SOOOoooooo this is a touchy subject, but when is a good time to tell someone that every time they write a post, it somehow makes them look worse than the previous post? Of course, some can say that about my blog posts, and I’m not sure I’d disagree, but let’s focus on Farrah for now.
Apparently it was time to talk about the touchy subject nobody was really thinking, and that is Sophia’s unibrow. Let’s see if I can find a recent picture…
Oh jeez, that is bad. Nevermind, that’s just Bert. Ahh, here we go….
Hmm… yea, so that’s the cute little Sophia we’ve seen for years on Teen Mom. The three year old who Farrah has been shamelessly exploiting since the moment she saw two stripes on her pregnancy test.
Keep in mind, this is the same Farrah who (drunkenly?) went off recently on how people should love their natural bodies while glossing over the $20k she dropped down to make her body anything but natural. I guess it’s now time for Sophia to get a complex about her eyebrows so she’ll constantly be worried about hairs growing in the middle of them… starting at the age of 3!! 3!!!
I am typically not one of those armchair parents who think they know everything there is to know about parenting (I don’t). Keeping her pacifier in for as long as she did was not a natural emergency, or another mom letting their kid play in a dog cage didn’t ruin my day. Is eyebrow waxing a good idea at the age of 3? I don’t know the answer to that, but I’m going to guess it’s not really required, especially when it’s not really that noticeable or bad. Again, we’re not talking about Bert here, this is a little girl who has slightly darker eyebrows than typical kids
What’s worse is that somewhere in Farrah’s head, she actually is proud of her accomplishment and felt the need to brag about it on the little speaking outlet Sulia gave to her. What is there really to be proud of? That you plucked hair from a sleeping kid? That you were able to teach Sophia an early life lesson about having a complex over a body part? Or that you’ll still be able to exploit her for any bit of cash you can while people still remember you are around.