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So much has happened within the past week, that I am positive that Jenelle is filing another assault charge on some other guy right now and I’ll have to make another post in 30 min to update.

As most of us are aware, her life is literally a non stop drug induced roller coaster that you can’t actually get off of, so let’s jump on for the ride!

Jenelle’s “rehab diary” was leaked on Twitter.

And once again, we are blessed with too much information and once again, a former roommate and Duffy are to blame.

http://www.examiner.com/article/teen-mom-2-star-jenelle-evans-has-journal-entry-leaked-taking-legal-action

Jenelle says the journal is definitely hers and that Julia, her former roommate went into her bedroom to steal it.

Jenelle ran to her precious Twitter account and said,

“Legal action will be taken place today. Already made a police report,” and “two counts of larceny. The report has been taken I just need to go to the Jacksonville magistrate.”

Interestingly enough, Julia leaked all but one photo, with her former boss, Duffy leaking a single photo. She filed charges on Duffy, but it is unclear if she did the same with Julia, just yet. Jenelle will have own up to every single one of the diary photos that Julia posted, which isn’t likely.

There is some seriously incriminating evidence against Jenelle that really proved that she is was admitted to the psych ward for a good chunk of that week:

“This is like the crazy mental hospital I was involuntarily committed to. They wake us up at 6am for group therapy but I never go. They only gave me some of my belongings. Supposedly tomorrow I’m going to the actual rehab facility across town and they said it’s extremely nice. If I don’t like it there then I’m going back home, no questions asked. This isn’t like anything I expected.”

It appears, and no one is surprised here, she may have been involved with a male patient while in the facility. Photos have surfaced of this guy and the diary page where she promised she’d be with him after she gets out. And writing,:

“Yeah, we can sneak in there for a kiss before we leave.” and “Yeah, you can kick his ass and my fucking crazy husband.”

The diary entries are pretty intense. Everything from crying about not getting her meds to complaining to the director of the facility to let her leave. She also noted:

“I’m involuntary [sic] committed here until MTV says I can leave.”

As Jenelle is over 18, she cannot be held there against her will, unless MTV or Babs wants to seek Power of Medical Attorney and start making medical decisions for her.

I wonder if MTV has basically given up on this wannabe starlet to actually do something positive about her obvious drug habits and get clean mentally and physically for herself and her son. I see a desperate cry for sympathy from someone who eventually checked herself out of rehab. I don’t know if Jenelle is even slightly sane anymore. Is a strait jacket is in her future? And what idiot keeps a rehab journal for 6 days?

You can see all of the leaked diary photos here

 

Courtland sold a story to RadarOnline 

It FALSELY claims he knew Buckwild star Shain Gandee. Be prepared, this is probably one of the most immoral and heartless ways to make a quick buck. Teen Mom Junkies cannot be held liable for broken or cracked computer screens.

Courtland says that in January, during the time Jenelle and him were on the outs, he drove to West Virginia to hang out with the Buckwild cast.

“Look, make sure the world knows that they lost an awesome country boy,” Courtland said to RadarOnline.

“For the little time him and I chilled, I learned what a Hardee’s hot ham and cheese sandwich was when we went through the drive-thru and he ordered 30 of them!”

Shain Gandee was found dead in an overturned vehicle on April 1st.

Courtland sold his story to the rag tabloid less than 24 hours after Shain’s death became a trending topic on Twitter.

After the story went viral, Shain’s fellow cast members immediately took to Twitter denouncing the story and calling Courtland out on the lies.

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Jenelle attempted to defend her husband’s insanely dirty deed by tweeting:

“Courtland didn’t sell the story he was giving his opinion on what it was like hanging around such an awesome person like Shain. Chill out.”

The fact is Courtland didn’t know Shain at all, whatsoever. He made it all up to make more money from Radar to buy God-only-knows-what. *cough* DRUGS *cough* This is probably the worst thing these two have done, well, ever. I don’t think people are going to forget about this for a long time, especially as MTV has now cancelled Buckwild, a week after Shain’s death. Courtland is a lowlife of a person and I hope he feels bad for the rest of his life. Profiting on someone’s death by lying about them in the afterlife is disgusting. If he needs the money so bad, why doesn’t he just get a job, you know, like the rest of us?

