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Teen Mom 2 – Season 4, Episode 3: The Hooded Menace

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Had a busy weekend, so lacking in the story department but will try and bang some out this week.  For now, you’ll have to settle with a recap of the episode tonight.  I didn’t take any notes, so I’m going to type furiously before my brain tries to flush out those painfully awkward Leah and Jeremy scenes.

Jenelle

There comes a big day in everyone’s life whether it be their high school or college graduation, having a child, a marriage (or two – for Leah), and of course the day you get off probation and can get high with your junkie ex-boyfriend.  After some coaching from her very underpaid and overworked lawyer, Jenelle was given the gift of no more drug tests until she gets busted again.  Naturally this coincided with Kieffer’s apparent release from jail, which was like god whispering down from above – “Go forth my child, and inject some heroin and smoke some weed!”

Kailyn

Kailyn is getting set to start the baby hand off that she punched her way into when she became enraged that Jo decided to also bring his partner to one of the exchanges. I say also because Kailyn has been with Jordan and Javi throughout a few seasons now, and both have been very close with Isaac. The second Jo tries to have a normal situation with his girlfriend, Vee, Kailyn freaks out.

In other news, it was time to get an update on her college life, and it boils down to Kailyn slacking pretty hard and dropping classes every semester until she’s down to 2.  While raising a baby and going to school is indeed tough, I was a bit relieved to hear her admit friends were part of the problem.  Naturally, she blamed them and not herself, but it was at least refreshing for her to not play the single mother card entirely.  Like I said, I know it’s tougher to attend classes with a kid, even if it’s just 2 a semester, but many single moms make it work without playing that card.

Chelsea

Like Jenelle, Chelsea also had a pretty big milestone in her life. This was the milestone of being late for your period after you had unprotected sex with your douchebag ex. Come on, we’ve all been there, right?  Well, maybe not all of us, but I can pretend to know what that’s like, right?  I’ve certainly had my scares, but never with an ex who treats me like dog shit, but hey that’s Chelsea for ya.

Not much else to write about Chelsea, although to be fair there never is.  She also attended class and chatted with a friend outside. Exciting.

Leah

For the longest time, Amber had the “Worst Cast Member” award in the bag, but Leah has been really pushing to take that crown recently.  She hit a pretty heavy low when she admitted she hooked up with some other guy shortly before marrying Corey, but wasn’t content with her ranking it appeared.  To hit a deeper low, this season she is stringing along what seems to be a pretty decent guy and ripping his heart out as we watch in horror.

While it’s natural to be confused over an ex you have kids with, especially shortly after a breakup, people don’t really hold that against her. What they do hold against her, at least I do, is the fact she’s doing it after she chose to get pregnant and chose to get engaged. Some people take those commitments kind of serious, but when it comes to Leah, apparently brains are not an issue when she makes her decisions.

Then, knowing what we know now, we’re watching this with the understanding that not only did Leah stomp on his heart a bit, but they got back together and did it all over – I guess minus the breaking up for her ex part, so far.  Needless to say, when the show is finally over and all the moms have told their story, I think it’s going to be a safe bet that Leah may be the least liked cast member on the show… and that’s in a show with someone in and out of rehab for heroin, and another who chose prison over her daughter.

Re-reading my post, I was a bit harsh tonight, but I really couldn’t come up with anything very nice to say.  The moms are doing a pretty good job at making themselves look bad this year.

Discuss….

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  1. avatar Jackie!!! says:

    TM2 has officially become boring-tv-background-noise in my house. What else comes on Monday nights? This show is so lame and predictable anymore!

    • avatar Victoria says:

      LOL the new show Deception is on at the same time..never thought id pick anything over teen mom, but well it kinda happened haha

    • avatar haha says:

      Yes! Deception is an awesome show. I hate watching TM2, but I love reading this blog!

    • avatar Avah says:

      The Following is on Monday nights and it is really good. It comes on at 9, and after watching that I really don’t feel like turning on this snore fest.

    • avatar Melissa says:

      Court land finally got arrested haha.

  2. avatar ListenToWhatYouAreSaying says:

    “You do know as soon as i get my sh*t together and leave its done”……. yeah okay Jeremy

    • avatar Bettah not let him suckah u dreh juhnellle says:

      Meanwhile he picks up two shirts from the dirty floor and puts them in a garbage bag.

      • avatar ListenToWhatYouAreSaying says:

        hahaha I didnt catch that!

  3. avatar Single momma with no daddy drama says:

    I think Kailyn REALLY needs yo chill out! She is so obsessed with Jo still, even after dating 2 guys she’s still all up in his business. I mean, seriously she needs to grow up and let the guy be HAPPY!!! It’s OK for her to date but not him, can we say DOUBLE STANDARD!! She isNEVER gonna get him back ever so she needs to get over him, which she married Jack, I guess. That poor girl has some serious issues she needs to deal with. Being jealous bc your ex is happy with someone new is not Ok, especially when you have someone in your life. Is he supposed to be lonely for the rest of his life to keep you happy?? I’m not trying to be mean and bash but she’s the one that has problems in my eyes…

    • avatar A says:

      and when she was saying ive always put Isaac before everyone and anything..i was like really!!???!!?? because the whole thing she pulled off with the domestic abuse was only for herself to threaten and control Joe.. that was not for Isaacs best interest not seeing his father for a few weeks it was for her best interest to hurt Joe and try to keep him not only away from his child but also make drama with Vee.im over this broad! she looked like a crack head when she was sitting at the table talkin to javis cousin..her whole face was breaking out and she had no make up..her actions disgust me.

      • avatar morons says:

        Having acne doesn’t make you look like a crack head.

        • avatar A says:

          i know it doesnt make her a crack head i was just putting my two cents in lol but its funny how when she was going to joes house she was getting all dolled up!

          • avatar morons says:

            Its just annoying when people comment on her acne. It’s not like she can help it and putting makeup on it all the time will only make it worse.

      • avatar A says:

        ummm… are you impersonating me? or is this a coincidence? I always post as “A” lol and I didn’t make this comment…

    • avatar Loveme says:

      AND wasn’t is Kail that decided to date other men while living in Joe’s house? She didn’t want him so she needs to deal.

      • avatar J says:

        This girl makes NO sense.

  4. avatar Chelsea's (Broken) Promise Ring says:

    LOL @ Corey’s best come-hither line: “Guess what? I got two bathtubs…” Corey’s GOT GAME!

    • avatar Candace says:

      That line made me laugh SO HARD!! And it worked, too. Say what you will about country girls but they aren’t hard to please… lol

    • avatar Beth says:

      Didn’t he say that because in their trailer there was only one bath and it was in the basement and didn’t have proper taps or a thing, and it flooded when it rained…?

      • avatar morons says:

        Yeah. It was her biggest complaint about the trailer and the trailer was a big factor in their divorce.

      • avatar ABear says:

        Sorry if I sound stupid… but since when do trailers have basements anyways? Isn’t that called underneath the trailer… as in on the ground where the trailer sits? You know, under the trailer itself. I’m confused by this…

        • avatar Beth says:

          I’ve never been in a trailer but I’m guessing that they’re set in a specific place so it would be possible to build a basement underground and secure the trailer above it? It was definitely a basement because she went downstairs and it was pretty horrible. I would be pissed if I had to try and bathe two babies in that nasty tub with no proper tap, full of spiders, in a cold damp room that floods, too.

