While there have been reports of Jenelle having a twitter flirt thing going on with someone not named Gary or Kieffer, I decided to wait it out because I knew this would have been the eventual outcome. Apparently Gary Head and Jenelle are chatting once again, and he is working to get the no contact order dropped.
It’s such a romantic story that even Shakespeare couldn’t have come up with. One young mother caught between two lovers, one being a hooded carpenter, the other a rebellious soldier. As the two men battle for the love of this young lady, she ends up exchanging messages through a bottle with someone named Zeke from the Planet called Fitness.
During the battle of her love, the soldier finds himself in trouble with the law and is ordered to have no communication with our young lady, through telegram or messages from birds. However, the love is too strong with this couple, and they dash away into the night to read books to each others face….
(image credit: alltheteenmoms.com)
When the night is over, the soldier is so enthralled by the beauty of this young mother that he sends out his birds to let the entire town know that he will be trying to have the no communication order dropped…
How will the story end? Will our love struck couple eventually find their way back together to battle her former boss over panties, or will she go back to the carpenter who will paint more nude portraits of her and sell them to the townsfolk for extra coin?
Oh what a beautiful story, I cannot wait until they make it into a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes.