I didn’t rush to post this because frankly, Jenelle stories are the same things repeated over and over and over. When she does something new, like get a job or not date the same three people, maybe I’ll be more on the ball with Jenelle stories, but until then it’s just groundhog day over and over
(random thought: I love how some movies can basically turn the meaning of something around. When you hear groundhog day, do you think of some stupid groundhog, or a day repeating itself over and over?)
The latest Jenelle adventure is that MTV appears to have sent her away, possibly to somewhere in Florida, and probably as a way of pretending to care about their money makers. Starcasm has tons of screenshots of conversations between plenty of douchebags, so if you want more details, check out this link. If you want a summary, keep reading…
So Courtland and Jenelle have split up, but still chat over twitter because that’s apparently the only way people on Teen Mom know how to talk to one another. To our delight, it’s not pleasant conversation, as she’s accused him of stealing a $900 projector (that she could have paid $750 for) and then pawning it. If I have learned anything from movies, the only reason people who look like Courtland take TV equipment and pawn it is for drug money. Of course I could be wrong, but movies never steer me wrong, plus he received slightly more than the 2 year warranty costs.
Moving on, both douchebag ex-boyfriends have confirmed via twitter that Jenelle went to some type of rehab facility, although Gary simply calls it a ‘paid vacation’. In the Gary conversation, some girl asked him if MTV made her leave for rehab, and he did not deny that part of the question. It’s not surprising that MTV would make her go considering the rumors of Jenelle pretty much destroying chances of a season 5 for Teen Mom 2 (though I still stand by the fact after 4 seasons it becomes less and less profitable to exploit the moms). I bet Jenelle will be taking her ‘paid vacation’ about as serious as Gary made it sound. Maybe she’ll have a nice oceanfront view and will just stress about not being on twitter for a month.
I think that may be it in a nutshell. Like I said, Starcasm has a super long post about the topic, and while I respect their due diligence on the issue, most don’t care about Jenelle that much. However, if you are one of the few who do, check the link above because there are a few things I did miss.