First off, I hope everyone had a good Christmas if you celebrate it. If you don’t, I can now relate to how terrible Dec 25th can be for you. I do celebrate the holiday, but on the way home from my sisters, we were craving some Dunkin Donuts bad. Considering there are literally around 10 (or more) within like 5 minutes drive, we thought we’d get lucky with at least 1. Nope, we had to drive 3 towns over for the nearest open Dunkin Donuts… yes, first world problems I know.
Nobody wants to hear about my Christmas coffee problems, but speaking of Christmas, MTV decided to run a new Teen Mom 2 this week. The problem was that monday was Christmas eve and we weren’t home to live tweet it, and our DVR for some reason never wants to record the show. Seriously, it works completely fine for every other show but every week I check and there is a big ‘not recording’ logo next to Teen Mom 2 despite no other conflicts. I think my DVR is just sick of us watching a bunch of staged drama, but too bad comcast, the robots haven’t taken over yet, so you’re forced to deal with what we watch! (When they do take over, the first thing my DVR is going to do is kill me in my sleep).
Moving on, the big story of the week was the long night suffered by Jenelle’s future ex-husband, Courtland Rogers. Apparently it was something completely overblown to which he apologized for but it seems like he was a wreck all night. I guess Jenelle said she was going home to see Jace (first red flag), but was on stickam with her friend Tori and Courtland didn’t really know what was happening. He starts freaking out over twitter, because Jenelle has trained him to make sure all her fans know of their dirty laundry, and it even got Kailyn all worked up. Check out a screenshot a fan sent:
I am just completely in shock that a girl who has gone back and forth between two guys about 15 times in 2012, then hooked up with a third guy and married him faster than you can say ‘rebound’ is suddenly having relationship issues. The best part was the tweet “Can’t believe she do this to me omfg”. Grammar aside, is Courtland really shocked at anything Jenelle would do at this point? All he has to do is watch the first few seasons of Teen Mom 2 to realize how much of a mess she is, and then if he wanted more dirt, spend 5 minutes on the Internet looking up stories that haven’t made it on TV yet. Better yet, just read her twitter feed for the past year, and then try to be shocked she “do this to you”.
I’ll say what I’ve said all along, Jenelle is pure gold from a bloggers perspective, so I’m not going to complain at all. Without Jenelle, Teen Mom 2 would be incredibly painful to follow and blog about. Other than the yearly marriages by either Corey or Leah, there is nothing else ever going on with that cast. Kailyn and Chelsea are both apparently maturing, which is good for them, bad for us, but Jenelle keeps this train rolling.. at least until Teen Mom 3 comes out.
Will Courtland and Jenelle get divorced? Almost certainly. It’s merely a matter of ‘when’ at this point, but this fight doesn’t appear to be the one to do it. They’re already kissing and making up (get puke buckets ready), so those who had them divorced by the end of 2012 are likely going to lose that bet. Don’t worry, there is always January.
Also, this post is already long enough, but feel free to also comment about how weird it is that going out at 3am is apparently normal behavior for them.
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She left at 3am and didn’t get on stickam w/ Tori until after 5, possibly to have an alibi. There’s talk of her meeting up with Gary Head. If you check out his twitter him and his GF are also fighting and he’s being accused of things. I also read that Courtland took off all day yesterday and was out smoking crack and that’s why Jenelle left. I dunno. But I do believe the Gary story.
Y’all should’ve posted the screenshot I sent this morning.
Why don’t you just start your own blog and STFU
Based on the success of the sites I run now I’ve been considering it.
Are you the Admin from All The Teen Moms? Because that girl is just as full of herself as you are right now!
Calm the hell down…
Thanks you people for telling this bitch off. She is so freaking annoying. Everytime there is a new post or comment this bitch thinks she has to time in with her uneducated oppinions.
I hope she doesn’t run another site. She probably has a blog she writes about herself that 2 people read.
If she really had a “successful” blog do you really think she would be on here all the time making useless comments. Plus she doesn’t post links to her so-called blog. Your this bitch is full of shit. I wish she would stay the hell off of here and go talk shit on TMT. Hell she may be Heather Clouse. That would make sense because she doesn’t reveal any other information than I write a blog. So do I bitch and so do millions of other people.
Get a life Heather Clouse wannabe. She thinks she knows everything and it always makes her look stupid in the end.
I’m sure plenty of other dedicated readers know what I’m talking about and wish she would STFU
Did you e-mail me? I used a screenshot someone sent to my e-mail
Yea last night and at like 7am today. No biggie.
Je said scabby got physical and pulled her hair too.
Jenelle is a hot mess and Courtland is hot mess match made in heaven. Jenelle was doing something who left their husband in the middle of night that is odd something is up she probably did meet up with Gary. Jenelle life is like a bad soap opera she probably cheated on Courtland with Gary is probably using Tory as her alibis. If you are going to cheat just don’t get married stay single and sleep around if that what you choose to do I don’t feel bad for Courtland he is a moron he allow jenelle to post photos of his daughter. Online he allowing jenelle to harass his baby mama they are both a mess they would be breaking up and making up for a while the only innocent victims in this situation are jace and Courtland daughter .
I felt compelled to leave a comment regarding your DVR issue. I have Comcast and I have teen mom set as a series recording. It does the same thing as yours! It just won’t record!! There are no conflicts. It’s so bizarre!
I have comcast too. I don’t set series recordings because I forget about them and then can’t record other things. It’s a mess. But I always record all my shows for the day in the morning, on Mondays Teen Mom 2 being one of them, and I’ve never had a problem recording. Maybe just try recording each episode individually instead of by series. You too Stevebeans.
I have the same problem! I always end up watching the repeat episodes.
