So I was sitting around this morning and something didn’t feel right. Did I forget the stove on? Did I lock my keys in my car? Did I go the gym and push so hard I had an accident without any change of clothes? Nope, none of those luckily. It still felt like something was wrong and I couldn’t shake it.
Then, I saw it… Radar Online announced that Jenelle and Courtland Evans have been grinding genitals without protection and one of his seeds somehow managed to bravely march through the tunnels of Jenelle to secure a spot in her 15 minutes of fame. The path was a rough one, as his soldiers had to pass the dead, wounded and strung out seeds of both Gary and Kieffer. Despite the mission at hand, seeds kept dropping out of the march to die with the rest as they lay in the tunnels with needles sticking out of their tails. There was one lone soldier who just wouldn’t give up. Perhaps he had some of the Breaking Bad blue meth, or perhaps he was motivated by his creators tattoo of ‘Alnost Fanous’, we will never know what happened down there. What we do know is he achieved victory and reached his goal of breaking into Jenelle’s egg.
Some may call it a publicity stunt, some may call it a miracle, and some may just lower their heads and accept this is reality. Jenelle Evans is indeed pregnant and has created a situation where half of the Teen Mom 2 cast have become pregnant by at least two different guys before the age of 22.
On a side note, I do wonder how much they got paid for the story. To confirm the reports, Courtland has been retweeting all types of people saying Jenelle is pregnant, and then tweeted:
I can’t comment on anything though I wish I could all I can say is pick up a copy of star magazine or goto http://radaronline.com to find out
In other words “Radar paid us for the exclusive story and we can’t break our contract with them”. I’m sure they will be bashed for selling the story, but let’s be real, every mom has sold stories to the tabloids. On a personal level, I don’t think it’s a publicity stunt, nor do I think they got pregnant to make some extra cash. I think it’s merely two young people making a questionable decision at a rough stage in their lives (Jenelle was recently in treatment for heroin), and now they’re going to milk it for every penny they can…. kind of like every mom who has appeared on 16 and pregnant.