Farrah Abraham Goes Apeshit on MTV: Teen Mom Junkies Break it Down

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So, yesterday, Farrah went nuts about MTV promoting an upcoming Teen Mom OG episode preview in which she's sitting down with a producer being told that out of the 9 teen moms on the show, she's the only one who's a problem.

In response, Farrah shakes her head and insists she's not difficult.

Seriously? Did she just say that? We here at teen mom junkies secretly enjoy the moments where Farrah pulls out her inner viper and makes the MTV producers go to the bathroom in a port-a-potty outside of her home or bites their heads of when all they're trying to do is make small talk, but, eh, that's just us, right?

So let's break down exactly how Farrah went nuts on her Instagram. Here's what she posted:

Never apologize for being an ambitious, confident, and strong minded women, as I become the best Farrah I can be, I won't let a man or network be little me, try to break me, lie about who I am to my core, I'm bullied, surrounded & hurt by all the manipulation, I no longer will allow as a protective mother this vulgar behavior, these crews aren't trust worthy this "mtv family" is a disgusting gang of power tripping failed producers & executives who have failed. Thank you for canceling my dating show, purposely provoking made up hate to try to limit my episodes your actions have consequences like teen mom should have made you aware.I am the moment, the best story line, the Best Farrah I can be, and it's disgusting, horrible that Viacom, Larry, Morgan & cast members over the 10 years I've worked with them always plot, schemes, spew their false, jealousy, hateful, discrimination & harass someone for their sexual freedoms. I will no longer allow this hateful horrible show around my family, it's sad producers ruin their top leading networks show because they let their ego, politics, hate, discrimination & horrible sexual harassment behavior ruin a show. Statistically I am the 1 out of 10 teen mom who over came the struggles & difficulties and excel, I've shown my life to the upmost so we all can watch a grow as I've done this @Viacom doesn't stay true to the social cause, my social justice has been served in fighting the horrible stigma surrounding being a teen mom. My brand has Out shined the Teen Mom brand I'm not glamorizing teen pregnancy my brand and who I am is fashionable, with class , makeup etc, this is how I was raised & if that's Glamorous then let it be! I started this show & i've out grown the show & moving on from this show. I'm not stuck down in a teen mom pit with fake friends, relationships, horrible producing, not safe for my child environments, unlawful ethics & companies, depression,etc. I don't conduct myself like Viacom's horrible disgusting ethics & I certainly am raising my daughter to treat people better then MTV's horrible behavior, our next generation should learn to love humans & treat each other with kindness. Thanks Be To God

First of all, what exactly is "the best Farrah I can be." One thing you gotta say about Farrah is that she doesn't mess around with her delusions, she launches right into them.

We're thinking that at this point, she's grown so narcissistic that she's equating herself with Prince or Madonna, because in our opinions, only they get to refer to themselves in the third person. But there she goes.

Second, we love her misspelling of the word "belittle." Sad, so sad. Farrah clearly does not realize that the words are not an expression but rather, ONE ENTIRE WORD THAT SHE'S PROBABLY NEVER USED BEFORE.

Third, she clearly got so worked up that she completely lost all sense of parallel construction in just the very first sentence when she launched into how "I'm bullied." Either that or she simply does not understand the difference between the punctuation forms of commas and periods.

Fourth, Farrah's grandiosity reaches new heights when she calls herself "the moment." Is this a Justin Timberlake song or are we missing something here?

Fifth, we truly appreciate Farrah's passionate plea to defend her family from the hatefulness of the MTV producers. It is possible she's talking about Sophia, but it's pretty much clear to the world that Farrah's main use for Sophia is not to love her but rather, use her, exploit her and put her to work. She certainly doesn't mean her momma.

Debra, right? Because she's done just about everything to Deborah, other than grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor.

Oh wait, maybe she's done that too. And Michael and Amy? Well, he looks high most of the times he's on the show and Amy, equally as stunned.

Sixth, we absolutely LOVE Farrah's characterization of herself as having "class." HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. By class, she must be referring to her anal lube business.

Finally, Farrah's conclusion of an ode to God from the Bible is just too much. We're pretty sure God doesn't want to be hailed by someone who's hawking foot fetish videos, but hey, that's just us.

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