First off, I know I’m a slacker. I didn’t live tweet Teen Mom this week, and this is my first post since Jenelle announced Courtland’s sperm somehow penetrated her body. In addition to being extremely bored with this season of Teen Mom 2, the little one has the flu and taking care of her was more important than watching Teen Mom 2. However, if you want a recap, I’m going to guess it was more of this:
- Chelsea embarrasses herself over Adam, goes to her fathers house to get lectured about how dumb she’s acting, and tries for her GED.
- Kailyn tells anyone who listens about her Texas trip and how she wants to move there. People look at her like they look at me every time I say I want to move to Florida when it’s cold out. They know it’s not going to happen and it’s just a pipe dream.
- Leah continues to re-create her first moments with Jeremy for MTV. Maybe in some scenes she can remove her wedding band that he already gave her by then?
- Jenelle is Jenelle
And speaking of Jenelle, that’s what this story is about. Her past few days have been very interesting, just as her past month really. She got married just over a month ago, and most of the people predicted the marriage wouldn’t even last as long as Kim Kardashian’s marriages. Then she announced she was pregnant only weeks after Courtland was over the moon about her “visit to the shrink”.
Well, as in the life of Jenelle, if you blink, you may miss something major, and that’s almost what I did this week with our daughter being sick. From what I’m gathering, Jenelle went to the hospital yet again, and it was possibly related to something Courtland did. Jenelle won’t confirm nor deny he did anything physical, which allows everyone to just speculate he beat her. Of course, she has been shown to be a pathological liar over the years, so I’m not going to jump on that bandwagon unless he’s arrested over it.
However, what she did also confess to was that Courtland is not a loyal boyfriend and tries to have sex with anyone he speaks with. Again, coming from Jenelle, you always have to take it with a grain of salt, but this one wouldn’t shock me. She did post a picture of an envelope with a bunch of girls names on it, with one labeled “DTF”. For privacy reasons, I won’t link to it, but it’s on her twitter and easy to find. Does that mean he cheated? Hard to say, she claims it’s his handwriting, and honestly he probably did. Neither of them seem like people of high character, so it wouldn’t shock me if they were both getting pieces on the side.
Courtland did tweet that he never did anything to hurt his wife, and apparently he is in poor health so he was doing things like visiting his friends grave before he went. Jenelle posted that he is fine and just scared to come back to town. So is Courtland dying? Did he beat her? Does anyone really care?
On a side note, if you want to be a guest writer on the blog, hit me up at stevebeans -at- teenmomjunkies -dot- com. I’d like to keep this blog updated often, but don’t always have the time. I will write a new post explaining more, but in summary you’ll be submitting posts, Melinda and I will review them, and if we like it (think it’s funny, and/or informative), we’ll publish giving you credit. If you continue to share stories, you will become an official guest writer.