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Teen Mom 3′s Briana Dejesus has had some interesting habits on Twitter lately, and it doesn’t seem like they’ll be ending any time soon.  Briana went missing from Twitter for a period of a week after an incident regarding Jenelle.  A couple of weeks ago, Briana tweeted an x-rated picture, and quickly deleted it after it caused some controversy.  The newest issue happened just a couple of days ago when she took to Twitter to bash Chelsea Houska’s intelligence.

This is the conversation that started it all:

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Well, that escalated quickly.  I’m sure most of you know that Randy uses a lot of sarcasm, so his comment didn’t seem like it was anything out of the ordinary to me, but obviously Briana thought differently.  I’m going to try and give her the benefit of the doubt on this one, and hope that it was simply a misunderstanding on Briana’s part, but I’ll also admit that she went on the defensive way too quickly.

1. If you have a problem with someone, bring it up with that person, not their parents.  I would hope that we would all be mature enough to not bash someone through their parents, but I guess I was wrong about that one.  I couldn’t imagine calling someone’s mom to put down their child.

2. At least she didn’t tag Chelsea in the tweet, but it’s still extremely obvious who Briana is talking about.  I think if Briana would have tagged Chelsea, things would have gotten more dramatic than they did.  Chelsea has over a million followers on twitter who seem to always come to her defense in any controversial situation.

3.  What is with all of the Teen Mom girls having it out for each other lately?  There’s been drama between just about every combination of girls that I can think of.  I would think that all of these girls, given that they all became mothers at a young age and were thrown into the spotlight, would understand exactly how important it is to not burn bridges with people.

4.  What happened to that saying, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”

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Last night, Teen Mom 3 “star” (I use -star- very loosely here), Briana Dejesus got a little frisky with her twitter account.  She decided to upload a very racy photo to her followers with the caption “This could be us but U ain’t texting back”.  Look, I’m pretty easy going when it comes to things like this, but even I know this was an over-the-line photo to upload. I mean she has 131k followers, many of whom are likely teen girls, and the photo she uploaded was … hrm … well, let’s just say it wouldn’t even be shown on Cinemax.

A few things about this photo….

  • 5% battery life, really? Who lets their phone get that low? At 20% my phone starts going into shutdown mode and practically threatens my life if I let it get below 10%. Get it together, Briana… I know you were clearly horny, but find a charger.  The OCD in me is going nuts.
  • The photo features a guy pulling out after sex, so we know it’s not an entirely accurate depiction of intercourse with Briana…. boom, teen mom joke!
  • Is this photo just an attention grab by someone suffering withdrawals from losing their 15 minutes of fame? Will a Farrah-like video be next?

Side note: This is why I love following celebs who don’t have handlers/interns dealing with their accounts. You never know when you’re going to log in and see crazy stuff.

It’s been one of MTV’s worst kept secrets on who will be starring in the new Teen Mom 3 series, but the girls basically confirmed it recently by tweeting to each other about how excited they were about their upcoming meeting.  I mean talking about serving it on a silver platter, you have Alex tweeting Mackenzie, Briana, and Katie about how excited she is about them all getting together.

While it’s pretty much been 99% confirmed that Mackenzie, Alex and Katie were going to be on the show, the mystery girl has been the 4th.  It’s been heavily rumored that Briana Dejesus would be that mom, but that was mostly due to the process of elimination with the other moms denying being on the show.

I’m not sure exactly how I feel about this cast yet.  Mackenzie is likely going to be cast as the next Maci, but the rest is up in the air.  Alex will probably take the single mom role, as her crackhead ex-bf is off in his own world.  Katie will take the role of the girl with the cheating douchebag bf/ex-bf.  I’m not sure what role Briana will play mostly because I was sleeping during her episode =/  She is the one 16/pregnant girl I missed this season, and she’s the 4th one to be cast.. just my luck.   Melinda said her episode was good, but I don’t know what role they’re going to have her fill.

Anyway, I guess their time to sit on the couch with Dr.Fraud is coming up soon, and they’re all excited about the reunion.   On the bright side, it appears we’ll have another crop of moms who forget that everyone can read what they tweet, which will hopefully lead to plenty of good Teen Mom 3 stories.

