Guess what? We missed the last episode of Teen Mom 2. Why? Because it was Christmas Eve and I was doing other stuff, like getting really drunk and embarrassing myself, but I digress. In addition to that, my DVR hates the show and never wants to record it, and I didn’t feel like watching it online.
With that said, I’m sure we missed really important stuff…or not. I’m going to go with “not.”
And now, without further ado…
Chelsea took a GED test! But, of course, she can’t go 5 seconds without mentioning Adam. It’s like she tries to think of a way to mention him in every single conversation.
Papa Randy mentions that Chelsea shouldn’t have a job while she’s in beauty school, since it’s full time, and she’s all, “How am I going to pay my bills? Start stripping?” I’m pretty sure that’s something I wouldn’t mention to my dad, but Randy takes it in stride.
In other news, Chelsea is going to start potty training Aubree. There is nothing I love more than to hear about someone’s bathroom habits. But, hey! At least they’re focusing on one of the children now, and less on failing relationships.
Anyway, Aubree wants nothing to do with it and kicked the potty over. Luckily it hadn’t been used yet, or that would have made a really disgusting mess.
Update on Chelsea’s GED so far: she passed her reading and social studies tests.
So Jenelle moved in with Josh, huh? Why does this not surprise me? She’s wondering if she moved in with him too quickly. Why does she wonder this? They’ve been dating a whole week! Sheesh. Anyway, Jenelle is annoyed at how immature and “weird” Josh is.
Jenelle brings it up to Babsy that she wants to bring Jace home overnight, since she’s been spending more time with him lately. Babsmeister is not too keen on the idea. You know what this means, don’t you? Fight!!!
During a family outing, Jenelle is super sick and can’t go on a family outing and Babs isn’t too happy about it. So, um, why didn’t she just call Babs ahead of time to let her know instead of having her trek them all out to Jenelle’s house? Anyway, Jenelle is crying and Babs is going off on her about how she disappointed Jace.
Apparently Corey wants to get back together and she lets Jeremy in on this.
Side note: Does anyone think Leah is terrible at recreating conversations? It can’t be that easy though, to pretend this is the first time you’ve talked about this.
Anyway, they pin the whole break-up on Corey again, because that’s what they do by default.
Later, Leah hotfoots it to Corey’s house to discuss the sitch with him. Corey says he misses how it used to be and that she’s the only girl he’s ever been in love with. He tells her that he still gets butterflies around her. Then the subtitles stop and I have no idea what Corey is saying. I need to learn how to read lips. From the gist of things, it sounds like they don’t want to just jump back into a relationship together.
Side note: At one point, Leah heads out to meet up with her friend and, by the time she leaves the house and arrives at the restaurant, she had completely changed her clothes and her went from a ponytail to being down. Thanks to a reader for pointing this out to us. I love seeing inconsistencies in TV shows and movies!
When Leah has another recreated convo with Corey, she isn’t too happy with him, because she doesn’t think he’s sincere and doing it because he loves her.
Leah decides to evaluate things and think if it’s worth ruining her relationship with Jeremy over. Her parents try to talk some sense into her and tell her to think of her kids…she “can’t afford this to be a bad decision.”
Kail is heading to Texas to meet up with her half sister, because she doesn’t have much of a storyline otherwise.
Kailyn is thinking about moving away and asks her cousin, Kaylie, about Texas and if she likes living there. Kaylie gushes about Texas and how much she loves it…and then they ride a mechanical bull. Because that’s what people do in Texas. Wait! I went to Texas and didn’t ride a bull. I feel so ripped off.
So this family’s names…
Kaylie (her cousin)
Mikayla (her half sister)
Okay then. Just a random observation by yours truly, but that’s a lot of similar sounding names.
Anyway, this is only the second time Kailyn has met Mikayla. They have the same dad, who seems to be a real loser.
Kailyn decides to think about moving to Texas and how it would go with Jo, etc.