First let me say, I’m feeling better and I hope to have posts on a more regular basis again starting this week. I will finally be able to answer your e-mails and look for more tips, suggestions, etc. With that out of the way, tonight was either the season 3 finale, or season 3 mid-season finale. I can’t really tell because I’m getting different reports from different people. Chelsea herself said “Oh wow, season 4 looks good” or something to that affect during the previews, yet MTV keeps calling it just a mid-season “break”. So starting Feb 18th, are they going to be airing season 4, which is the last season they recorded for the cast?
On to a recap of sorts. It was really hard tonight because it was a pretty slow episode, unless you count the amount of times I wanted to smash my face into the keyboard. A quick recap, Leah goes on a pregnancy tour, Chelsea finally passed her GED, Jenelle found out that Andrew is indeed the father of Jace, and Kailyn looked like a raging bitch.
I mentioned that Leah’s segment was about her pregnancy tour, and that’s pretty much all we got. This was the episode where she went around and told her friends and family about the news. It wouldn’t be complete without breaking the news to Corey in 5th grade fashion by writing a “Y” on a screen to confirm the girl who cheated on him before their wedding is now engaged and pregnant about 10 minutes after their divorce. What heart Corey had left in his chest was ripped out with a rusty saw, stomped on with high heels and then flushed down the toilet.
To his credit, Corey did get a few shots in by mentioning her career stat sheet by that point in her life. Had the pregnancy gone through, she was looking at 3 kids by 2 different guys and 2 marriages before the age of 20. Speaking of pregnancy, side note, I was told Leah did have her child yesterday I believe, so congrats to her. If you’re keeping track, this was her 3rd pregnancy as the first had twins, and second miscarried.
Needless to say, I felt Corey’s pain a bit here. My ex ran off and practically got married and had kids nearly as quick, but I didn’t have to sit there and hear every detail about it when it happened. Not only does he have to read it online, but deal with her leading him on a bit while she’s moving on with some other guy at a rapid pace. Keep in mind, as he was hearing it, he thought there was a possibility of them still getting back together, how is that for a double whammy?
MTV somehow managed to take the story of Chelsea getting her GED and stretch it into a full season worth of content. That is of course if you take away the other major story in her life, the way she gushes over a guy who treats her like crap.
Well, I am not as talented as the MTV editors because I can’t think of a damn thing to write about her. She passed her GED, and got into a cosmetology school as a result. That was Chelsea’s night, and if you do it surrounding her embarrassing herself over Adam, it was her season. Congrats for passing the GED though.
Let’s see, when I try to be nice on Twitter, it’s generally me saying nice things about Kailyn how she’s mature, level headed, etc. I had a pretty tough night tweeting because my ‘go-to’ person for compliments was acting the fool tonight. Even major Kailyn supporters can’t deny how absurd she was throughout the episode. First, Jo’s girlfriend Vee decides to write her a letter explaining the situation and essentially offering her ‘olive branch’. This is met with instant resistance and dumb, jealous comments by Kailyn about how she doesn’t want to meet Vee and pretty much has no interest in doing so.
Coming off an argument about meeting Vee, Kailyn throws her son a birthday party and naturally invites Jo to it. However, in Kailyn-land, it’s alright to not only invite Jo, but invite her new boyfriend that she’s been dating for about 5 minutes as well. This way, Jo can meet Javi and all will be well in Kailyn-land. Wait, what? So you’re freaking out about meeting Jo’s girlfriend but casually bring new guys around whenever you want? Come on, it’s hard to defend that.
Despite the double standards, Jo never calls her out on it and instead gets another lecture from Kailyn about how she doesn’t want Vee to be a mother figure to her son, blah blah blah. But, she’s not jealous… no, not at all.
Naturally, Chelsea was the most boring person on the show, but surprisingly Jenelle was not far behind this episode. The show revolved around making her scumbag ex-bf (and the father of Jace), Andrew, to take a DNA test to finally confirm it was his seed that beat out the other male love juice that was inside her around the same time (gross visual).
Well, in the words of Maury and Jerry – Andrew, you ARE the father!
I can go off on how much of a douchebag he appeared to be, but honestly this was just a blip on the radar in the life of Jenelle. Andrew will likely never be mentioned again, and next time we see her she’ll be back with Kieffer and hooking up with that Gary guy.