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Back Burner News: Adam Will Probably Be A Father Again

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I had a surprising amount of e-mails come in asking whether or not Adam was able to convince another girl to allow his seed to penetrate her, and the best I can come up with is… I don’t know.  Taylor Halbur, seen above with the one and only ADAM, may have allowed him to bring another baby into the world.  To be fair, Aubree is adorable, so he has one thing going for him.  If the report is true, Taylor and Adam will probably make another cute baby.

Anyway, Taylor has been pretty coy about the rumors on her twitter account, but she does like to drop the occasional hint to keep people guessing.  The hints are wet dreams for some other Teen Mom bloggers who try to decipher just about any tweet she makes out into a pregnancy confirmation.  From relating to a Dr. Phil episode (the one bigger fraud than Dr.Drew), to cravings about food.

What they don’t know is, I can play too!  Just recently, Taylor tweeted a fortune that read “Don’t give up, the beginning is always the hardest” which clearly means that she’s pregnant and dealing with the beginning of Adam’s douchebaggery. Little does Taylor realize is that when it comes to Adam and being a douchebag, the beginning is probably the easiest.

I know, the fortune cookie meant nothing, and I’m basically rambling at this point to fill a word count similar to the other bloggers trying to make a story out of this.  I could have ended this post after my first sentence and it would clear up all people really know about the subject.  Some girl who hooked up with Adam may or may not be pregnant, but considering I had so much interest in the topic, I didn’t want to simply ignore it.

Once Taylor goes through the tabloid circuit and realizes the magazines won’t even offer a Big Mac value meal for the story because nobody knows who she is, I’m sure she’ll announce it at some point via twitter and then I will probably be the 6th to tell you (at least I’m being honest).

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59 comments

  1. avatar lizzie says:

    Oh gosh another child he WONT take care of… am I the only one who is able to date a decent guy?

    • avatar Beth says:

      Why has this got thumbs down? Apparently Adam is facing jail time too?

  2. avatar DM says:

    Dude seriously needs to get over his fear of condoms.

    LMAO at your shout out to Heather Clouse making a full article based off of a one sentence tweet. Dumb bitch!

    • avatar Khloe says:

      i agree. it’s so annoying. she literally wrote an article about how grown up leah’s twins look. yes heather that is what happens to babies they grow! she obviously believes in quantity over quality.

  3. avatar Tam says:

    I honestly don’t care, lol. I used to think Adam was good-looking but he looks like he’s aging fast in this picture. Or gaining weight. The dads on Teen Mom aren’t even fairly attractive. Just an observation. xD ‘cept Ryan maybe.

    • avatar lizzie says:

      THANK YOU! They are just blah…I swear these girls cant pick a MAN to save there lifes

      • avatar letsmoveslowleah says:

        @lizzie. of course they cant pick a MAN to save their life. its called 16 and pregnant. their boyfriends are just kids like they are. if it was 24 and pregnant with my man, it wouldnt even be a tv show.

        • avatar Noelle1991 says:

          Most of the guys that got the girls preggers weren’t 16. They where like 20 something. Not all but most & being 20 something they sure act like they where still 16.
          Adam is so dumb. If he gets this chick preggers he better be an actual father. But I doubt it

          • avatar agre says:

            Yes. I think the point they were trying to make above is that the girls were 16, they werent messing around with men. Men do not hook up with 16 year olds, no matter how old they are. Boys hook up with 16 year olds.

    • avatar brittany says:

      Ryan is definitely hott. Lol

      • avatar olive says:

        Ryan reminds me of an ex of mine since macis episode of 16 and pregnant aired. Hes definitely a hottie….too bad his personality doesn’t match up with his looks. Adam definitely downgraded with this one.

        • avatar Candace says:

          I respectfully disagree. I think the girl pictured above is way cuter than Orange Head McCombover.

          • avatar heyllama says:

            Agreed. I just don’t think Chelsea is attractive at all. She looks OKAY when she isn’t wearing makeup but when her hair is teased a foot off her head and her spider leg eyelashes look like they’re about to scurry off her face…eurgh.

            Don’t even get me started on her “tan”.

          • avatar K-Cut says:

            Oh my god heyllama. That was the funniest comment on here. I disagree I think she is a very pretty girl, but I still think your comment is halarious. I think she looks better WITHOUT all the gunk on her face. For a girl who has a lot of money I would like to think she could at least invest in some good makeup that doesn’t make her look like a pumpkin. I don’t understand young girls wanting eyelashes all the way up to their foreheads though, but I think she is still pretty she just needs to tone it down a bit.

            **On a side note Amber Portwood still takes the cake on the most horrific fake eyelashes ever.

      • avatar Sally says:

        Have you seen his teeth??? They are disgusting! You’d think since his baby momma is the daughter of a dentist then he’d make an appointment!

