reality weekly cover of who is quitting teen mom 2Starcasm did a good piece on breaking down this topic from the latest Teen Mom Weekly magazine… errr, Reality Weekly, so I’m not going to go too deep into it. The general rumor is that Jenelle and Leah are pulling a Jersey Shore and demanding more money to be exploited by MTV.  This rumor has some weight to it as apparently Jenelle’s manager was the one who spoke with the magazine and said MTV better pay up because the drama she brings is TV gold (my words, not his).

That being said, he has a point.  If she’s really the lowest paid Teen Mom, they should pony up.  Would this season of Teen Mom 2 been nearly as good if Chelsea and Kailyn had to carry the season?  Yay, Chelsea drooling over Adam… again.  He’s a dick, he’s great, he’s a douche, he’s wonderful, oh joy!  Then Kailyn is friends with Jo, now they’re mad at each other, friends again, shower sex, and a very awkward break-up scene with Jordan.  I will admit, Kailyn’s story did pick up steam the last 2 weeks or so, but overall their stories were very slow and dull compared with Leah and Jenelle.

You have Jenelle freaking out, in and out of jail, loving her weed, Babs hating Keifffahh, fighting, kicking, and screaming.  Leah’s story spent half the season with the emotional baby scares, then the break-up which was painful to watch simply because a lot of people liked those two together.

If douchebags like The Situation can make over 1 million a season to contract Vd, Snookie showing her blurred out oompa loompa vag over and over, and everyone else fighting or doing whatever the hell else they’re doing, they can pony up some cash for the Teen Moms.  Like Starcasm also pointed out, if people think they don’t deserve it because they got pregnant at 16, that’s ridiculous.  Most reality “stars” did nothing other than popping out a ton of kids, being a dwarf, having a sex tape, having a hotel owner as a father, or like mentioned above, being douchebags.

I’m watching Teen Mom for the moms, not the producers.  So in this sense, I think they should get as much as financially responsible for both sides (I don’t want the show to stop because the moms make more than the show brings in).  I also think 30-50% should go into secure accounts for the true stars of the show, the kids. Each kid should have their college fund ready and waiting when they hit 18.

Rumor #2

maci bookout at the beach

Maci Bookout trying to win back Ryan – I can’t count how many times I’ve heard this “rumor”.  Maybe because of that there is some truth to it, but I doubt it. The tabloids have been trying to get them back together since they broke up, but it’s not happening.  It’s possible Maci still has some feelings for him, I mean look at Jo and Kailyn, it’s hard to simply throw away relationships.  That being said, Ryan has more than moved on, as has Maci, and I call bogus on this rumor.

Rumor #3

jenelle photo

Jenelle Destroyed By Mental Illness – First off, more reason to pay Jenelle the big bucks.  Out of the Teen Mom 2 stories, how often do you hear about Jenelle versus the other moms?  It has to be like a 5 to 1 ratio, right?  Jenelle = Ratings whether you love her or hate her.

That being said, there is weight to this story.  We seen last season that Jenelle mentioned being bi-polar and I don’t recall exactly, but it’s been discussed on her facebook page and/or twitter.   I’m sure she’s also scared about what the future holds, but is she being destroyed by it?  I don’t know.  She seeks treatment, and nobody really knows how severe it is except for her.    I’m not exactly sure why they’d even post a story about this like it’s some sort of breaking news, but I guess they just want to get as many Jenelle stories out there as possible.

It seems like lately I’ve just been posting stories about people getting arrested, so I felt it was time to change it up a bit.  Here is a video of Aubree eating yogurt while singing “row, row, row your boat”.  I’m not going to lie, the sideways camera, and super low volume messed with me a little. At first I thought she was digging into sour cream, and just pictured all the replies about how Chelsea could dare let her daughter eat that… luckily, it was just yogurt, and I then realized I blog too much when I’m already picturing the comment reactions before I even make the post.

(btw, does anyone actually eat sour cream like that anyway?)

Aubree Eating A yogurt(click here or on the picture to view the video, I couldn’t embed it for some reason)

teen mom 2 jace and aubreeJenelle and Chelsea met up recently, and Jace and Aubree were instant friends.  Jenelle joked about them eating dinner like a married couple but this should totally happen when they’re older!

jace and aubree huggingUntil next time!

dr drew with the teen mom 2 castThe last two weeks, MTV has been airing the “Reunion Special” hosted by Dr. Drew, and it couldn’t be more painful to watch.   I have to be honest, I completely skipped the first one, and only watched parts of last night because I was too lazy to get up after watching Dance Moms.