          • avatar Conspiracy Man says:

            I think that what you say is possible, but wouldn’t that be weird for a trailer to have a door that leads to stairs to nowhere, unless the trailer is parked over a basement hole. I haev never seen anything like this, but it must exist. Weird.

            Also, (as Patrick would say), I do not think Leah “bathes” two babies. She “baths” them.

          • avatar ListenToWhatYouAreSaying says:

            baths…. oh gosh

        • avatar morons says:

          It’s very uncommon but it can and has been done. The moblie home but becomes much less moblie.

    • avatar IsThatMyHoodie says:

      Splish splash Corey’s takin’ a bath!

  5. avatar Kaylie says:

    The Jeremy-Leah-Corey love triangle is so f*cked up I don’t know whether to laugh at them or cry for the twins. Ali started walking this year and I think it is a direct reflection of realizing that her only way to escape that mess would be if she stood up and became mobile. Run, Aliquisha. Run far, far away and never look back.

    Jenelle line of the episode while looking for apartments in that little commercial clip: “I am quiet.” (followed by Kieffer saying he likes to think of himself as a decent person)

    Ha
    Haha
    Hahaha
    Hahahaha
    Hahahahaha
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    That one was almost as golden as the “I only fight with my mom. I never fight with anyone else.” Okaaaaaaaaay Jenelle, whatever you say.

    And with Kail, I KNEW she was dropping classes and the show was just ignoring it. I was just thinking a couple weeks ago how she was definitely only going for an associate’s degree, yet she was still in school after 3 years. At least she wasn’t in denial of her potential though. She’s more likely to graduate if she knows she can only take 2 classes per semester. That being said, I still am yet to understand why these girls can only seem to handle 2 gen-ed classes per semester, though. Gen-eds are not *that* hard. Most of your specialized degree-based classes you take to complete your bachelor’s will be twice as hard and require twice as much effort. None of these girls will ever get a bachelor’s degree. And Javi was so, so, SO, wrong when talking about the domestic violence. I liked him initially but after all of this PFA stuff I am having a change of heart. He is just so disturbingly wrong in his views on it. It is never okay to hit people and start shit with someone, especially when your child is there. It does not matter whether you have a penis or a vagina. That should just be a universal rule among all humans.

    • avatar Abbie says:

      I think the reason none of them can complete intro level community college classes is because they have no motivation or forethought. Since they make enough money from the show to live comfortably for a few years, they don’t feel the panic that most of us feel to finish college ASAP so we can get decent jobs. Plus I don’t think many of the girls come from homes where education was a priority. From the looks of it, Chelsea’s dad and Farrah’s parents are the only ones who have any sort of degree.

      • avatar Conspiracy Man says:

        I feel misled by MTV about Kailyn’s academic career. I always thought she was a terrible, disgusting person, but she at least was doing the right thing for her son and herself by making good progress in her college studies. Until now, MTV has never even implied that Kailyn was spiraling down the drain at college. She is just as dumb as Maci, and possibly even dumber. I was also under the impression that Kailyn was pursuing a 4-year degree, and not just trying to wing an Associate’s degree (not that there is anything wrong with Associate’s degrees or anything). MTV never even hinted that Kailyn was a class dropper who was floundering academically. The network continued to paint her with the good student edit.

        Kailyn is just as unintelligent, lazy and selfish as Maci, but TM2 never showed this angle. The network continued to let us think that she was a normal, career-minded student who actually put effort into her schoolwork. Now we discover that she is just as dumb as Maci and Jenelle. All of us who were saying, “Kailyn is a horrible person with poor interpersonal skills, but at least she is trying to do the best for herself and her baby”. As this show progresses, the editing strategy of MTV gets more and more obvious. I think MTV wanted to have ONE mother who was goal-oriented and smart enough to see that the MTV money will not last. Since none of the other girls came close to this ideal, MTV obviously chose Kailyn as the studious and hardworking one that would give at least a prima facie case for MTV’s groundless position that the show documents the real-life struggles of real-life people, and that the show was not just a soap opera.

      • avatar Conspiracy Man says:

        Maybe now MTV realizes that the cat is out of the bag, and it no longer cares to try to even pretend that the lives of these girls reflect the lives of real-life teen moms. They muct have already decided that this was the last season of TM2, so they no longer have to keep up appearances.

        I also think that the type of edits these girls get is somehow grounded in their relationship with the prodiction staff. If a girl is easy to work with and does not give them too many problems, MTV will reward the with a good edit and storyline.

        Once the mother gets a big head or otherwise gives MTV problems, then MTV will bring out the knives and start to show the girls as they really are. after about season 2 of TM1, I am guessing that Maci got a big head and became too demanding, bitchy and difficult to work with, so MTV probably said, “OK, say goodbye to the good edit.” The good/bad edit woudl be kind of a carrot to dangle in front of the mothers with a stick. If they got out of line, then MTV would drop the gloves and start showing these diva, prima donnas’ lives as they really were. All of a sudden we were treated to Maci’s disastrous stalking vacation and some other details of her disgisting life.

        Kailyn is probably an uber bitch to work with, so MTV decided to show her as she really is. All of a sudden the show started to focus on her personal issues and the horrible way she treats those around her. MTV was only too happy to show her and Jo closing the door to the bedroom when she was still seeing Jordan. The hardworking, studious mother who was going places with her life all of a sudden became the dimwitted, Maci-like academic clown who could not even succeed at 2 gen-ed courses per semester. MTV must know tha this is the last season, so they can glorify in the trash-opera portrayal of these girls as they really are. I am guessing that this is their little way of getting some payback on these girls whose heads became so swollen that they forgot that MTV did not have to edit out the parts of their lives that did not fit the original script.

    • avatar Anne-Marie says:

      Lololololololol @ Aliquisha. Hopefully her and Aleeah’Nique set a good example for their younger sister Addalynn’Trice, because we sure as hell know their mother won’t. Bless their hearts.

      • avatar J says:

        OMG! This is great! You’re my hero.. :)

      • avatar jen_with_relish says:

        That whole “Aliquisha” thing would have been alot funnier if she hadn’t stolen if DIRECTLY form Patrick on I’m Bringing Blogging Back. Sorry Kaylie. Nice try though. I hope you realize that plagerism via web is still plagerism.

        Here is the link for those who don’t believe me!
        http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/celebrity-gossip/teen-mom-2-recap/page/3/

        • avatar ListenToWhatYouAreSaying says:

          A lot of people on this blog read IBBB so it would also be a joke between those who do read it. Its the same thing as people who say adumb or chelsea-uh…same thing its a joke

          Cant we just have fun and not try to look for things to be rude about

          • avatar Conspiracy Man says:

            I agree. I am a huge fan of Patrick, but I think that Patrick himself would not think taht this is ripping him off. I use the names Goggles/Non-Goggles (like Patrick) and may have even used it in one of my comments on this site. I would never try to pass off these names as my own creation, but they are so perfect and easy to use that it just naturally comes out in our thinking about TM.

