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Jeremy Calvert’s Latest Social Media Rant Earns Him Crown for Most Dramatic Dad

Jeremy Calvert has won the top honor of being the most dramatic Teen Mom father— in my book, at least. (Yes, Adam is a very, very close second).

After being unhappy with what some other gossip sites were reporting about his relationship with Brooke, Calvert took used his favorite social media platform to give his expletive-ridden opinion. Calvert has had issues with media in the past, deleting his Twitter account after being fed up. (It’s important to note, however, that he wasn’t fed up to stop posting to Instagram regularly or at least make the page private.)

In the latest rant, Calvert makes several claims. Here’s a summary:

-Like Jenelle, he claims that Teen Mom has ruined his life, even saying he wishes he never went on it

-MTV doesn’t pay Teen Mom dads enough to live off of without a regular job, which is why he maintains a different job

-Brooke is far from insecure when it comes to Jeremy’s Teen Mom ex, Leah Messer

-He plans on marrying Brooke one day, partly because she works “hard af”

-He thinks sharing passwords to all accounts between partners is the way relationships should work

His anger is best described by the amount of expletives he uses. In the short rant he uses the F-word seven times, with several other gems appearing as well. He ends his rant with a complaint that his ex Leah has also had in the past: that too many of his readers are being grammar police. Except he refers to them as “grammer Nazis. Reading is hard.

Here’s the whole rant:

Fuckkkkk you teen mom blast drop down and blow me @bwehr10

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Who cares 🖕🖕🖕🖕

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Farrah Abraham Actually Expects Us to Believe That She’s Not Thirsty

The image of someone who is totally not thirsty.
The image of someone who is totally not thirsty.

Just because you say something, doesn’t make it true. For instance, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman,” “I have never doped” and “I’m not pregnant” are just some of the infamous lies famous people have told in the past.

Add “I’m not thirsty” to that list following an interview Teen Mom OG cast member Farrah Abraham did with Theo Von and Matthew Cole Weiss on the Allegedly podcast.

“I’m not a thirsty b****. I have plenty of H20,” Abraham obnoxiously said during the chat.

Let us remind you, fellow TMJ, why Abraham is arguably the thirstiest cast member to be on the Teen Mom series. There was that time she had her daughter call Nicki Minaj a loser on social media. Then there was that time that she picked a fight with America’s royal family, the Kardashians. And we shan’t forget the time she did THIS (NSFW).

Abraham also said some other interesting things during the talk. She touched on the criticisms of allowing her young daughter to wear makeup, saying she was called to school on at least one occasion for letting her daughter wear makeup to school. Abraham says she fought back by arguing that older, grown women shouldn’t wear makeup if they don’t want young kids to do it, too. She also inferred that this argument forced the principal to switch schools– we’d definitely be interested in finding out more about that.

Other than that, Abraham, of course, took some time to criticize her cast mates for having more than one child, which she presumes is to get more money from MTV.

Abraham says her cast mates’ subsequent pregnancies are because they are “milking the s*** out of the show.”

Interesting. Thoughts?

Watch the full video via People here. 

 

Kailyn Upgrades Her Ride, Shows Up Fellow Teen Moms

kailyn car

Kailyn Lowry has treated herself this week through the purchase of a brand new white BMW X-Series.  In the midst of divorce from Javi, who has been home from deployment for a week, Kailyn seems over-the-moon thanks to her new purchase; she’s referring to it on social media as her new “baby.”

 

Kailyn’s purchase proves that the Teen Mom salary pays off; she joins a long list of Teen Moms who drive respectable whips.

 

Last year, Amber Portwood brought home her own new “baby”- luxury edition. Portwood showed off her shiny new Escalade right around Christmas time.


Two years ago, Chelsea Houska purchased her dream car, a black on black Jeep Wrangler Sahara that was the envy of Jeep lovers everywhere.
But perhaps the person who takes the car for nicest vehicle… Farrah Abraham.
In April, Farrah bought a white 2016 Maserati Ghibli, a car that likely cost her nearly $100K. It’s true, a lot of people don’t agree with Farrah’s hustle, but she probably doesn’t cry too much about it in her “kid-friendly” Maserati.

More Details About Teen Mom U.K. Revealed

 

Image via WetPaint
Image via WetPaint

More details about Teen Mom U.K. are emerging via WorldScreen.com. The show, which premieres in November, premieres in November and we to admit we’re a little jealous.

Instead of following just four girls around, the show is reportedly tapping into the lives of five teen moms. The show will largely follow the U.S. format thanks to its solidified success, but will expand on it by providing viewers even more access to the girls’ lives; each girl will be provided with a cell phone to record moments when MTV producers aren’t around (GOD we wish Jenelle had one of those).