I wonder what will happen in the event of a death, a possible drug overdose, with a Teem Mom cast member? Buckwild was MTV’s new hit and faced the chopping block, less than 3 months after it premiered. If Jenelle overdoses, what will become of Teen Mom 2 or the first season on Teen Mom 3? I am starting to think the franchise is actually over and Teen Mom 3 may go straight to MTVs website and never actually hit airwaves.


Courtland plead to two counts of assault in a NC courtroom
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And Jenelle stupidly realised that you can’t just drop assault charges when an unborn child is harmed.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/04/jenelle-evans-courtland-rogers-guilty-court-assault/

“Courtland Rogers pleaded guilty to one count of assault on a female and one count of assault on an unborn child,” Jenelle’s attorney Dustin Sullivan told RadarOnline.com

As Courtland plead guilty to the assualt on an unborn child, it’s clear that Jenelle may have actually been pregnant. The cops, who Jenelle is close personal friends with, must have some evidence to support this charge. It’s not exactly a hefty punishment, however. Courtland received a mere 24 months of probation.

If Jenelle was really pregnant, it makes partying on the day of her miscarriage even more disgusting. Not to mention Courtland’s claim that Jenelle was doing heroin while she was pregnant. And now that they are back together, it really shows that Jenelle is more than willing to back for seconds and thirds, when it comes to abusive men and frankly, idiotic men.

As of the last Teen Mom 2 episode, we know that Jenelle was arrested with Gary and prescription drugs were found. It’s no secret that she is still on some kind of drug, but what is scarier to me is that MTV is not making a more concerted effort to really and honestly help her. I truly fear that she is going to be dead within the year, unless someone who truly cares about her well being, and not the ratings, and can step in and get her clean.

Even if she doesn’t think it will help her, it will help her son, who is clearly not the center of her world. I have to be frank, it is getting harder and harder to feel any form of sympathy for this girl. I want her to be forcibly committed to a facility and be told by a judge she is required to complete at least 2 months of rehab and psych evalutions, as she is no longer fit to make medical decision for herself. It’s not easy to get through her scenes without needing some kind of sedative first. Why does it feel like Teen Mom has a three drink minimum, at times?

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I can’t believe it’s been a week already.  I can tell it’s getting warm out because time starts flying by and before I know it, we’re back in October settling in for another miserable winter.  I sound like Chelsea, complaining about silly issues.  I mentioned it because I have made one post since my last recap, and I promised more.  I apologize, and if you guys don’t yell at me for ‘old news’, I’ll try and sum up a few stories soon to catch up.

Tonight’s episode of Teen Mom 2 was more of the same, but an interesting theme is happening this season… even the editing can’t mask how awful some of the moms have been acting (like they do with a certain blonde from Teen Mom 1).

Chelsea

Blah blah more of the same.  The biggest thing that apparently happened in her life last year was her birth control “falling out” right before she did the horizontal shuffle with her dream boy Adam (coincidence, I think not).   Yes, I am starting to believe she removed it with or without Adam knowing in order to try and get knocked up with Aubree #2.  Would she do something like that?  Well, based on her obsessive behavior of the guy, it wouldn’t surprise me at this point.

The other MAJOR thing that happened in her life was that Chelsea was evicted from her house due to the owner wanting to move back in.  She does what any spoiled girl would do, get on the phone with daddy to make things better and then drive away in her new car complaining how hard her life is. According to Chelsea, “nothing goes right for her”, which further proves my original theory that she was trying to get pregnant because last I checked, not getting pregnant from a douche bag is something going right… unless you wanted it to happen.

Leah

I just want to get her segment over with. This was more of the same from last week… back and forth between doormat and Corey trying to decide who will have the honor of taking care of her as she sits on twitter all day bashing people on welfare.

