I didn’t rush to post this because frankly, Jenelle stories are the same things repeated over and over and over. When she does something new, like get a job or not date the same three people, maybe I’ll be more on the ball with Jenelle stories, but until then it’s just groundhog day over and over
(random thought: I love how some movies can basically turn the meaning of something around. When you hear groundhog day, do you think of some stupid groundhog, or a day repeating itself over and over?)
The latest Jenelle adventure is that MTV appears to have sent her away, possibly to somewhere in Florida, and probably as a way of pretending to care about their money makers. Starcasm has tons of screenshots of conversations between plenty of douchebags, so if you want more details, check out this link. If you want a summary, keep reading…
So Courtland and Jenelle have split up, but still chat over twitter because that’s apparently the only way people on Teen Mom know how to talk to one another. To our delight, it’s not pleasant conversation, as she’s accused him of stealing a $900 projector (that she could have paid $750 for) and then pawning it. If I have learned anything from movies, the only reason people who look like Courtland take TV equipment and pawn it is for drug money. Of course I could be wrong, but movies never steer me wrong, plus he received slightly more than the 2 year warranty costs.
Moving on, both douchebag ex-boyfriends have confirmed via twitter that Jenelle went to some type of rehab facility, although Gary simply calls it a ‘paid vacation’. In the Gary conversation, some girl asked him if MTV made her leave for rehab, and he did not deny that part of the question. It’s not surprising that MTV would make her go considering the rumors of Jenelle pretty much destroying chances of a season 5 for Teen Mom 2 (though I still stand by the fact after 4 seasons it becomes less and less profitable to exploit the moms). I bet Jenelle will be taking her ‘paid vacation’ about as serious as Gary made it sound. Maybe she’ll have a nice oceanfront view and will just stress about not being on twitter for a month.
I think that may be it in a nutshell. Like I said, Starcasm has a super long post about the topic, and while I respect their due diligence on the issue, most don’t care about Jenelle that much. However, if you are one of the few who do, check the link above because there are a few things I did miss.
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I think they sent her away so she’s not around Gary while they show the cheating/”abuse” that went down this season. Cute.
Haha it’ll be such a shitshow. I feel like she’s a lot like Kailyn in that she will go furiously trying to physically hurt her man when they do something to make her angry enough, but as soon as they raise their arms in self-defense (or in Kieffer’s case, having to bear hug) she will scream and cry about their “abuse” or “assault”. What an embarrassment.
lol I forgot about that. Kieffer was like “Baby I love you shhh come here” and going in for a hug and she’s like “ASDHQ89RH328YH9H!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH ABUSE!!”
Hahahahahaha! I think that’s exactly what she said too, “ASDHQ89RH328YH9H!!!!!”
I just wish we could get some info from people who aren’t pathological liars/attention whores on twitter.
With that being said, Jenelle is the same thing. If she’s not on twitter then what they are saying might be true
I can’t keep up! I thought her and Gary were back together?
I am so sick of this piece of trash! Everything about her disgusts me. Including her weird shaped eyebrows (random, I know, but they really bother me). I hope wherever the hell she is, she gets some serious help this time and finally realizes what an out of control, POS, fame whore she is and stops this ridiculous nonsense. Her poor son!
Yes! Eyebrows! Glad to know I’m not the only one bothered by them! Lol
so many people make fun of her eyebrows and honestly it makes me sad lol. She has a LOT to make fun of but she can’t help the shape of her eyebrows. They don’t even fully grow in! that sucks
she can help the way she plucks them, which is what makes them look weird
Exactly! Poor thing. I bet it’s not easy trying to pluck your brows when you’re tweaked out.
she can use a damn eye brow pencil as well
pinterest.com/amazeballer/bad-eyebrows/
Eyebrows can grow strangely due to thyroid issues. Thyroid issues can cause mental health problems if left untreated. Didn’t Amber have weird eyebrows too? This is why that sorry-ass quack Dr. Drew pisses me off so much. He’s supposed to spot stuff like that and send people who see him to other specialists, but no the egotistical numb-nuts exploits their pain and anguish for ratings.
Amber overplucked her eyebrows. It’s a common thing these days for people to be very delusional about what looks good eyebrow-plucking-wise hahah
It’s also a common thing to have thyroid issues. It is not rare at all. Ask a doctor.
My brother was diagnosed with and cured of thyroid cancer about a year ago. His eyebrows looked fine and he wasn’t a whackjob.
I think maybe druggies just spend too much time picking at themselves and thus end up with a nice warning to us all via screwed up eyebrows.
Her eyebrows are shiteous. But i cant stand to see her upper lip (or lack of) when she talks. The whole mouth situation kills me. What it looks like and what come from it. Ugh.
Why does everyone hate me
On another note, did anyone see kails “twitter fight” where she freaked out on an airman who lives across the hall from javi and was like your so disrespectful for calling him “the kid from teen mom”… So embarrassing for javi! I would be so embarrassed if my wife was picking fights with the guys I work with, especially if we were friends. Kail is so weird.
Yeah saw that too kail is so annoying she is really showing her true colors now. I feel bad for javi that he married her and wait intill he has to go back to basic I’m pretty sure his friends are not going to want to associate with him anymore. And kail is a total bitch telling a guy who sign up to service his country to have respect kail and fans girls should have respect for this guy. And all army people who fight for our freedom it is a really sad generation where people will attack a army guy. And tell him to have respect for someone who on a freaking reality show what has kail or any of these girls do to service their country or make it better place. Nothing but act a bad fool on tv I love his comeback it was perfect I wonder how javi feel that his wife attacking his fellow army man if he said nothing he is a coward and Mitch. Someone needs to put kail in her place she thinks she above anyone
What?
I was kind of thinking the same thing Candace?
Jessica I agree so much…Kail used to be my favorite, I didn’t like her attitude but at least she worked and went to school ya know? I used to stick up for her and everything.but that was just so ridiculous she looked like an idiot. Like seriously, javi is a big boy, he can stand up for himself. I would be so humiliated if I was him. And that poor guy, who is serving our country, got cussed out bus bunch of Kail wanna bes. She’s so delusional, she has contributed nothing to society and people do not owe her nor her husband any respect.
Kail is a brat you would think she would have respect for javi friends and not act like that on twitter. If javi had problem with it then allow him to address not you and than she allows her teen mom groupies. To attack this guy but I bet in couple days kail will blame it on her being bipolar instead of the real reason which is she is a straight up bitch. Kail talks about respect but where was her respect for him and he didn’t said anything that was wrong or hurtful towards javi. So I don’t understand what was her problem with this guy.
Um he’s is the Air Force….therefore making him an airman. Kails just an idiot!! End of story
I find it sleezy but yet kinda funny that Gary says he’s so willing to get back with Jade when Jenelle’s gone…
Ok so Gary is the AK47 guy, right? Courtland is the thug life dude?
Or do I have that mixed up?
Anywho… I wonder how Barb and Jace are doing…
dont but mtv sending her away so she does not see the show..she has already seen all the episodes..nothing new here for her to watch..remember in NY she tweeted how much she hated this season…the girls have already seen it…kail apologized in ADVANCE so obviously she knew what they were showing.