on it. Maybe not on a blog or social media, but to my face which is way worse. I would read any article that Steve and Melinda put up, regardless if its about Teen Mom, just to hear their oppinion about things and spark up conversations with the readers. Us readers feel strongly about taking up for Steve and Melinda because we want to show our appreciation and keep them motivated to keep this blog.
I know I am not the only one who has enjoyed seeing more articles, and I am very grateful they decided to continue blogging.
P.S. I don’t mind you writing articles that aren’t necessarily related to Teen Mom. I wished they were a little longer because I enjoy reading your thoughts and as a loyal reader I appreciate your snarkiness*(?) I can’t stand the other blogs because they are a bunch of ass kissers.
Kim is beautiful and her baby will be even more gorgeous…at least shes a woman whos pregnant that will be an awesome parent. Snooki is ‘trashy’. Learn how to write an actual article…with actual paragraphs. I stopped going to teen mom talk talk for a reason and this site is starting to resemble heathers style of ‘writing’.
Are you SERIOUS??? She’s the woman who thinks so much of herself that she posed like she’s Jesus!! She picked up the most narcissistic person (next to herself) Kanye!! Snookie is a way better parent than what mrs. bigbutt famewhore show off will ever be…wow. I have NO idea why people look up to her!!
Agreed. At least, while not the classiest person out there, Snookie calmed down after she gave birth. From the little bit I have seen, she seems to be all about her son. Kim on the other hand, will tote this poor baby around like it’s this seasons Louis Vuitton handbag. The father isn’t any better either. Although with Mama Kris in the picture, I don’t see him being around for the long haul of fatherhood….
Sweetie, I wasn’t saying snooki wasn’t a good mom, just saying she was a lot more trashy than kim. So maybe they should’ve done the same thing when the world found out snooki was pregnant like they did here with kim. This is about teen mom not women getting pregnant well into their 30s.
It’s also THEIR blog so they can write about whatever the f*ck they want. Get over yourself, sweetie.
@ olive- last time I checked, having a sex tape DOES make you trashy. What’s even trashier that? Oh, right. That sex tape bein the SOLE reason she is famous. snooki may be a loose cannon, but at least motherhood has calmed her down a bit.
@chela…she made that sex tape when she was very young with a BOYFRIEND. The guys she been with have all been serious relationships. Don’t be such a prude…she made it with a boyfriend she was in love with at the time. Its not like she intended it for the whole world to see. What made her known was Paris Hilton. The sex tape came out later which was lame anyway just like paris’ night vision sex tape where you couldn’t even see her vagina. If it weren’t for the sex tape that was leaked by her skeezy ex boyfriend keeping up with the kardashians wouldn’t have been such a hit.
@ Olive- So not showing your “lady land” in a sex tape with your “very loving” boyfriend makes you not trashy??? How do you justify her getting pregnant while still married? You think that’s ok too I would assume, because they aren’t living together nor romantic to each other. Oh, and I will give you this- some of her notoriety did come from her friendship with Paris Hilton, who ALSO became famous because of a sex tape. The future generation, and there no morality and skewed views on everything scares me bad…
Kim is still legally married and pregnant with another mans baby! I know they have been separated for a long time but still married by law!
All the haters can STFU. You are obviously overuled by the hundreds of readers who actually like these articles. Stevebeans I think Heather is sending out her minions again. Normally the ones that talk shit turn out to be ass suckers from other blogs. I love you TMJ dont let these Heather Clause groupies get you down.
I cant imagine what kind of mother she is going to be after all the crap she has said to Kourtney this season on K&K Miami. I wanted to punch her in the face for that stupid shit. Kourtney is actually a good mother from what I can see. She will probably have custody of Kims baby once the new wears off.
Kim was saying that crape to kourtney because mime doctor told her that there were complications from being on.birth control for so many years. Her egg supply was that of a 50 year old. Eventhough kanye is an idiot, I’m happy for her
why would I be one of heathers minions when I stated that that teen mom junkies was turning into her pathetic blog? Stay with teen mom being the topic of articles. Write actual articles. I.come here to actually read not look at pictures with captions.
There are plenty of other blogs you can go “actually read.” Noone has a gun to your head.
Thanks, it doesn’t bother me though.
you’re an idiot tourist pose like that in front of christ the redeemer for photographs not just her. people like you are obviously jealous and want to hate on her for the smallest things.
“I look like this already? Crap.”
“Now Kim, I’m happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Snooki had the best leopard print maternity wardrobe of all time”
wow. why is everyone that comments on this blog so obsessed with Heather Clouse.
Who is Heather Clouse? Seriously, I’m not familiar and from the comments it seems I should be thankful!
I can’t imagine what the inner workings of her relationship must be like for her to let Kanye keep dressing her. Surely she knows that it’s not working.
“Somebody help me! I am squished in here and I can’t move. I am trying to grow and I am being suffocated by tight pants. The umbilical cord is jammed up against my nose. The placenta is wrapped around my head. My knees are jammed against my ears! There’s a dent in my head from her hip bone and my right arm is pinned down by her spleen! This will be my last text because dammit there is no longer room for my iphone!”
um I like dick?
She is gonna be as big as a house when this pregnancy is full term.
I generally refuse to comment on people’s looks, since appearances are something that most people have little ability to change significantly, and their appearance bears no direct reflection onto the quality of the person or their desirability to be around. Some really attractive people are so (choose from the list) boring/stupid/self-absorbed/obnoxious/mean that most people of the opposite sex would have a hard time remaining in teh same room with them long enough to even think of having sex with them. Other people are physically unattractive, but you cannot seem to spend enough time with them because they are so interesting/funny/intelligent/wise/entertaining/kind or otherwise enjoyable to be around. For the most part, people can’t change how they look, so it makes no sense to comment about their looks.
I make the exception for those who shove themselves into the public eye and demand that we be awed by their appearance. Kim Kardashian is on of these people, so I haev no compunctions against critiquing her appearance.
She was as big as a house before she got pregnant, and I mean YEARS before she got pregnant. Whenever you saw photos of her snapped by paparazzi or random people, she was huge. She has no business parading around in tight clothing like she continued to do long after she became obese. Independent photographers had very limited access to her and she was only viewed from the least unflattering angles. The photos that were officially released by her PR machine trimmed at least 40 pounds off her. Her butt was not at all shapely, but rather it looked like a huge mound of cottage cheese that ran from the middle of her back down to her knees and was held in place by all manner of support garments. I could not figure out how she had retained the sex symbol status. Some of those photos made my grandma look hot compared to her.
In addition to her obesity, her plastic surgery did her no favors. She was looking like a cat woman by 2009. She did not look human. How can people find that attractive?
Pretty sure she’s growing sideways.. not out in front? Is it just me or is she carrying the baby in her butt?
The richer they get the poorer their taste in clothing becomes.
It looks like she got tangled in old lady drapes. Since she has been with Kanye, her taste in clothes has turned to shit!
Totes agree. Before she looked very put together, but since starting to date that douchebag, she looks terrible
The kardashian a have google alerts set up for themselves. Their family’s probably trolling this blog now LOL
Curtains: when there isn’t enough denim in the world to cover your ass.
hashtag: hire a stylist
Back to the topic at hand, my caption:
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
I think that ’bout sums that ‘ish up.