This all sounds awesome, but it’s important to note viewers won’t have the same bond as we have with our Teen Moms. Since there is no 16 and Pregnant U.K. edition, stars of Teen Mom U.K. will have to be selected directly from what it is being described as an extremely large applicant pool.

[As a side note, I think MTV producers across the pond should televise their selection process in an American Idol-type format. While there’s bound to be tons of decently normal, even painfully average people vying to be on Teen Mom U.K., I’m extremely interested in seeing submissions from the inevitable crazies coming out of the woodwork. Now that’d, I think, would be TV gold.]

One thing that did catch my eye about World Screen’s article was that the VP of production management and business affairs at Viacom International Media Networks said the show is not produced at all. The jig is up for reality TV, making it really hard to believe any of this “not produced” nonsense, but only time will tell.

Promo of ‘Teen Mom OG’ Reveals All of the Drama We’ve Been Missing

Whether or not you were satisfied with the last season of Teen Mom 2 (many of us weren’t), it seems like we’re guaranteed to get our drama fill in the next season of Teen Mom OG, which premieres August 22.

The cast members we love to hate, (looking right at you, Farrah Abraham and Amber Portwood), are back to bring us all of the drama we’ve only learned the basics about by reading our favorite gossip columns.

Here are just a couple things I learned from the just-released trailer:

  1. I still can’t tell if Farrah is really like that or just acting because no one would care about her otherwise. Seriously. Every time she does or says something, I think, who does that?! 
  2.  Catelynn is incredibly strong and her story this season is going to break my heart. I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve always felt for Catelynn and her situation since her story first debuted on MTV. Watching a crying Catelynn as she seeks help for her depression to “not f*** Nova up” keeps the heart-string-pulling going.
  3. I need more info about Matt Baier’s crazy exes. I feel like there’s so much crazy hiding underneath the surface with him.. I must. know. more. I’m seriously hoping this season gives me what I want.
  4. Maci is this season’s Chelsea. There’s always one girl in the season who has their s*** together a little bit more than the rest of them do. As we watch Maci learn about baby number three and finally get engaged, I can’t help but think- yawn. 

I hope you guys have been having a good summer! Thanks for sticking with us as we gear up for Teen Mom OG. Watch the trailer for yourself below and as always- let us know what you think. Snarky or not.

Jenelle Evans Deletes Twitter After Leaked Police Report Reveals Pregnancy

#WhyWouldILie?

In mid May, Jenelle swore to us all that she wasn’t pregnant following The Ashley exclusive that claimed it had confirmation she was.

“I just wanted to put it out there and since Ashley never spoke to me direct or my team on the ‘exclusive’ you’re wrong ! I am NOT pregnant and if I were I wouldn’t be afraid or scared to tell you ‘my fans’ who support me. But hey if this story gets you attention have a good weekend 🙂 and enjoy the attention ! #lies #whywouldilie#ashleyslying

In a fair world, Jenelle owes The Ashley a major apology because as we all know by now…on July 6th, Jenelle was at least ten weeks pregnant!

According to 9News:

Evans and her boyfriend, David Eason, were involved in a car accident earlier this month. ET obtained a police report detailing the event from July 6, in which Evans told officers that she was 10 weeks pregnant.

And there you have it! Many people expected that Jenelle might be lying back in May, especially since for some reason Jenelle likes to deny her pregnancies until she can’t deny anymore. When I wrote an article about Jenelle saying she wasn’t pregnant but rather had been over-indulging in food thanks to finally being happy in a relationship, you Teen Mom Junkies knew better. When I asked you guys to take a poll, a whopping 83% of you weren’t buying Jenelle’s bullshit.

Said user Catelynn’s Carly Blanket:

I think she’s definitely pregnant and is only saying she isn’t because she’s pissed off that her cover was blown (maybe she was waiting to sell the story). 

Ya’ll were right! After the police report was leaked, Jenelle took to social media like she tends to and wrote a scathing Instagram post asking why people couldn’t just be happy for her blah blah blah.

“I want privacy all of you disgust me. It’s all about gossip these days…” Jenelle wrote. She finished the post by signing off with the hashtag #FuckOff. 

Jenelle has since deleted the post and her Twitter account in an apparent attempt to gain some more privacy until the news dies down.

Is she still pregnant, or did she miscarry? It seems like neither us nor the other gossip sites can confirm this one. It’s to be noted, though, that in recent weeks Jenelle has been showing off her weight loss thanks to the products she endorses on the gram. Oh the tangled webs we weave…

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