On another staged Leah and Jeremy date, he asks her to be his girlfriend. Then he asks what happened with Corey and she’s like, “he was doing things, I was doing things…” but doesn’t actually say what they were doing. Anyway, I’m kind of bored with Leah and Jeremy already.
Since they’re “officially” boyfriend and girlfriend, Leah thinks it’s a great time to meet the girls. Sometimes I forget kids are involved in this show. It seems like its usually just relationship problems.
Leah calls Corey to tell him she’s seeing Jeremy and gives him the low-down. He seems all cool with it and says he wants to meet Jeremy again, since he’ll be spending time around the twins.
Shut up about, Adam! Okay, so Chelsea hasn’t spoken to Adam since he broke up with her and she’s been all depressed and mopey and decides to go to therapy, since she has a habit of dating guys who treat her like shit.
When Chelsea brings up therapy to her mom, her mom thinks it’s a good idea. Chels is all, “Why does everyone think I’m so messed up?” Chelsea, I have 1 word for you: Adam.
So Chelsea goes to therapy and immediately starts in on her drama with Adam, and blames it on her parents divorcing when she was a Freshman. She doesn’t want Aubree to deal with having split up parents. The therapist tells her to Google “boundaries.” When she does, she finds out she has low self-esteem. I could have told her that.
Kail is all upset that Jordan has been hanging with other girls and cries to Jo about it. Seems kind of weird to me to talk about your love problems with your ex like that. Anyway, Shifty tells Kailyn to just go on with her life and stop worrying about having a boyfriend. Why doesn’t she ever take this advice? He’s not the first person to tell her that.
Kail calls Jordan to officially end things. She says she doesn’t want Isaac to grow up in an unstable relationship. Maybe she should talk to Chelsea…
When Kail is telling Jo all these, she gets all upset when she realizes she’ll probably never be with Jo. He’s all serious with Vee and stuff now.
Jenelle’s been passing her drug tests, but she’s off her medication. Babsy tells her to go back on her meds. Listen to your mother, Jenelle! So, anyway, Jenelle tells Babs about some new guy she met and Babs’ first two questions are: Is he cute and is he skinny.
Um, what? Has Babsy been hitting the sauce?
So the guy Jenelle is meeting up with is named Josh. Right away, she tells him she’s on probation. To his credit, he doesn’t run away. Turns out he just got off probation for stealing his mom’s credit card. It’s a match made in heaven.
Right away, Josh goes with them to Myrtle Beach…”them” being Jenelle AND Jace. Why does she bring him around her son so soon? They all seem to do it. I kind of wonder if MTV pushes this? They need material, dammit!
When Jenelle is talking to Babs about the date, Babs is like, “Does he have a car?” And Jenelle says, “Yes, so he’s very responsible too.” Because having a car = being responsible. Got it.
Wow! Jenelle and I have something in common: “When I get tired, I turn into a raging bitch, dude.” She said this during a meeting of Josh and Babs. Josh looks like “whoa.” Haha.