Lloyd!!

While I actually really enjoy the reunion specials, I think it’s time for Dr. Fraud to step aside and just have a regular interviewer handling it.  I mean the guy has exploited more celebrities than Ari Gold, and spends most of the interview trying to play doctor instead of just chatting with the girls.

Take Adam and Chelsea for example.  We get it, both are terrible for each other.  Chelsea cheated on Adam with his friends, Adam cheated on Chelsea with her friends.  Really messed up situations you have there, but Dr. Fraud is sitting there the whole time trying to work things out between the two.  Hey, Drew, maybe some relationships just weren’t meant to be.  It’s not natural to try to “one up” the other person, and once you’re at that stage of a relationship, it’s doomed.  That’s a poison pair, and you’re trying to council them instead of just giving a freakin interview?  Get off your high horse, you can’t fix everything.  I know a child is involved, but sometimes it’s best if mommy and daddy actually separate instead of having the emotional trauma of watching them split up every week.

Then you have Leah and Corey.  Again, Dr. Drew turns into Super Shrink and starts making Leah feel like shit for a failed marriage, but what about pointing out the positive?  Like, out of the eight Teen Moms, Leah and Corey were the only pair to get married and even tried to make it work despite some indiscretions early on by (maybe) both parties?  Catelynn and Tyler aside, this was the only pair to stick together longer than like 2 minutes after the child was born, so give them a break. And who knows, maybe in a few years they may end up getting back together, once they both mature a bit, but don’t try to make it happen in front of a live studio audience.

Hopefully for our sake, MTV tells Dr. Drew to go back and exploiting other celebrities in those ridiculous shows like “Celebrity Rehab” or “Sex Rehab”.   Let’s see, I’ll give him a show idea to keep busy. What’s the latest trend in celebrity news right now? Angelina Jolie’s leg.  Go create a show trying to rehab people from making jokes about her leg, and that should keep you busy long enough to stay away from your terrible counseling sessions with the MTV girls.

What are your thoughts?  Do you like him hosting the reunion special, or should he go back to treating porn stars for sex addiction?

chelsea and daniel from cagedSo it’s been no secret that Teen Mom 2′s Chelsea Houska has been chatting it up with some of the guys from MTV’s show “Caged” over twitter.  If you haven’t seen caged, don’t worry, neither have I.  I do know it’s about some guys trying to make it in the UFC or something, at least that’s what I have gathered based on the commercials.  For all I know, they could be training to be cage dancers at strip clubs.

Anyway, two of the guys from the show, Daniel and Dane made the trip to see Chelsea this weekend to, you know, “hang out” and watch the UFC.  Sounds about as fun as watching golf but I’m sure she didn’t mind just hanging out with two hot guys who can kick Adam’s ass with one arm and two legs tied behind their backs.

And we all know what this really was, a reality star version of a “date”.  What that means is, they all hang out together, take some pics, deny they’re anything but friends all while getting a feel for each other.  If they do, they sell the story to a rag magazine for some extra cash to pay for a vacation somewhere (for more photo ops that can also be sold to rag magz).  If they don’t, then they just remain friends and act like it was just a bunch of people hanging out that weekend.

Honestly, that’s not much different than “regular” people hooking up.  The only difference is, nobody cares when we do it, and we can’t sell it to any magazine.

The biggest question is, who do you think has the better chance with Chelsea?

Daniel:

daniel from MTV's caged

Dane: (on the left)

dane from mtv's cagedIn the spirit of the UFC, I’m going to say Daniel was the favorite going into the weekend, but Dane may have made some slick moves and emerged victorious.  I’m going to guess within 4 magazine cycles, we’ll be seeing Dane and Chelsea snuggling on one of the covers.

Side note: I seen Chelsea taking questions about where Aubree was during this.  Believe it or not, parents can still hang out with people when they have kids. They can even bring the them along (as long as it’s a secure environment, which I’m sure it was). 

Double side note: I’m also not implying Chelsea did anything with either of the guys. I believe it was just a feeling out period, and not a feeling UP period.  I doubt any lips were even locked, let alone anything else.