First off, I hope everyone had a good Christmas if you celebrate it. If you don’t, I can now relate to how terrible Dec 25th can be for you. I do celebrate the holiday, but on the way home from my sisters, we were craving some Dunkin Donuts bad. Considering there are literally around 10 (or more) within like 5 minutes drive, we thought we’d get lucky with at least 1. Nope, we had to drive 3 towns over for the nearest open Dunkin Donuts… yes, first world problems I know.
Nobody wants to hear about my Christmas coffee problems, but speaking of Christmas, MTV decided to run a new Teen Mom 2 this week. The problem was that monday was Christmas eve and we weren’t home to live tweet it, and our DVR for some reason never wants to record the show. Seriously, it works completely fine for every other show but every week I check and there is a big ‘not recording’ logo next to Teen Mom 2 despite no other conflicts. I think my DVR is just sick of us watching a bunch of staged drama, but too bad comcast, the robots haven’t taken over yet, so you’re forced to deal with what we watch! (When they do take over, the first thing my DVR is going to do is kill me in my sleep).
Moving on, the big story of the week was the long night suffered by Jenelle’s future ex-husband, Courtland Rogers. Apparently it was something completely overblown to which he apologized for but it seems like he was a wreck all night. I guess Jenelle said she was going home to see Jace (first red flag), but was on stickam with her friend Tori and Courtland didn’t really know what was happening. He starts freaking out over twitter, because Jenelle has trained him to make sure all her fans know of their dirty laundry, and it even got Kailyn all worked up. Check out a screenshot a fan sent:
I am just completely in shock that a girl who has gone back and forth between two guys about 15 times in 2012, then hooked up with a third guy and married him faster than you can say ‘rebound’ is suddenly having relationship issues. The best part was the tweet “Can’t believe she do this to me omfg”. Grammar aside, is Courtland really shocked at anything Jenelle would do at this point? All he has to do is watch the first few seasons of Teen Mom 2 to realize how much of a mess she is, and then if he wanted more dirt, spend 5 minutes on the Internet looking up stories that haven’t made it on TV yet. Better yet, just read her twitter feed for the past year, and then try to be shocked she “do this to you”.
I’ll say what I’ve said all along, Jenelle is pure gold from a bloggers perspective, so I’m not going to complain at all. Without Jenelle, Teen Mom 2 would be incredibly painful to follow and blog about. Other than the yearly marriages by either Corey or Leah, there is nothing else ever going on with that cast. Kailyn and Chelsea are both apparently maturing, which is good for them, bad for us, but Jenelle keeps this train rolling.. at least until Teen Mom 3 comes out.
Will Courtland and Jenelle get divorced? Almost certainly. It’s merely a matter of ‘when’ at this point, but this fight doesn’t appear to be the one to do it. They’re already kissing and making up (get puke buckets ready), so those who had them divorced by the end of 2012 are likely going to lose that bet. Don’t worry, there is always January.
Also, this post is already long enough, but feel free to also comment about how weird it is that going out at 3am is apparently normal behavior for them.