What was up with doormat heading straight to Corey’s house though?  Talk about awkward. Dude, you can do better than Leah, don’t make yourself look desperate and pathetic on TV.. at least act like you’re not going to be walked all over (call her back at 3am when you’re drunk off your ass, like most guys do).

Jenelle

It’s been a few weeks since Jenelle has seen Jace because she’s been too busy doing nothing with Kieffer. No big deal though, he’s only her son.  There are more pressing issues, like the size of her boobs and how to waste a few thousand bucks.  Jenelle wants her boob job! In about 98% of implant procedures, they’ve generally detracted from a woman’s appearance, but I understand how marketing makes girls feel like they need them.

I was going to go off on a long rant about how she’s wasting the money when she could be saving it to try and regain custody of Jace, but if she doesn’t care, than I don’t care.  Jace is in a better place staying with his grandmother and looking at Jenelle as a big sister than he is with her raising him.  I’m pretty sure even Jenelle is aware of that, which is why she doesn’t really make any effort to straighten herself out.

Kailyn

“The useless custody battle that is not benefiting anyone” continues this week as Kailyn heads to court with Jo for some type of decision on custody.  The judge basically keeps throwing them out because he probably doesn’t even know what they really want either.  Maybe I fell asleep during her parts recently, but why does she keep going to court?  I thought they agreed on a custody schedule last season?  Then they agreed to not involve the big bad Vee in transfers.  What am I missing?  Is the judge telling her to stop wasting the courts time because he’s not going to prevent Vee from seeing Isaac over jealousy?

Yea yea, according to Kailyn, it’s because Vee smokes weed and drinks.  Well, according to Jo, so does Kailyn…  To be fair, Kailyn’s is just word of mouth, while Vee has been very open about her drinking and smoking (not very smart, btw).  I think the big issue is, does Vee do it around Isaac?  The answer is almost definitely a no, otherwise Kailyn wouldn’t have trouble in court.  (note: If Vee does do it around Isaac, than I take back everything I’ve said about Kailyn, but I still doubt it)

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Also, MTV you’re killing me with the staged conversations.  This season is awful with them.  The people talking to the moms don’t even look interested half the time and sound like they’re reading from a script.  Please find a new way to share updates on their life without those incredibly awkward conversations!

PS – I’m sure there are grammatical and spelling errors.  I am going to be brave and not proof read the entire post because I’m tired.  I’ll look at it tomorrow when I get up.  If this post is rough to read, blame the time change.. or blame Leah, I’m sure it’s her fault somehow.

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Had a busy weekend, so lacking in the story department but will try and bang some out this week.  For now, you’ll have to settle with a recap of the episode tonight.  I didn’t take any notes, so I’m going to type furiously before my brain tries to flush out those painfully awkward Leah and Jeremy scenes.

Jenelle

There comes a big day in everyone’s life whether it be their high school or college graduation, having a child, a marriage (or two – for Leah), and of course the day you get off probation and can get high with your junkie ex-boyfriend.  After some coaching from her very underpaid and overworked lawyer, Jenelle was given the gift of no more drug tests until she gets busted again.  Naturally this coincided with Kieffer’s apparent release from jail, which was like god whispering down from above – “Go forth my child, and inject some heroin and smoke some weed!”

Kailyn

Kailyn is getting set to start the baby hand off that she punched her way into when she became enraged that Jo decided to also bring his partner to one of the exchanges. I say also because Kailyn has been with Jordan and Javi throughout a few seasons now, and both have been very close with Isaac. The second Jo tries to have a normal situation with his girlfriend, Vee, Kailyn freaks out.

In other news, it was time to get an update on her college life, and it boils down to Kailyn slacking pretty hard and dropping classes every semester until she’s down to 2.  While raising a baby and going to school is indeed tough, I was a bit relieved to hear her admit friends were part of the problem.  Naturally, she blamed them and not herself, but it was at least refreshing for her to not play the single mother card entirely.  Like I said, I know it’s tougher to attend classes with a kid, even if it’s just 2 a semester, but many single moms make it work without playing that card.