Now that the season is over for 16 and Pregnant, it’s time to see who you thought should be on Teen Mom 3.  If you didn’t know, out of this season, 4 girls were to be selected for the newest series that will echo Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2.  There were a lot of good candidates this season, as personally I only found myself pretty bored through 1-2 episodes tops. (I won’t say which)

The results were actually surprising in some cases, but not so much in others.  Lindsey Harrison (the kickboxing private detective model mom) only received 38% yes votes, only 4 points higher than Jordan Howard’s 34% (the one with the racist mother).  I thought for sure Lindsey would have scored higher than that, but I guess fans were not that impressed.  Another shocker was Katie Yeager, she is rumored to be on the Teen Mom 3 cast, yet also scored 38% approval.

I removed the ‘other’ option and just tallied yes/no votes, and this is how the results ended up:

1. Kristina Robinson – 89%

kristina robinson 16 and pregnantNot surprisingly, this story tugged at the heart of just about every viewer.  Kristina lost the father of her baby to a drowning incident midway through her pregnancy and had a very difficult time coping with it.  Her family all tried to be supportive, but also had a very difficult time with the death of Todd, which resulted in a very emotional episode from start to finish.

2. Mackenzie Douthit – 78%

mackenzie douthit Mackenzie was the first episode to air, and got a lot of the publicity by being the cheerleader with a huge belly in the 16 and Pregnant promo clips.  Her boyfriend struggled with working a normal job versus a rodeo, in addition to his constant struggle to wear sleeves.  Mackenzie came across as very likeable and it is no surprise she is one of the girls near confirmed to be on Teen Mom 3.  I can see her being the next Maci Bookout.

3. Devon Broyles – 74%

devon broyles 16 and pregnantDevon was the girl living with about 20 people in a tiny house, while dating a very stand up guy who is in the military.  She has a lot of personality and made a bunch of funny cracks throughout the episode, like pushing her baby out her crotch.  While her episode was very drama free, I really felt Devon had the personality to make it to Teen Mom 3, but if the leaks are correct, it doesn’t seem like we’ll be seeing much more of her.

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Briana Dejesus lives in Orlando, Florida (Disney World!!!!!!!  My favorite place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and she comes from a single parent family.  Her, her mom, and her sister are very close.  Briana and her sister both got pregnant at the same time, but her sister, Brittany, chose to abort her baby, while Briana chose to keep her.  Briana and the baby daddy are no longer an item.

My thoughts on the episode:

  • Briana thinks it was awkward to ask her boyfriend to put on a condom.  I’m guessing it’s not as awkward as being spread-eagled in front of him squeezing out a kid.
  • Brittany tries to justify her decision to Briana by saying she’ll be free, but Briana will be tied down to a baby.  She doth protest too much, methinks.
  • Briana cuts her toe open and there’s a close-up of it and it’s really gross.  Hey, MTV, we don’t need to see that.
  • Brittany is annoying.  She pretty much spends all her time making Briana feel like shit.
  • Before the baby is born, Briana meets up with baby daddy, Devoin, who is looking all cool, to discuss the name.  He diverts the conversation to their personal issues, since they haven’t spoken in like a month.  She tells Devoin to get a job and he acts like it’s all messed up.  “I’m forced to get a job!”  Um, yeah, it’s called being a responsible parent.
  • Briana’s plan?  Take night courses when the baby is 4 to 5 months old.
  • Brittany is being annoying again.  She is totally jealous of Briana’s pregnancy.
  • Devoin is ignoring Briana again.  I feel so bad for her.
  • When Briana goes into labor, Devoin actually shows up.  I don’t know what to think about him.
  • Nova Star was born on September 10th, weighing in at 8 pounds.
  • Briana left Devoin’s name off the birth certificate since he took off to play basketball while she was still in the hospital.  He was not happy about that.
  •  Devoin is back to ignoring Briana.
  • Devoin’s back.  This guy can’t make up his mind.  While he’s visiting Briana and Nova, he spends more time on his phone than with them.  Briana’s mother, Roxanne, gives him a what-for.  It’s pretty awesome.  I love Roxanne.  He doesn’t seem to like it though. He takes off again.
  • There’s a montage where Brittany’s off having a blast with her friends during Halloween while Briana is home alone with the baby.  Between that and Devoin being a dickwad, Briana is pretty sad.
  • Briana tells Brittany that she would have made the same decision she did if she could go back and do it again…not that she regrets Nova, of course.