            I don’t think Anne-Marie was trying to own those names from Patrick. I do see the point of jen_with_relish, too, but I think Anne-Marie would think of using those names as a tribute to Patrick and not a ripoff. I don’t want to put words in the mouths of either of these two commenters, but I think that both of them can respect what the other is trying to say. I hope that we can all see that all of this is just in fun and we can continue to have fun with each other while discussing these awesome topics.

          • avatar ListenToWhatYouAreSaying says:

            i <3 patrick lol

        • avatar Anne-Marie says:

          uh what the hell is “plagerism”?

          • avatar jen_with_relish says:

            Ugh! PLAGIARISM.
            See??? Brain shuts off when I get mad! lol.Uh oh…I MUST be bi-polar! I bet Dr. Drew can help me….

        • avatar Kaylie says:

          Go read my former comments, I OPENLY support and promote Patrick on this site. I love him! I believe it was actually last week’s episode or the episode before where I actually wrote in a comment that the only reason I still watch Teen Mom 2 is because Patrick and TMJ are so funny and I love their recaps. I think of it as more similar to when you repeat a funny line from a movie when it applies to your conversation than “plagiarizing” his recap.

          • avatar jen_with_relish says:

            Your right Kaylie. My bad for real. I see it so much and it makes me angry but you didn’t deserve the ugly comment I left yesterday!

          • avatar Conspiracy Man says:

            It is nice to see an adult level of dispute resolution on this site. Kudos to both of you. You both had valid points and were able to resolve them in a cool way. Let’s save the vitriol for the horrible mothers who are the subject of the show and websites.

            Also, it was cool to see Stevebeans give props to Patrick. There is plenty of room for everyone. It sucks to see people you enjoy and respect sniping at each other.

        • avatar stevebeans says:

          Good thing that guy moved to NY. There can only be one Teen Mom blogger in Boston. We’d have to have a fight in Fenway Park over control of the city.

          • avatar Jenelle's Pack of Lies says:

            You’re from Boston? I grew up just north in Essex county. I knew I loved your style for a reason! Grab an iced coffee from Dunks for me and raise it for your transplanted fans in Cali!

  6. avatar alleyway says:

    Holy track marks on keiffer’s arms!! Did you see them? Yeah he definitely got jenelle on heroin

    • avatar Conspiracy Man says:

      That was the one image that made the biggest impression on me from the entire show.

    • avatar Conspiracy Man says:

      For Christ’s sake – can’t that guy find a needle exchange or some way to get a sharp needle?

    • avatar haha says:

      Seeing his arms made me want to puke!

    • avatar Candace says:

      Gotta love how MTV drew a little heart around them as they walked away… I’ve know some hypes and at least they had the courtesy and embarrassment to wear long sleeves no matter the weather. Keiffah isn’t too bright.

      • avatar Conspiracy Man says:

        I used to know a guy who was a successful doctor, but was also unfortunately a junkie. He would go and exercise in a health club in long sleeves, even in the summer. When he had to shower, he kept on the long-sleev T-shirt, thinking that he was fooling everyone. He really thought he was fooling everyone. At one point about ten years ago, he made over one million dollars a year (I saw the books), but now he is homeless and living on couches of friends.

    • avatar redbird says:

      I thought that the marks on his arms looked more like burns. He may be self mutilating. Over 20 years ago I dated a guy who s an alcoholic. And when he would go through a binge he would burn himself with a cigarette or actually hold his arm over a flame. I thought he was just clumsy. But after a couple of stints in a Mental Institution. He finally told me he was inflicting harm on his own body. It was a self-loathing or self-hatred situation. Besides that. He had many other problems. So I went my separate way.

      • avatar K-Cut says:

        No Redbird those are definantly track marks. The needles make the skin swell around the injection site. It looks like he is blowing his veins out like crazy. Its not a burn. My brother and sister inlaw are unfortunately needles junkies and their arms look just like his but more track marks.

        • avatar redbird says:

          Ok. I’ll take your word. I guess I was just trying to give him some slack because this is the first time I’ve seen him looking relatively well. And I just couldn’t believe that he wouldn’t at least cover the track marks up considering he’s on National TV. I mean that’s just plain stupid!

  7. avatar Salome says:

    How do these people manage to be so self centered and divorced from reality and still find the door to leave their homes in the morning? I don’t even watch anymore. But from this update it appears that despite the overwhelming experience, evidence and logic to the contrary:

    1)Leah STILL feels it is appropriate to delve deeply into relationships she is unsure of
    2)Kail STILL feels it is appropriate for her to have a man but Jo can never move on
    3)Chelsea STILL feels it is appropriate to sleep with Adumb
    4)Jenelle STILL feels it is appropriate to waste time with Kieffer.

    Good Freaking Grief! Seriously?? We can write off success but, could these people *at least* TRY to create new and different problems in their lives for a change? No Jenelle, moving on to the hard stuff doesn’t count.

  8. avatar Bettah not let him suckah u dreh juhnellle says:

    Kailyn
    As usual, Kail likes to pretend she has moved on from Jo, yet she talks about him every single episode. But hey, what’s not to like about Jo? Think about it, her life could be so much easier living with Jo’s parents and not having to worry about working, taking two classes, and watching Izzzac pick his nose all day. This bitch is rollin’ in a brand new Jeep and apparently has it so hard? give me a fucking break. Get this idiot off the show she is a perpetrator of physical abuse and may go fatal attraction pretty soon. Anyone else notice how she got dolled up to drop off IZZZZAC with Jo? “OH HE HAS A COLD *SNORT*” and then she did her classic Kail bobble head snap with he pug
    face full o’ attitude, yeah, you’re life is so hard, Kail, preach it bitch!

    Leah
    Whenever I see Leah’s segments the impression I get is circus music is playing 24/7 in that chick’s head. I can literally head crickets when she is in one of her deep thoughts. Leah, make a friggen’ (kudos to Barb) pros/cons list for Germy/Corey and then pick one of them for f sakes! Leah and her crispy face is grinding my gears.

    Chelsea
    I GOTUH MY-UH MENSTRAL CYCLE-UHHHH *drools on right shoulder*

    Jenelle
    I like how her son is petrified of her and runs/cries to Barb when Jenelle visits- wow, you see Jace a lot eh Jenelle?

    • avatar Emily says:

      HAHAHAHA @ Chelsea!! Omg-ah that was funny!

      Now, was it necessary to have that scene with her in the bathroom?
      Producer: Alright Chels we really got to hone in the fact that you just got your period. I want you to walk in the bathroom and shout through the door that you got your period.
      Chelsea: OKAY-AH!

      A voiceover or totally spontaneous conversation with a friend would have sufficed.

      • avatar Conspiracy Man says:

        BINGO – I thought the exact same thing. Did they really have to have her shouting her Eureka moment through teh bathroom door? That was just icky and weird.

    • avatar Candace says:

      She could have just said ‘I’m not pregnant!’! I don’t need to be picturing her menstrual cycle, ugh.

    • avatar ListenToWhatYouAreSaying says:

      lol YES! That the best way to describe what goes on in Leah’s head! That actually makes the most sense

      this link is the soundtrack to leah thoughts :)
      http://youtu.be/1D5Sa2Yq-2g?t=17s

      • avatar williambo says:

        LOLLL

      • avatar Dev says:

        I thought the circus comment was so spot on! The dumb broad actually posted that she’s going to be spending her birthday at the circus… Where animals are abused and mistreated for our entertainment.. Trash would find that entertaining.