        • avatar Candace says:

          Ha, I bet Randy would LOVE to get a hold of Adam’s teeth!!!

    • avatar williambo says:

      It’s his hairline. It’s receding. I noticed it right away.

      • avatar Hayzii says:

        And he’s trying to push what little he has forward to cover the baldness. :*)

    • avatar Sarah says says:

      Judging by that picture Adam has picked up Gary Shirley’s penchant for grubby chinstrap beards… As well as his nutrition habits. That part could just be the pic though. Maybe he’s forgoing condoms for Saran Wrap as well???

      I’m hoping this chick has never seen Teen Mom 2. Any girl who would have sex with him and not protect herself 100% (I’m looking at you too CHELSEA) is just… I have no words for that level of stupidity.

  4. avatar brittany says:

    He is so not cute, neither is this chick. I’m not hating, but Chels isgorgeous.And aubree gets her looks from her momma! I wish he’d get it together and realize what he could have…

    • avatar sara says:

      Aubree looks like Papa Randy. Straight up.

      • avatar Monica says:

        She really is his mini me. I wonder how that will pan out as she grows up. She is adorable now.

        • avatar olive says:

          I actually didn’t think she was a cute baby but she sure is a cute toddler. Shes getting cuter and cuter.

  5. avatar Louise says:

    I kinda want it to be true just to see Chelsea’s reaction. She’s an idiot.

  6. avatar JNV says:

    Lol his hairline is already receding….anyways, yay. This girl probably thought she could get herself some teen mom 2 fame….little did she know this cast is burning out quick, people are over their drama. Anyways, I feel bad for the baby…

  7. avatar Courtland's meth scabs says:

    On an unrelated note, Jenelle has likely checked herself out of rehab and leaving today:

    http://starcasm.net/archives/202170

  8. avatar Theia says:

    Adam will probably be a sperm donor again.

  9. avatar Sara says:

    Cue the sad music… Victoria Secret Pink leopard print sweatshirt… Massive amounts of eyeliner and mascara streaming down Chelsea’s face while she blabbers on to her friends about how much she misses him and just wants her family together.

    This is what her friends are thinking… “BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH”

    • avatar Leah’s Magical Vagina says:

      question…

      so does anyone thing that Victria Secret Pink is a sponcor and gives MTV free clothes for the girls and they have to ware them in the shots? thats why we only ever see them in PINK

      this is what i think vote and please let me know if im crazy…

      • avatar williambo says:

        lol it sure looks like it. Either that, or…..like “Freakonomics” might suggest….the factors that contribute toward making a girl buy those clothes, are factors that contribute toward her making choices that lead her to getting pregnant. Victoria’s Secret is centered around sex anyway. Haha.

        • avatar williambo says:

          getting pregnant unmarried at 16 is what I mean

      • avatar Sara says:

        Leah LIVES in Victoria Secret Pink. Maybe it’s because she lives in Bum Fuck Egypt West Virgina and the shopping is limited.

        Or…. Maybe it’s because she still thinks/dresses/acts like a teen since most girls who wear it are teenagers.

      • avatar DM says:

        I’ve thought this for a while. It’s not just the Teen Mom girls who cover themselves in it, when not in club gear the Jersey Shore girls would wear it around the house all the time too.

  10. avatar morons says:

    Hey…hey….hey. don’t be hatin on doctor phil.

  11. avatar A says:

    Notice how the comments on this post haven’t even touched on the topic of how “postworthy” this article is? But that’s what half the article seems to be about. It’s because readers care about 0.000001% the amount that the blog owner does about the “point” of a post. So no need to use a few paragraphs trying to explain/justify/etc. SA’LL GOOD DUDE just blog!! You’re doing fantastic.

  12. avatar No says:

    I would love to see some video of the way Adam(I actually had to stop and. Think about how to spell his name because I’ve gotten so used to seeing him called Adumb lol) acts with other girls he dates. I’m starting to wonder if he’s such a douche to all girls or if Chelsea just drives him so crazy that he can’t help it. I’m not at all trying to justify his behavior, but it wouldn’t surprise me.

  13. avatar Avah says:

    Now we need someone with the username Adam’s magical penis. It must be, because I just don’t see the attraction, physically or personality wise.

    • avatar Leah’s Magical Vagina says:

      well its not so much “magical” as Adumb’s latex allergy penis

    • avatar Adumb's Miracle Penis says:

      I make miracles yo! When I don’t forget to pull that sucker out, that is. What can I say, Chels’s vag just isn’t load worthy these days!! lol lol lol high five

      • avatar Leah’s Magical Vagina says:

        OMG WE SHOULD LIKE TOTALLY GET TOGETHER!!

  14. avatar Olivia says:

    I always hated him and Ryan. They have no jobs, live with their parents, don’t really care their children. They only want to control everything and everybody but they don’t do anything good in their lives. No comment.
    That teenage girl’s parents won’t be happy.