DM is soo right. I have comcast and used to have this same problem but then I changed to just recording my shows the day of (NEVER SERIES REC.)the episodes I want and it has worked great ever since.
my boyfriend who’s never seen the show: “is that her Russian pimp?”
hahaha i always thought he looked like a druggie Russian too, lol
Jenelle and Courtland are nothing but over dramatic tweekers. First off, we ALL knew the marriage was going to be beyond dysfunctional but stuff like this happening so freshly new into the marriage just shows the amount of immaturity both these kids have. The wife leaving in the middle of the night- yea thats normal… then the husband running to boo hoo the dramatic events on Twitter- yup very grown up of him. Why is it so hard for these people to keep things private? Jenelle always claims she’s working on getting Jace back and blah blah blah but then they BOTH air their dirty laundry to the WORLD! Do they have a clue how much of low lifes they project themselves as to anyone that reads a story about them? Nothing good will come from this. Their poor life decisions make me already think the crack/meth/heroin has already eaten away at the few brain cells they had left. Talk about drug induced psychosis!!!
Who the hell would give this a thumbs down? Two people that must be exactly like the trash being talked about.
Thank you!! Seriously!!
Oh, Kail. Always eager to criticize others but unwilling to hear that she herself is anything less than perfection incarnate. At least this site doesn’t mind serving up some real talk.
I can practically hear Jenelle saying ‘Ah well, if it doesn’t work out then we’ll just get a divorce’. The best thing anyone has done for her recently was when Babs had her committed, and the worst was when they let her out. She is completely out of touch with reality and becoming a danger to herself. The real sad thing is that EVERYONE realised it was going to end like this apart from her. I know they’re making up, but its only a matter of time. I hope she never gets Jace back, he shouldn’t have to suffer from her mistakes any more than he already has.
And she’s in for a mighty rude awakening when Courtland gets half her money because she was too naive to get a pre-nup. He’s going to wipe her out.
I’d be shocked if she had any left right now, until her next MTV check.
At least if she’s broke it’ll be harder for her to buy drugs, although if she’s desperate I highly doubt money issues will stop her…
I am so glad jenelle has managed to keep her womb vacant with all the men she’s been going between
Agreed, the two children mixed up in this already is two too many. Lets pray that her womb stays empty.
I don’t think they will get divorced, at least not for ages. But here’s why! They cannot stick to a decision for two days to save their lives. Divorce takes more time than that. They will go back and forth between wanting to be together and wanting to get divorced and just end up being stuck ‘married’ to each other because the divorce will not become final before they change their minds again.
You’ve made an excellent point. On top of that, divorces are expensive. Never mind the cost of the lawyer Jenelle will hire to keep her from having to split her MTV money with Courty. Just filing the paperwork is a few hundred dollars alone. Who has that kind of money just lying around when there are drugs and jewelry to buy?!
Plus for a no fault divorce in NC you have to be legally seperated for a year first. Then again it lists abuse of drugs as on of the reasons for an at fault divorce which so would not be hard to prove. They’ll at least make it to the wedding special cuz bitch gotsta get paid. Good thing she doesn’t really want Jace back so he’s not caught up in her day to day insanity, drama and bs.
She tweeted this morning that Scabby stole all her money and then re-tweeted someone who said she probably wishes she got a pre-nup lololol.
‘The girl who has gone back and forth between two guys about 15 times in 2012, then hooked up with a third guy and married him faster than you can say ‘rebound’
I feel like this statement could apply to 3/4 of the Teen Mom 2 girls. Kailyn and Leah date back to 2011 and probably didn’t quite hit 15 but it’s all the same. Robbie, Corey, Jeremy, Jo, Jordan, Javi. What a trainwreck.
Don’t they know married couples fight? You just don’t broadcast it all over twitter or facebook, because then you make up from your fight, and then you’re screwed with everyone who knows you and saw your fight on twitter. They need to be banned from social media sites, that should be a stipulation if you’re on probation.
However, I am betting a 2013 divorce… :/ sad, but true.
Court’s face really irritates me.
Of all of Jenelle’s pursuits (NOT including Duffy), Courtland gives me the worst vibe. I get a very unsettled feeling when I see pictures of him. He has a very cold, criminal look in his eyes; perhaps that’s the heroin. But when I see him all I can think is future pedophile or rapist. Maybe that’s a little extreme and I sure hope that’s not the case, but of all of these guys she certainly married the creepiest.
I completely agree! Something about his mouth just isn’t right. Looks like a muppet baby the way even when he smiles its just straight. I’ve seen people call him meth mouth but I don’t know a thing about meth or why it would make him smile so awkward. He is a criminal but I think he’s gonna do something to land him in prison for a long time and that’s when the divorce will take place.
LOL JE wasn’t even writing those sulia articles.
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And they broke up! Again!! For how long? Who cares? They are messes!!!
It’s so entertaining.
Twitter drama going on right now! Apparently jenelle broke up with courtland. Now honestly who didnt see this coming. Btw that picture of them is hidious.
Jenelle is deactivating her twitter for the 2y395082d9th time. Let’s see how many hours it lasts this time.
Where’s my popcorn?? Lovin it…
haha right? nothing like spending a relaxing Sunday afternoon watching an hours long bitchfest completely imploding on itself like a dying star.
Be sure to read the pretty accurate recap at starcasm . net/archives/191310 since this site slacks so bad.
I’ve always stayed out of commenting or ‘liking’ any negative commentary about you because I frankly never cared enough to bother, but you’re really starting to annoy me. It’s great that you’re a source of TM news because obviously that’s why I come here, but there’s plenty of other TM blogs you can troll to feed your grossly overinflated ego. You’re not Walter Cronkite, please take two giant steps back into reality.
lolwut
Exactly.