        Fuck the circus, that is all.

  9. avatar Doooke says:

    It was nice to hear someone who spoke rather intelligently put one of these girls in their place and stop acting like they can make a decent decision on their own. Jeremy is a saint and way more mature than his counterpart. And I definitely admire his ability to say these intelligent things without raising his voice at all. If this were a Jenelle conversation every rebuttal would get louder and louder and then end in screams, punches, and cries.

  10. avatar Doooke says:

    Also, I know this has been discussed before, but why on earth is this show only about who these fools are dating? So MTV is telling us that the hardships of teen motherhood stem from who you’re banging that week? Does this angle appeal to the audience more so than actually showing them studying, working, or struggles directly involving with their children? This was insanely apparent in tonight’s episode and it’s really starting to bug me. I get that Chelsea doesn’t do anything remotely interesting so the only thing to talk about is the drama douchebag in her life, but come on, we have to be a smarter audience to appreciate anything more than these cycled relationships.

    • avatar emsieee says:

      I totally agree!! With Leah you hardly even see the girls. They are always just in the background. I used to like ‘Teen Mom’ but now its getting really boring :(

      I love watching ’16 and Pregnant’ because I like how those shows are much more about the kids and when they are first born. I live in an area with a majorly high teen pregnancy rate (A state in Australia that has a Teen Pregnancy rate twice the national average!)

      Watching the show I think back to when I was 16 and how easy it would have been to end up like one of them. I thank my lucky stars that I avoided teen pregnancy. I couldn’t imagine missing out on all then things i have been able to do since I was 16.

      This show is becoming like a bad soap opera (with terrible re-enactments courtesy of Leah) instead of a ‘reality’ show.

  11. avatar J says:

    Not related to tonight’s episode, but does anyone find it weird that leah is still holding out with the pictures of the new baby? It’s been a month already. You’re not beyonce get over yourself and show your kid, damn!

    • avatar ABear says:

      You’re right. She is not Beyonce. She is nobody. So why do I care to see pics of her kid? I like that she has YET to sell her kid to magazines.

      • avatar WhyCantIQuitYou? says:

        Is there a possibility there’s another medical issue with the new baby? If she really did have a miscarriage, it makes me wonder if she’s got some major reproductive issues that have a genetic basis. That or she just takes really crappy care of herself. Cheap hair dye and acetone fumes can’t help either.

        • avatar J says:

          Maybe. I was thinking that myself, actually. If you are a fan of her Facebook page or follow her on twitter she posted a picture of a 3D ultrasound of the baby and I’m not trying to be rude or anything, but it looked like the baby could have a cleft lip and the nose wasnt fully developed like it should be. Maybe that’s why she holding out on the baby pics?

          • avatar ABear says:

            I decided to look, and it COULD just be shadow but it does look like that is a possibility. It’s really hard to tell in the picture.

    • avatar Anne says:

      I cannot get past the obvious white gold/silver wedding band on her left hand. It is a perfect match to the engagement ring so it must be her wedding band. She has been wearing it since the fake proposal in the cabin. We are not blind MTV, all this drama filmed ‘live’. Amazing, I never knew you could break off an engagement to the man you are still married to!

      • avatar Anne says:

        Is it wrong that in the above picture, I think the bag has a ‘Plan B’ day after ‘oops’ kit?

      • avatar Leah’s Magical Vagina says:

        I saw that to, I just thought she put back on Coreys ring… now i feel stupid lol

    • avatar High, high, ya all high says:

      are you that thirsty to see her kid? If she doesn’t want to show her baby she won’t. And for the record I’m not defending Leah or like her but I think it’s a mothers personal choice in the public eye whether or not she releases pictures. Only beyonce can not show her kid? you’d be bitching either way if she showed her baby and arranged for a photo shoot in people magazine calling her money hungry. Calm down. who cares.

      • avatar Candace says:

        When we practically see the baby getting conceived in Corey’s bathtub of course we care!!

  12. avatar J says:

    Did anyone else find it heartbreaking after leah kicked Jeremy out and he said “bye” to Ali, then she started crying? I know I did. I thought it was selfish of leah to give up what she had with Jeremy to work things out with Corey, when again, it seems like he had no intent of actually working things out with her, but to get in the way of her happiness. I give her credit for dealing with grizzly Adams because if it were me, I would’ve straight up lost it on him by now with all his damn mind games!
    -end rant

    • avatar Conspiracy Man says:

      I got the feeling that the whole Leah situation was staged and that Jeremy never really left her in real life.

    • avatar haha says:

      But but! Corey has TWO bathtubs!!!!

      • avatar J says:

        Leah’s new house looks big enough for two bathrooms. When she was touring it with the real estate lady I thought she said it had at least two bathrooms? Idk. If I were her I’d stay with Jeremy in my house with my kids. At least he treats them like they should be treated,unlike Corey who puts his needs before his family.

        • avatar Monica says:

          Corey puts HIS needs over family? What?!? He bought a truck. Buying a truck shouldn’t be a divorce worthy event. She cheated on her husband after giving birth to twins, cheated on her huband after they reconciled and right before their wedding, divorced him over a truck, and moved her children in with her new boyfriend all before their 2nd birthday. If anyone is putting their needs before their childrens it is Leah.

          • avatar J says:

            When leah wanted to move to get her kids out of that dumpy trailor, he wanted to buy a truck first, because the window in his current truck was broken or some other bs like that. That was more important than a safe clean environment for his wife to bathe his kids in. Also, one having special needs, that needs physical therapy and they couldn’t even come to their house! Leah had to take Ali to her mom’s for therapy. I could on and on with these two, but lets face it, we’d be here for days! Moral of the story, they were both too immature for marriage and they just didnt have what it takes to make it work.

          • avatar Beth says:

            I agree J! I like Corey and Leah was an idiot for cheating, but I hate how everyone acts like he’s all innocent. It was very selfish of him to buy that truck when they were in that living situation, he did not put his wife or kids first. I also hate how everyone goes on about Corey’s family being anaing. Is that why her baby came back from Corey’s Dad’s house saying ‘Mommy is a bitch’ ?! Yeah okay you can laugh, but I think that is disgusting.

          • avatar Conspiracy Man says:

            J-

            Why would the lack of a good tub mean that the therapist could not come to their trailer? Did she need to be in a tub for therapy? You make a good point that they had to go to their grandmother’s house for therapy, but wouldn’t that be more of a reflection on Leah’s inability to clean than the fact that the bathtub was kind of grody?

            The rest of the house that they lived in was a real train wreck. How did you know that they had to go to the grandmother’s for therapy? I did not see that in the show. The grandmother’s house did look a little more clean than Leah’s place. Leah’s mother is pretty irresponsible herself, and one of the numerous things she must have neglected to teach Leah was how to clean. I feel so sorry for those kids having Leah’s half of the family for relatives. Corey’s half of their family seemed to be pretty responsible and well-grounded, but Leah’s half seemed irresponsible and not very bright.