Chelsea

Like Jenelle, Chelsea also had a pretty big milestone in her life. This was the milestone of being late for your period after you had unprotected sex with your douchebag ex. Come on, we’ve all been there, right?  Well, maybe not all of us, but I can pretend to know what that’s like, right?  I’ve certainly had my scares, but never with an ex who treats me like dog shit, but hey that’s Chelsea for ya.

Not much else to write about Chelsea, although to be fair there never is.  She also attended class and chatted with a friend outside. Exciting.

Leah

For the longest time, Amber had the “Worst Cast Member” award in the bag, but Leah has been really pushing to take that crown recently.  She hit a pretty heavy low when she admitted she hooked up with some other guy shortly before marrying Corey, but wasn’t content with her ranking it appeared.  To hit a deeper low, this season she is stringing along what seems to be a pretty decent guy and ripping his heart out as we watch in horror.

While it’s natural to be confused over an ex you have kids with, especially shortly after a breakup, people don’t really hold that against her. What they do hold against her, at least I do, is the fact she’s doing it after she chose to get pregnant and chose to get engaged. Some people take those commitments kind of serious, but when it comes to Leah, apparently brains are not an issue when she makes her decisions.

Then, knowing what we know now, we’re watching this with the understanding that not only did Leah stomp on his heart a bit, but they got back together and did it all over – I guess minus the breaking up for her ex part, so far.  Needless to say, when the show is finally over and all the moms have told their story, I think it’s going to be a safe bet that Leah may be the least liked cast member on the show… and that’s in a show with someone in and out of rehab for heroin, and another who chose prison over her daughter.

Re-reading my post, I was a bit harsh tonight, but I really couldn’t come up with anything very nice to say.  The moms are doing a pretty good job at making themselves look bad this year.

Discuss….

jenelle-fanpage

Earlier today, Radar Online confirmed that Jenelle was in rehab down in Florida, but Jenelle’s facebook page simply says she’s in Malibu and it’s nothing to do with drugs. Right. MTV just decided to send Jenelle down to Florida to get a little R&R because her life of doing nothing all day was too stressful. That was awfully nice of them, and the reports of her doing heroin right around the same time were purely coincidental.

In related news, I was able to find out who the admin of Jenelle’s page is….

bob

I guess he had some free time these days.

What I’m wondering is, considering I blog for Teen Mom, can I start doing some heroin every winter so I can get a nice vacation down in Florida or California?  Oh wait, she’s not down there for drugs, I forgot.  I mean, can MTV simply be nice and pay for a Florida vacation every winter?

jo rivera rapping

Let’s get right down to it…

Chelsea

Easiest first. Chelsea goes to beauty school, comes home, talks about Adam, talks to her friends about Adam, goes to sleep.  Plans to do the same the next day, except find out whether or not she’s pregnant from Adam (she’s not).  Oh, she may have also changed that terrible bleach look she had going on.  Very entertaining night for Chelsea, said no one ever.

Kailyn

It’s finally time to head to court to discuss the no contact order or whatever thing she was filing against Jo.  The double standards were flowing like usual during the Kailyn segments, like for instance when she allowed the guy she just met to take her son to day care. Why is that a double standard?  Because she freaks out at the potential of Jo’s girlfriend, Vee, being a ‘mother figure’ to Isaac some day.  Two minutes into her relationship with Javi, he’s doing fatherly things.

Moving on, it was also funny to hear her bash Jo for bringing his family to court with him, while she shows up with a few friends.  Why was it bad for Jo to bring support, but Kailyn could? That made little to no sense. I hate to keep ragging on Kailyn because she was actually the mom I liked the most from this cast until the past few episodes, but she has turned into an incredible hypocrite when dealing with the father of her child.

As far as the court date, the lawyers ended up dragging both of them to court so they can do “lawyery” things (yes, I made up that word). You know, charge by the hour, drive all the way to the court and do something they could have done in 5 minutes over the phone.  Gotta love the legal system.  They worked out a settlement where Kailyn and Jo exchange Isaac with no boyfriend or girlfriend present … mainly girlfriend seeing as that was the root of the entire court case.