    • avatar Salome says:

      Absolutely agree. “They only want to control everything and everybody but they don’t do anything good in their lives.” Too many people like this. They act like others are their possessions. Affluenza big time.

    • avatar JudgyWudgy says:

      THANK YOU. I love how this is one of the last comments meaning no one even touched on it before. Adam is a fucking loser no matter how you look at it and this, if it is true, is horrible news. On the reunion, he rattled off his “adult expenses” which included not rent that he’s paying his parents, but his truck and his four-wheeler. Those are not expenses, those are toys.

      Parents of the new millennium, please take note – this is what happens when you coddle your child. KICK HIM OUT AND MAKE HIM SUPPORT HIMSELF AND HIS CHILD(ren).

      • avatar heyllama says:

        Ugh I couldn’t agree more. Adam is such a piece of shit. I honestly can’t understand how Chelsea is so hung up on him. He’s dumb as a box of rocks, NOT attractive and a worthless father. I think at one point last season Chelsea was talking to a friend and she said that Adam can only take Aubree as long as his parents are around. Dude, for real? You’re supposed to be this girls father and you need mommy and daddy around to babysit the BOTH of you? Grow the fuck up!

      • avatar williambo says:

        four wheeler I agree, is a toy, but a car is expensive to maintain and a car is pretty necessary.

    • avatar JNV says:

      Woah let’s not hate on living with parents…that doesn’t make someone a shitty parent. I live with my mom rent free and probably will until I have enough saved up to buy a house (5 years at least). But, I buy the groceries and pay the rest of my own expenses. I also go to school full time and don’t drink/do drugs/ party. If I had stupid expenses like Adam does my mom would have a probably with that, but living with parents doesn’t make someone lazy automatically. Just sayin y’alllll

      • avatar Candace says:

        I will not hate on you but I will say that your situation, living with your mom rent free, makes it easy for others to get jealous of you.

        I too am jealous of you – I’ve been on my own, paying for everything or going without it since I was 16. Living with mom and being a full time student sounds like a picnic to me even though I’m sure it brings its own challenges.

        • avatar JNV says:

          It’s definitely awesome I’m lucky :) . My mom is great and always willing to swoop in if I need a break if the baby is driving me nuts, but she does expect me to take care of him as if I lived on my own usually. My dad pays for my sons daycare and a small allowance every week for gas and baby supplies. I’m super lucky, but not lazy, I realize how amazing it is for my parents to support me this way so I can get thru college :)

          • avatar JudgyWudgy says:

            I did not live with my parents in college but they helped with my expenses. Obviously, your situation is different than Adam’s and everything is circumstantial, I realize that. Adam is still a fucking loser.

      • avatar Salome says:

        It is one thing to live with your parents if you need to, if you are using the support to further your education, etc. It is another thing to choose to live with them in order to finance an irresponsible lifestyle.

  15. avatar KAITEY says:

    I used to think Chelsea, albeit a seemingly sweet girl, was one of the stupidest people I’d ever seen. But this girl takes the cake. She must have something wrong with her head to let Adam get her pregnant after all the sh!t he’s pulled with Chelsea and his daughter. Oh well. She’ll probably gain a few more Twitter followers out of this which, really, isn’t that what this show is for anyway?

  16. avatar alyssa says:

    Wow. Adam looks like he’s about 35 in that picture. We don’t really know anything about this girl, other than she isn’t the brightest star in the sky; she did get knocked up, by Adam.

    Hopefully though she can be a good mother to this child.

    Congrats??

  17. avatar sara says:

    Ohhhh noooo!! Janelle’s back!! She just tweeted “hello there” and I swear I heard horror movie music..

  18. avatar Salome says:

    I know I’m not alone when I say that I am feeling the deepest gratitude for this dude’s generous contributions to the gene pool and his endless investment in the next generation. I’m also thrilled that this gentleman has found a new, committed relationship so soon and hasn’t wasted any time on needless formalities like getting to know this new woman well or–heaven forfend–marrying her. Best to stick with the winning combination of no job, living off the ‘rents and keep his options open–that’s what draws in all the ladies! Who knows? Maybe he could go for three! Then the gene pool could be even more enhanced!

    • avatar Candace says:

      Forfend… good word!

  19. avatar JNV says:

    The witch is back…and already broke up with her boyfriend and is now flirting with her “ex” hubby….oh jenelle…

    • avatar JNV says:

      Oh good the legal threats have already started. And the fighting over the dog (of course lol ).

  20. avatar Amber's Pill Bottles says:

    Apparently Adam-uh’s going to have some fun time in the Big House – on a pleasant note, at least he’ll have a job for 90 days! http://starcasm.net/archives/202799

  21. avatar Maci's Alcohol says:

    OMG I thought that chick in the picture was Jamie McKay from 16&P season 3. They look alike O.O

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