          • avatar Anne says:

            Conspiracy Man-sorry did not know where else to answer your question. The bathtub issue was separate from the therapist issue. Leah had the 2 girls in the tub, in a freezing basement. The tub had no proper plumbing/faucet, the basement was dingy and underneath the trailer. There were spiders crawling into the tub…ugh. Leah wanted a proper place to bathe the kids. She also wanted to move because of Ali’s therapy. The therapists do home care but only within a certain range of their office. Leah was an hour away so they would not come to her house. Instead she had to pack up both girls and take them to her mom’s, every time. Her mom lived within the required distance. Hope this answers your question. :)

    • avatar teamBabs says:

      The part that got me was when Ali kept saying Jeremy, Leah when they were fighting. Ali may be behind in motor skills, but she’s very aware of what’s going on and has pretty good verbal skills.

      • avatar Candace says:

        Why on earth does she call her mother by her first name??

        • avatar williambo says:

          Could she have been trying to say “Aleeah?”

          • avatar Candace says:

            Good point and entirely possible!

          • avatar olive says:

            Ali was saying MOMMY and Jeremy.

      • avatar Anne-Marie says:

        I also remember hearing in the background one of them saying “Sissy, come here!” and it was so cute! I know I’m preaching to the choir here but I would like this show SO much more if they showed more of the actual kids involved. All 5 of them are just absolutely adorable, and they probably don’t whine about their relationship problems! It’s a win/win if you ask me.

  13. avatar Beth says:

    I don’t get how Kailyn pulled Javi! He seems nice, calm, down to earth, reasonably clever and he’s good looking. She’s just so snappy and rude she almost reminds me of Farrah.
    Jenelle- urgh. Keiffer looked way better than usual thought! Jail suits him haha
    Chelsea- Adam is, in her words, a douchebag. His friend saying about how he wants to kill/ shoot his kids Mother was pretty bad. He looked about 45 aswell? Why was he hanging round with 20 somethings?
    Leah- So frustrating. I know she gets herself into these situations but I feel slightly sorry for her (que the thumbs downs…) I can’t help it, I hate seeing someone upset and confused, I know what it’s like being in love with two people (although, okay, I did not get engaged to/ pregnant with either) and it’s an awful feeling. I like Corey but why keep telling her you still have feelings for her/ dumped your girlfriend cos of her/ you can’t get over her and regret the divorce, when actually you don’t really know if you want her back. Yes I understand the divorce was 90% Leah’s fault, but he decided that he wanted it to be over, and so he doesn’t have the right to keep stringing her along.

    • avatar olive says:

      Kieffer looked better with all the scabby track marks on his arms?! That was the first thing I noticed.

      • avatar Beth says:

        I’ve just seen comments about track marks on his arms but I didn’t notice! Maybe it’s because I watch it on a laptop (I live in England and stream it)- quality isn’t always the best. I just thought his clothes and his weight and stuff looked way better than that awful hoody and the little belly he’d grown at one point.

        • avatar olive says:

          Oh! Yeah, his arms looked awful. Even his face didn’t look right to me. It made me wanna throw up when I noticed it and wanted to come on here right away to see if anybody else noticed it lol. I can’t believe jenelle would actually want to touch somebody with their arms all full of needle marks like that.

  14. avatar Hilarious! says:

    Track marks abound with “Keffah”. These “Moms” have no shame. Saddest part is the cycle will continue with all these children born to such immature morons. I feel terrible for Ali. She is such a babydoll. Hopefully since we all know Jeremy is there now she’ll get the love and attention SPECIAL NEEDS children require. He and Corey’s family appear to be the only one’s not embarrassed by her. Not attacking baby Ali AT ALL. Just stating an observation made by seeing current pictures and watching the episodes just like everyone else does.

    • avatar Amy says:

      Finally someone said it. Leah is always all high and mighty about how there’s nothing wrong with Ali, and she’s just like everyone else… No. She has special needs. It’s obvious. I’m not bashing her, she’s adorable and special in her own way, but she does have a disability that requires more attention than normal. It’s okay. I feel like Leah is ashamed of her kids not being perfect.

  15. avatar KB says:

    My patience is really running thin with these girls. It’s always just the same old shit, different day.

    Here’s an idea to make the show more interesting. Drink every time Leah says “like”. I seriously kept a tally during her first segment when she was talking to Kayla — bitch said “like” SEVENTEEN times. Maybe the show will be more tolerable drunk? Cheers!

    • avatar Leah’s Magical Vagina says:

      oohh fun new drinking game!!!
      lets see…
      drink when-
      Cheasa says – Adam, giggles, baby talks
      Leah – likes her braces, says she wants corey/jeramy, crys
      Kail – weins about Jo,
      Jenelle – screams or… YOU SEE JACE!

      anyone have anything to profect so we can send this in to stevebean to print!

      • avatar morons says:

        Gotta drink twice when Jenelle see’s Jace, and if she acts like a mom you have to give yourself alcohol poisoning.

        • avatar Anne-Marie says:

          every time Chelsea changes hair colors in one episode, finish your drink.

  16. avatar Conspiracy Man says:

    I just saw that MTV is offering the following poll – ‘Teen Mom 2′ Poll: Can Jenelle Stay On The Right Path Now That She’s Off Probation?

    Is MTV really that out of touch? Do they think that anybody does not know what has happened to Jenelle since the filming date of yesterday’s episode?

    • avatar Jenelle's Pack of Lies says:

      Of course they aren’t out of touch! They watch tabloids and blogs closer than any of us do, this is their creation and their marketing team is doing their job. They’re just assuming fans are stupid and trying to generate buzz, that’s all.

  17. avatar melanie says:

    So at the end of each segment before they go to commercial when they show the “teen mom” book and typically freeze the frame and add a little drawing…I think they should be more realistic.
    Like after Jenelle and Keefier walked off hand in hand, instead of drawing a blue heart around it…draw a heroin needle.
    REALITY T.V

    In all seriousness, I am kind of over all these girls. We rarely see their kids, Aubrey is the only one we do see. Its all about who they are with, with hints of school. Take their paychecks, and if they are still in it to spread “awareness” then they will stay. Let them really struggle like teen moms have too. Put them in a position where they have to work, go to school, and raise their child. They all have it so easy its disgusting.

  18. avatar Marie says:

    Wow Kailyn’s back tattoo is so unbelievable ugly. I saw part of it in this episode and was like wtf is that. So I saw it on google. How horrendous!!

    • avatar ListenToWhatYouAreSaying says:

      I had a dream that i had a tattoo on my arm like Kailyn I was so upset

  19. avatar Barb says:

    Leah is so beyond selfish and annoying. But at the same time while Jeremy is a great guy it drives me nuts that he sticks around. 1st of all idk why when I look at Leah I just see grossness(not a word I know). She looks like she hasn’t showered in months and hasn’t washed her clothes or something, and she hasn’t brushed her hair or teeth. She’s just gross. UUUUGGHHH and Kailyn! my goodness! 1st of all get the heck over it! admit you’re a jealous, whiny, bitter person! Not only that but Javi…YES it does matter that Kailyn hit Jo! No one cares that she’s a girl, it does not make it ok that she hit him. Anyway she’s so incredibly lucky that Jo is her son’s father because he seems to be the bigger person in almost every situation. kudos to him for keeping a calm cool head while Kail is out there acting a fool. Jenelle is stupid and Chelsea is too.

    • avatar Barb says:

      btw I said 1st of all twice which didn’t make any sense since there was no 2nd of all lol, sorry I wrote and didn’t go back and read my own post.