There is no word yet on whether or not Kailyn added an addendum to the settlement that Vee cannot perform any ‘motherly’ duties for the first 5 years of Isaac’s life. (I kid, sort of)

Jenelle

What’s strange about the Jenelle segments is how normal Gary appears. On twitter, he seems like such a douchebag, but on camera he tries to play it off all normal. He can’t fool me though, the guy eats with a knife… true lunatic move.  What’s next, is he going to show up at a guys house with an AK-47?  Yes, yes he is.

The biggest story of their night was the fact that Gary hooked up with Jenelle’s friend hours before the match made in heaven made it ‘official’. I can see both sides to this, as obviously Gary doesn’t want to come right out and tell Jenelle because there is no way she’d hook up with him if she knew (hahha, ok, she probably still would have). From Jenelle’s point, it has to suck knowing your friend and bf/gf hooked up just before you got together and they kept it a secret.  I can’t really say who is right and wrong in this situation, so I’ll just say they’re both wrong to be fair.

Leah

Oh boy, Leah… what a mess.  Tonight we learned that Jeremy and Leah got engaged and pregnant within the first six months of knowing each other.  That’s not even the messy part.  That comes when Corey calls Leah to say he broke up with his girlfriend Summer because he still had feelings for Leah. He must know that Leah has a soft spot for ex’s..probably because she hooked up with one prior to marrying Corey.

Probably because it was filmed, Leah decided she had to tell Jeremy all about it which left us all wondering how in the world they’re still together now. If my girlfriend got divorced because she banged her ex before the marriage and then told me she was confused about her newer ex, you would just see a trail of smoke behind me. Leah should be counting her lucky stars every night Jeremy remains with her because she caught someone who must truly, truly love her.  If she messes that up in the future like she tried to do a year ago, well she should really be checked out mentally.

What do you think of tonight’s episode?  Discuss here, I know you love to!

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I didn’t rush to post this because frankly, Jenelle stories are the same things repeated over and over and over.  When she does something new, like get a job or not date the same three people, maybe I’ll be more on the ball with Jenelle stories, but until then it’s just groundhog day over and over

(random thought: I love how some movies can basically turn the meaning of something around.  When you hear groundhog day, do you think of some stupid groundhog, or a day repeating itself over and over?)

The latest Jenelle adventure is that MTV appears to have sent her away, possibly to somewhere in Florida, and probably as a way of pretending to care about their money makers. Starcasm has tons of screenshots of conversations between plenty of douchebags, so if you want more details, check out this link. If you want a summary, keep reading…

So Courtland and Jenelle have split up, but still chat over twitter because that’s apparently the only way people on Teen Mom know how to talk to one another.  To our delight, it’s not pleasant conversation, as she’s accused him of stealing a $900 projector (that she could have paid $750 for) and then pawning it.  If I have learned anything from movies, the only reason people who look like Courtland take TV equipment and pawn it is for drug money. Of course I could be wrong, but movies never steer me wrong, plus he received slightly more than the 2 year warranty costs.

Moving on, both douchebag ex-boyfriends have confirmed via twitter that Jenelle went to some type of rehab facility, although Gary simply calls it a ‘paid vacation’.  In the Gary conversation, some girl asked him if MTV made her leave for rehab, and he did not deny that part of the question.  It’s not surprising that MTV would make her go considering the rumors of Jenelle pretty much destroying chances of a season 5 for Teen Mom 2 (though I still stand by the fact after 4 seasons it becomes less and less profitable to exploit the moms).  I bet Jenelle will be taking her ‘paid vacation’ about as serious as Gary made it sound.  Maybe she’ll have a nice oceanfront view and will just stress about not being on twitter for a month.

I think that may be it in a nutshell. Like I said, Starcasm has a super long post about the topic, and while I respect their due diligence on the issue, most don’t care about Jenelle that much.  However, if you are one of the few who do, check the link above because there are a few things I did miss.