    • avatar morons says:

      I think it’s the fake hair and tan that make her look like that. I think Chelsea looks the same way.

    • avatar Emily says:

      I watched Kail’s 16&P ep over the weekend. She had a real family/support system in Janet and Eddy. Her and Janet seemed to be really close and Janet told her that no matter what happens with Jo her and ‘dad’ (Eddy) will be there for Kail. Kail burned the hell out of that bridge. Was it really in the best interest of Isaac to keep Jo and his family away for 3 weeks?

      • avatar A says:

        Kail totally burned it but Janet isn’t staying true to her words either. Kail has tried numerous times to apologize to Janet for the wrongdoings she’s done to her but Janet basically breaks the olive branch in half and spits on it. I mean Kail certainly isn’t helping by continuing to do wrong things to their family, but Janet definitely didn’t really mean what she said about being there for Kail. She may say she’ll be there for her no matter what’s going on with Jo, which is easy to say while she’s with Jo… but it’s easy to see that in practice it’s not what she meant.

        It’s funny because I feel like the both have the same problem… they’re reasonable as long as they have emotional control of the situation. Kail was reasonable and fine with Jo when he wasn’t dating anyone and she felt like she had the upper hand over him. Now he’s dating Vee and things aren’t going according to her plan… so she’s being a bitch! It’s the same with Janet. She was reasonable and happy while Kail was living in her home and/or making her son happy. That’s her ideal situation. Even if Kail wasn’t “with” Jo, she was welcome in her home. But when Kail started dating someone else, Janet was no longer in control and things weren’t on her terms, and she started being rude to Kail.

        They both need to grow up in that regard

    • avatar ListenToWhatYouAreSaying says:

      BARB-your comment of Leah being dirty reminded me of this lol

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  20. avatar A says:

    I was surprised to learn yesterday that Leah actually told Jeremy it was over. I didn’t know they actually broke up for a brief period. I’m guessing after she tries to work things out with Corey, she finds out she’s pregnant again with Jeremy’s baby and goes back to him….. oh god.

    • avatar williambo says:

      Oh dear that seems waaay too plausible. hahaha. *facepalm*

  21. avatar Candace says:

    My take on things…

    Dear Kail – Nobody cares that you are mad at Jo for moving on. *fast forward* Jo sure lives in a nice house and Hey Vee, nice dress! Kind of short for hanging out with a toddler though, since it stops well above his eye level.

    Dear Chels – Adam could have easily been truthful and said he wanted to go see a movie with friends, go out to eat wings at a bar with some old dude, whatever, but he just couldn’t wait to say he was ditching you and not Aubree. Douchey move. Also, nice hair! *laughs hysterically*

    Dear Leah – I can’t believe you dumped Jeremy. Your vag must actually *be* full of magic and sparkles because there is nothing else you have to offer that should make these two hicks want you so badly.

    Dear Jenelle – I hope that God will grant me the wish of running into you someday. I want to punch you so hard. How dare you neglect your son for so long that when you go to give him a hug he RUNS away and cries. Please do us all a favor and take too much heroin immediately.

    • avatar Nicole says:

      HAHA, when they showed Adam at the bar with those old folks I was like “Why the hell is he hanging out with a biker gang?” LOL

  22. avatar letstakeitslowleah says:

    1. adamuh’s older friend was giving him very sound advice. he needs to listen.

    2. last week jeremy was telling leah to take it slow and now this week, corey is telling her to take it slow. take a hint girl dang.

    3. jenelle is such a trainwreck. good god.

  23. avatar Kristie says:

    I never comment on this blog but always read it!!!!

    here are my thoughts:

    Leah – is just very insecure and the way she drags along jeremy is sad. Neither corey or leah know what they want. I still am able to feel sorry for her even though i dont agree with her.

    Kail – I love her and i dont think shes jealous of jo i think shes jealous of someone else being a mommy figure to issac. She grew up with out one and i think she is afraid of losing him as he grows older. so i think shes just insecure as a mommy and wants issac to only have one mommy figure. shes my fav

    chels – idk what to say about her. Shes gorgeous and can do so much better. She has plenty of support and help from friends and family.

    Janelle – i always FF through her parts. I feel bad for jace though!! HE IS WAAAAYYYYY TO OLD TO BE DRINKING OUT OF A BOTTLE!!

    • avatar melanie says:

      i agree. a lot of people hate Kail and don’t understand a lot of it is insecurity because of her own relationship with her mom and lack of family. she is doing it on her own when it comes to Issac and she was dealing with untreated bipolar. she seems to be in a better place now and is medicating to help calm her mood swings. if they do another season i am sure we will see a change in Kail unless MTV decided to giver her a story line that is crazy seeing as she would be considered boring.

      however, i have a strong feeling this is the last season of TM2

      • avatar Phoebe says:

        So because her issues stem from ‘insecurity’ and ‘untreated bipolar’, that makes it okay? I don’t think so. It doesn’t matter her damn reasoning, the double standards are disgusting. And if its “untreated bipolar” causing it, how come she still bashes Vee to this day on Twitter? She’s so immature and rude, and should get some salsa for that chip on her shoulder. I can’t stand people who use mental illness as an excuse for EVERYTHING. It’s like saying “I’m bipolar” these days gets you a get out of jail free card.

        • avatar Candace says:

          I agree Phoebe! When the rest of us act like jerks we have to own it and Kail is an adult after all. I say no free passes for bipolar or abandonment issues.

          You know what people did in the old days? They grew up and got over it. Lots of folks got dumped young by their parents and told to Suck It Up. Not patted on the back and allowed to act like entitled princesses just because they had a damn mood swing. Jeez!

          (rant over, sorry)

          • avatar melanie says:

            I am not saying bipolar is an excuse. I just think out of all the girls on this show who have “issues” hers make the most sense. She really does love her son, just like Chelsea loves Leah but has attachment issues because her parents divorced. I think people are way to hard on Kail. Its a T.V show. You can make jokes and be funny and poke fun at the girls, I am sure they are used to it. I just choose to see Kail from a different angle than most people. I dont care if I would get more “likes” because I sit here and talk about her ache and how she isnt over Jo. Vee makes her insecure, so friggin what? I am just putting a little bit of reasoning behind it instead of just bashing on her 24 7. These girls are all still VERY young and have a lot to learn and they deserve some credit for putting all their business out there KNOWING theyll be judged 24-7. Its a TV SHOW!!!!

          • avatar melanie says:

            Aubrey.* I had Leah on my mind for some reason!

  24. avatar morons says:

    Leah. I do feel bad for her. I mean your husband won’t talk to you and when he does he says he’s got a lawyer and he doesn’t love you. You’re afraid to lose your kids so you go see a lawyer to where you are basically told that if he files first you could get screwed out of parental rights. Plus your dad figure is telling you you need to file. You’re young and scared and SHOULD be able to go to your parents for sounds advice. He should have told her to wait until he cools off then try to work it out because that is what you do when you’re married but no. He told her to file. THEN you get a divorce really soon and meet this new guy, who you do have real feelings for, but you didn’t really want the divorce in the first place so you just don’t know what you want. It doesn’t make all the stupid shit she did okay but I can’t imagine the confusion she was feeling. This is why it shouldn’t be easy to get a divorce. There should be a period of separation WITH therapy required before they’ll grant it.

    Chelsea. I have no idea what was going on but every time I see Aubrees cute little face I just wanna squish it and kiss it =]

    Jenelle. ooooooooooooh you IDIOT. “I can’t wait to get off probation so I can go smoke weed again and it’s okay cause it’s just a plant it’s not big deal”. Just an illegal plant that gets you high and got you into this mess in the first place. I’m not a drug expert so someone correct me if I’m wrong but don’t MOST drugs come from plants?

    Kail…..Javis cousin kinda looks like hispanic sasquatch. Janets big ol 70′s hair cracks me up. The counselor at the school is right. It is not uncommon for mothers, or anyone who is working and going to school, to take longer to get a 2 year degree. The 2 years is if you go full time. Going part time is nothing to be ashamed of but anyone who is needs to accept that they can’t handle full time right now and not bite off more than they can chew. Or they’ll end up like Kail and dropping classes.

    • avatar Monica says:

      I wish I could feel as much sympathy for Leah as you do. I just don’t remember being that stupid when I was 20. What she is doing to her children is not fair. They shouldn’t have new guy shoved down her face for her to “break up” with him in front of her daughter’s. Even if it was just for show this is messed up.

      • avatar morons says:

        I was no where near that stupid either. Shit I wasn’t that stupid at 16 but I also had proper parental guidance. I’m not saying that anything is her parents fault or that they can control her but I can’t imagine not being able to rely on my mommy for good advice. They were all for going slow and thinking it through when she wanted to get married but when it came to the divorce they were like do it now! She was probably thinking oh they were right about that so why not now?

        As far as the break up and all that. It’s staged and fake. I wouldn’t be suprised if he walked right back in after they got the footage they needed.

  25. avatar Olivia says:

    Is Jenelle a dwarf?

  26. avatar Maci's Alcohol says:

    I have a feeling that TM3 is going to be a snoozefest as well. I think MTV should just continue with 16 and pregnant and just stop TM

    • avatar Leah’s Magical Vagina says:

      Im just looking forword to yelling at my tv again. I did not like the story of Macenzie very much

      BC will get me ffaaatttt but i have diabetes and getting preggers could kill me….

      We have a kid but we cant be along together becouse we are not married…

      (boyfriend) I have a many concussions but im going to keep risking my life (bull riding, riding wild horses) even though I know its stupid and I have a small child that needs me… (and for some reason I cant ware a full shirt?)

    • avatar JNV says:

      I hate every single tm3 girl already. Mackenzie’s an annoying little brat who won’t take bc and posts half naked pictures everyday while she preaches about being a Christian. Brianna seems ghetto and brags about her new “money” to others. Katie is the most self righteous prick, all she talks about is how much she supports abortion and how she’s awesome because she breasted for a long time. Alex just seems fame hungry and thinks she is amazing because she is raising her baby by herself while her baby daddy does drugs. Uh cool? Lord help me, but these girls are the absolute bottom of the barrel when it comes to teen parents….theyre all pathetic.

      • avatar Leah’s Magical Vagina says:

        right, this is it for 16 pregnent/teen mom I bid 1 season….

      • avatar Maci's Alcohol says:

        Have you seen Briana’s Twitter? On the show she is portrayed as a sweet innocent teen being a young mother but her Twitter shows a completely different side of her. In my opinion they did not pick any one good. I would have loved if they had Lindsay, Kristina, Devon, Hope or Jordan I loved their episodes

        • avatar Leah’s Magical Vagina says:

          no, i just remember her sister being all two faced. like when she was at home crying couse she did not have a baby and Briana did, but then she when out and sent a picture and was like “nah nah I get to go out and you dont”

        • avatar JNV says:

          Yes and I was so disappointed! She seemed so sweet on the show and I felt I could really relate to her…but nope. Regardless, she’s still my “favorite” of the tm3 cast. Which means, I hate her a little less then the others loll.

          But I follow the other girls on twitter (16 and preg girls) and they are all a hot mess…no one I really care to see an extended series about to be honest.

          • avatar Pixie says:

            I honestly wanted Lindsey, Hope, Myranda and Sarah as the TM3 cast.

            Lindsey works, trains and cares for Aniyah.

            Hope and Ben worked shit out for Tristan and do a good job.

            Myranda’s daughter Kaylee is just really freaking adorable ( also she and her boyfriend seemed really level headed for getting knocked after 3 months of dating )

            And I honestly wanted to see how stuff would pan out for Sarah and Tinleigh with Blake being a goddamn bone head.

  27. avatar Jackie says:

    Who wants to bet Leah cheated on Jeremy with Corey after their conversation in his kitchen? Possibly in one or both of his fancy new bath tubs.

    • avatar Hilarious! says:

      She’s a trashy ignoramous! They totally hooked up and it wouldn’t shock me if this 3rd kid is Corey’s. Trailer TRASH!

      • avatar williambo says:

        I was thinking the same thing… oh gosh…. plausible as well *facepalm*

        What if she got pregnant by Corey, in one of his bathtubs, and then thought it was Jeremy’s so left Corey for Jeremy. Eeg.

        • avatar Maci's Alcohol says:

          I’m not trying to start anything but have you guys wondered maybe that’s why we haven’t seen Addalynn? Maybe because Leah is scared that maybe people would be like she is Coreys baby and not Jeremy’s? Just a thought

          • avatar ListenToWhatYouAreSaying says:

            Oh scandalous! Lol accidently thumbed you down

          • avatar Jenna says:

            When days went by before we heard ANY details about the baby…even just the name, that was actually the first thing I thought of. I think it’s very possible!
            Are they still filming? I guess it could be a contractural issue….but these girls typically take whatever opportunity they can to breech contract….especially if $$ is involved.

  28. avatar morons says:

    I think pretty much everyone feels that way. But until people stop watching it won’t happen.

    • avatar Maci's Alcohol says:

      Some people are obsessed with these girls and these shows and I am not kidding! I know these 2 girls one is 15 and one is 16 and they love 16&P and TM. Their mother told me that they wanted to get pregnant just to be on the show. Its very sad and I hope they get the help they need.

      • avatar Leah’s Magical Vagina says:

        I had a neighbor girl like that, last summer she was always outside with a baby or with the little kids and sometimes I would over hear her say how much she wanted one. well a few weeks ago she “disapered” (sigh)

        • avatar Maci's Alcohol says:

          I literally laughed out loud at your user name lol

          • avatar Leah’s Magical Vagina says:

            yours is good to! I love this site! So many fun names.

      • avatar morons says:

        I would beat my kids with a stick and lock them in an iron chastity belt if they wanted to get knocked up just to be on tv. The only girls I know that are super obsessed with it asked me to take them to get bc because of the show lol.

  29. avatar SuperPenguinMom says:

    Anyone else think the little voice asking “Sissy where are you?” while Leah and Jeremy argued was the cutest thing in the world?

  30. avatar williambo says:

    I zone out on Jenelle’s part. I already know she doesn’t end up anywhere but more of a trainwreck and going back and forth between guys, and getting into harder drugs, so I just don’t care. Where does Keiffer even get all those nice clothes, sunglasses, haircut and all that? Someone mentioned in another comment about most drugs coming from plants. Whether they come from plants or not, everything comes from “nature” in some way, and just because something is “natural” doesn’t mean it isn’t healthy. Especially when it gets you into trouble.

    Kailyn. Hypocrite. Therapy is good. Don’t agree with Javi.

    Chelsea, why does it surprise you that Adam is an idiot? And the hair Chelsea with the headband. It looks sooo funny. Pretty nasty hearing Adam and his friends eating chicken wings microphones haha. “Kids don’t fix a relationship, it doesn’t work that way.” So much wisdom that one man had. All the girls with their fantasies about having a family need to know that.

    Leah’s hair is all stickin up lately. From laying down? I don’t know, but it’s looking’ crazy. Haha Jeremy acted way more surprised than I thought he would when Leah broke up with him, or tried to. People need to quit using the “bond you have with the parent of your kids” as an excuse to make horrible decisions. Everyone thinks it’s weird that the “old guy” was hanging out with them. Sheesh, I think some young people could learn some things if they’d talk to some experienced people. Maybe the old guy was a parent of one of his friends. They’re people too! Haha.

    Leah and Corey are like “what if things get bad what do we do?” Well, there’s this thing about love and relationship which is where you work hard for someone you love, and work through problems because you love them, and don’t run and cheat on someone, or run and file for divorce. You decide to COMMIT. Leah sure doesn’t make herself look good when she says “I have Jeremy who’s willing to do everything for me and the girls,” making it seem clear she only wanted someone to dote and take care of her, instead of “Oh, I love him.” She just has “feelings” for the guys, not true love for either of them.

    • avatar ListenToWhatYouAreSaying says:

      I agree with you so much about jenelle. Ive never paid attention to her ive never had any input on her (this comment the exception) because I don’t care. She’s not a mother so it’s makes no sense as to why shes on the show. Her life would be the same regardless if she didn’t have jace. Barbara is the person that should really be focused on.

      • avatar K-Cut says:

        I agree they should focus on Babs for Jenelle’s scenes.
        Jenelle is not a mother. It would show all these young people who leave the responsibility of raising their child to the grandparents. I don’t know if anyone has noticed but this has become a trend w/ young people(not just teens) dumping their child off on the grandparents while they go out and live like trash.
        Like I have said in previous comments my brother and sister in law behave exactly like Jenelle. They are both addicted to shooting up pain pills and heroin, they can’t take care of their child, and they can’t keep relationships w/ anyone but each other, and they are theiving ass motherf*ckers. Thats why I take care of their 9 month old child.(I don’t mind a bit b/c I always know he is safe. But my mother in law also keeps him parttime we live beside each other. But these two drug addicted monkeys can’t be trusted to take care of their child just like Jenelle cannot be trusted to take care of Jace.
        Hell they need to show these bums what they are doing to their families when they want to be immature and dump their babies off on their family and cause chaos with everyone.

        • avatar Anne says:

          I just wanted to take a moment to commend you. It was only a few words, but it said so much. You are ‘looking after their 9 month old’. I sense you deeply care for this child because his safety is so important to you. What you are doing is above and beyond and awesome. You will no doubt reap the rewards when that child grows up. You will be such a special person to him. It must be a very challenging situation and God bless you for being a wonderful person!

  31. avatar Michael Jackson says:

    This show is filled with so much drama but so boring

  32. avatar Amber's Pill Bottles says:

    Did anyone else catch the name of Leah’s puppy? I went back three times to hear it and I swear the poor thing’s name is “Tubals” – was she reading a birth control pamphlet, saw the term “tubal ligation” and decided to name the dog after the procedure? Or maybe she thought the pamphlet was a list of dog names – it doesn’t seem like contraception is her strong point…

    • avatar williambo says:

      I heard “Diesel” as the dog’s name that was in the car with the girls. It kinda sounded like “Doozle” the way she said it while chuckling, but the girls said “Deedle.” It was cute.

    • avatar jen_with_relish says:

      I thought it was “Toodles” like from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

  33. avatar Gracia says:

    That picture really highlights how unflattering Jenelle’s glasses are. She looks like she’s wearing welding goggles.

    • avatar williambo says:

      they’d look better if she didn’t pluck her eyebrows away

  34. avatar Megan says:

    Lmao oh man your blog/posts about all these Teen Moms are by far my favorite! Each of your posts literally makes me laugh my ass off & I don’t know how many times you’ve said exactly what I was thinking about some of these girls. You almost made me piss my pants after what you said about Leah in this post. Thank you for being so damn hilarious!! (:

  35. avatar A says:

    I also wanted to say Adam is such a liar. We heard him on the phone say “I want to have lunch with you today so I can see Aubree”. Then he’s with his friends completing changing the words saying he never said it was to see his daughter. It’s all on camera Adam. We hear your voice say something in one scene and then something different in the next. Chelsea has few things about her life that deserve sympathy, but I did really feel for her when she expressed her fears on what that type of thing will to do Aubree when she’s older. Having her dad make plans with her only to ditch her for something he thinks is better a few hours later. I am lucky to have a dad who is always there for me but a few of my best friends have dads like that and even as adults you can tell it has really done a number to them emotionally.

    • avatar Leah’s Magical Vagina says:

      haha I saw that and started rolling around couse you know he saw that on tv spit out his beer and said “oh shit, they got that on camera….”

    • avatar Emily says:

      Chelsea should have cut off all contact with Adam after he sent her that text message way back when Aubree was a baby and asked where the papers were so he can sign away his parental rights to that “mistake”. What a piece of shit he is. Aubree will be just fine without Adam in her life. It’s not ideal but he’s doing more damage by being in her life when it’s good for him.

      • avatar Leah’s Magical Vagina says:

        thats a good point if he has no parental rights why does anyone still talk to him…. or why does Randy not just get a restraining order again him….

        • avatar Jane says:

          She never went through with it.

      • avatar Loveme says:

        That text was the most disgusting thing I can’t believe she STILL wants this guy. She needs help, not trying to be funny the girl seriously needs help and intervention ASAP.

      • avatar Jane says:

        That’s always my thought too when Chelsea is complaining about him and what he does. You had the chance to be rid of him and you didn’t take it. Heck your dad and best friend even went with you to the lawyer’s office to support you and say yes it was in the best interest of the child for this to happen.
        I think she needs to go back and rewatch it.

      • avatar redbird says:

        Chelsea should’ve cut Adam off when he called Aubrey a little “bastard” in the hospital after Chelsea knee surgery.

  36. avatar Lee says:

    Best line of the show: Jenelle to her Mom: “Gary is really mean but Kieffer was always nice to me and treated me really well.”
    (paraphrasing)

    Also, Leah’s mouth and braces are slowing driving me insane. AAAGH!

    • avatar Lee says:

      Oops, “slowly” driving me insane!

  37. avatar Maci's Alcohol says:

    These girls are such a trainwreck

  38. avatar HB says:

    Jenelle: “It’s not like i’m addicted to cocaine or heroin or meth”

  39. avatar Chelsea's Caked Face says:

    Did anyone else notice that when Jenelle picked up Kieffer from the bus stop, she CLEARLY had already gotten a boob job, then they showed previews of her talking about it for next week?

    P.S. Jace IS way too old for drinking a bottle. I completely agree!

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